GFY Tuesday: European Cocksucker Mind Sluts. Or: How I learned to stop taking a hit for 2 seconds and draw caricatures of the US President.

What is with these holier-than-thou assclowns? Oh, really creative, you socialist loser. Did you think of this all on your own? Or was it something you came up with during a bad LSD trip? Let me tell you something, you communist needledick, THERE IS A REASON WHY YOUR COUNTRY IS AN UNDERWEAR SKIDMARK IN 20TH/21ST CENTURY HISTORY. That's right! While your government was trying to make sure you all had a chicken in every pot, and pot in every bong, the United States kept your ass free from being brutally raped by the scourge that is despotism. Only now, you're letting yourself be eaten from the inside by an even scarier thing: Islamofascism.

So be it. Let your country be destroyed. See if I care. Let's see if your brothels and bathhouses will be replaced with mosques and women in burkas. Should be fun, n'est-ce pas? Don't come running to the United States when that happens. I'd likely be giving you a BIG GFY.