I can't believe it's not Xanga!

Was gonna relegate this to the Xanga Province of Tio Jaime Nation, but there are some links to entertaining stuff below

and gratuitous scantily clad-ness

Poke = Jihad Jimmy's old marathon handle
SpacemanSpiff = Jihad Jimmy's old roommate's old marathon handle

12:30 PM SpacemanSpiff: yo yo yo Poke: yo Poke: whattup dude SpacemanSpiff: are there any plans for your birthday? Poke: oh fuck that's right Poke: joe's saturday night? SpacemanSpiff: plans besides playing lots of halo SpacemanSpiff: once you get the xbox Poke: OH and SHIT SpacemanSpiff: joe's saturday night SpacemanSpiff: i'm about fifteen minutes away Poke: and how SpacemanSpiff: zoo afterward? Poke: probably Poke: although not too much zoo Poke: going to the casino on sunday w/my grandma SpacemanSpiff: nice! Poke: ohyes Poke: you wanna come w/? Poke: i'll teach you craps Poke: and how to properly cuss @ slotmachines Poke: oh yes, bow down to my html, xanga chickenfuckers Poke: i did a 3am criticism of The Graduate, you might like it SpacemanSpiff: haha SpacemanSpiff: send me the link Poke: comes w/cool borders & shit Poke: http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=TioJaime&tab=weblogs&uid=208245276 12:35 PM Poke: yeah if you a/o rachel a/o karim are free, you're all cordially invited... Poke: ooh joes man Poke: been getting the veal a la parmagiana (sp?) Poke: good shit, very tender SpacemanSpiff: I can leave the woman at home Poke: your call, but she is cordially invited SpacemanSpiff: okay, dustin hoffman is man-pretty SpacemanSpiff: haha Poke: he *is* Poke: well, he *was* SpacemanSpiff: haha SpacemanSpiff: good stuff Poke: i fucking fell asleep Poke: got too damn tired SpacemanSpiff: it was pretty late Poke: but on the upside, i learned about html tables 12:40 PM SpacemanSpiff: haha, good stuff SpacemanSpiff: tables is where it's at in html Poke: oh, did you see all the TAR6 links? SpacemanSpiff: no Poke: http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=TioJaime&tab=weblogs&uid=206483582 Poke: i'm quite pleased w/firefox SpacemanSpiff: what's this hayden site? Poke: that's her personal modeling site Poke: but you can buy a "subscription" Poke: whatta whore Poke: mmm underwear Poke: i can't save these pics, can i? SpacemanSpiff: screenshot that shit Poke: they're embedded in some flash shit? SpacemanSpiff: booyeah Poke: dude i'm there SpacemanSpiff: she looks better here than she did on the amazing race Poke: yeah dude! Poke: was just about to say Poke: she doesn't have an old head here SpacemanSpiff: man, she fucking broke down on the last few episodes Poke: and man, normally i'm not a boob-guy... Poke: yeah, "Do something before i hyperventilate!" Poke: i liked it when Aaron would talk shit about her to the camera 12:45 PM Poke: haydk@hotmail.com Poke: yay! SpacemanSpiff: that was funny Poke: ooh ohmy Poke: http://www.rebeccacardon.net/ Poke: she got hot towards the end Poke: whoa, and she's all kinds of naked on her page Poke: oh my Poke: eww... what's w/the cornrows? SpacemanSpiff: nekkid? Poke: almost nekkid Poke: i like the rebecca one when she's wearing the ski cap Poke: a thong Poke: and she's daintily pulling her jeans down below her butt Poke: "oops, look what i did!" SpacemanSpiff: her website is annoying Poke: yeah Poke: that song dude SpacemanSpiff: the content is way at the bottom SpacemanSpiff: underneath her vertically scrolling name SpacemanSpiff: grrrrrr.... Poke: if i had a website because i was a model, i'd put the Klingon Long Song SpacemanSpiff: haha Poke: oh i'm still a n00b at this website shit SpacemanSpiff: so, do you update this xanga site regularly? Poke: i didn't even notice the name SpacemanSpiff: is this your blog? Poke: eh, not as much as i'd like Poke: i put a lot of soggy stuff here Poke: most of the time i post at my friend's blog Poke: but that's more polical Poke: fuck Poke: political 12:50 PM Poke: yay! Rebeccacardon@hotmail.com Poke: see that's bad, because now you can send cock pics to hayden & rebecca @ the same time Poke: and chip & reichen too, i'm sure, if you dig enough Poke: oh her name actually does scroll down... yeah, umm OK SpacemanSpiff: chip and reichen SpacemanSpiff: haha SpacemanSpiff: forgot about those dudes SpacemanSpiff: what's the gimmick for the next amazing race SpacemanSpiff: two people from survivor? SpacemanSpiff: or something Poke: Boston Rob in TAR 7 Poke: yep Poke: that's shitty Poke: that's like celebrity mole SpacemanSpiff: remember the big brother tie-in Poke: but TAR doesn't need the gimmick! SpacemanSpiff: that team sucked balls Poke: no what was that again? 12:55 PM SpacemanSpiff: remember, I think it was during the chip and kim season Poke: they must've gotten booted early SpacemanSpiff: yeah, they were the second off I think Poke: yeah yeah, now that you mention it, it's starting to come back to me Poke: can't remember who it was though for the life of me SpacemanSpiff: some annoying blonde and a racially-ambiguous guy Poke: LOL racially-ambiguous Poke: yeah SpacemanSpiff: i gotta go SpacemanSpiff: but I'll talk to you laterz, yo Poke: OK dude, i'll talk to you soon

Hope these stupid colors turned out OK. Although I'm told that using the font tag is outdated???

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

UPDATE: OK tried style inside the strong tags, but for some reason it's not working. Is this because i'm in a table??? Please advise