Thurs-dee!

A quiz or two or three... got this first one from Miss O'Hara's xanga site

You scored as Draco Malfoy. Spoilt and proud, you place high value on the purity of wizard blood and look set to follow in your father's somewhat shady footsteps. Sirius Black 85% Draco Malfoy 85% Ginny Weasley 75% Harry Potter 70% Severus Snape 70% Hermione Granger 70% Ron Weasley 65% Remus Lupin 50% Albus Dumbledore 50% Lord Voldemort 20% Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...? created with QuizFarm.com

I'm not sure about this one here. First because that Draco Malfoy is a gay little prick. I'm a straight big prick. Second, I distinctly answered the question about muggle parents in the tolerant, progressive way. Yay for progressives!

And I have the same matching percentage for Sirius Black anyway... let's not think about this too much.

You scored as Normal, Boring and Gay. Its not bad that you are this way, but couldn’t you do a little bit more with your hair? Perhaps maybe zush your shirt? The only thing that makes you interesting is you like men, but even then… do you really? Normal, Boring and Gay 40% A MetroHomoSexual 40% A Jock 35% A Closet Case 30% An AberHollisterAE Gay or Fratmo 10% What Kind of Gay Man Are You? created with QuizFarm.com

OK, now I'm really confused. About these quizzes, not my sexuality. How did I score enough to qualify for metrohomosexual?!? I don't like metrosexuals. How many metrosexuals do you know that are comfortable w/icky things like dipping? Let's keep going, hopefully find a quiz with scantily clad women. In boyshorts, if we're lucky...

You scored as Sloth. Sloth 75% Wrath 69% Lust 69% Gluttony 69% Pride 63% Greed 38% Envy 31% Seven deadly sins created with QuizFarm.com

Wow. Very surprised. Thought I was gonna get Gluttony until the Lust questions came up. But then on the inside rail, it's Sloth! Sloth is making his move! And in the final stretch, it's Sloth by 6 lengths!

4 Sloth 74.00 14.00 8.60
9 Lust 3.30 2.60
6 Gluttony 6.10

$2 Ex 4-9 $139.00
$2 Tri 4-9-6 $1,589.00
$2 Super 4-9-6-8 $11,679.00
$2 DD 5-4) $526.00
$2 Pk3 3-5-4 $2,910.00
$2 Pk4 1-3-5-4 $7,309.00
$2 Pk6 4-3-1-3-5-4 $47,421.00

You scored as Hermione Granger. Yup, you are an insufferable know it all! However, you do manage to get people out of tight places every time. ps. watch out for mysterious purple hexes! Hermione Granger 75% Fred/George Weasley 63% Luna Lovegood 56% Harry Potter 50% Ginny Weasley 50% Draco Malfoy 44% Neville Longbottom 44% Ron Weasley 44% Who is your Harry Potter Soulmate? created with QuizFarm.com

Ooh yeah baby. Emma Watson, mmmm... toasty! On a related underage-actress note, try to find the SNL sketch with Lindsay Lohan as a post-pubescent Hermione Granger...

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Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith