Wow, that was fast...

It was only a matter of time before the Iraqis and their newly discovered democracy 1-upped the US of A with some old-skool American common sense. Which kinda died with the 60s, but that's another post...

Iraq to Close Borders Next Week to Thwart Attacks

Oh. So you mean they're not going to have an amnesty program for people crossing their borders illegally?

Hey! I have an idea! Not to seem like a copycat or anything like that, but why don't we close our borders? Or if you want, we can wait out Iraq's krazy krazy experiment and see if that does anything to blow our skirts up.

Yeah. Let's just wait. See if national security is affected by efficient border control and stringent immigration policy. OMG, wouldn't that be funny if the wacky iraqis figured it out before we did?

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith