Life is short, you're capable

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Another Wonderful Opportunity for SHoPpers across These Fruited Plains to BLATANTLY IGNORE Their Tio Jaime's Advice

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Looks like I fell asleep on this post, but had the coherency enough to save it as a draft...

Yeah dude, I'm the Big Winner!

Tio Jaime wins with Blingo

But that's not the cool part. If you didn't catch it in the screencap above, here it is again, check my address bar.

And I'm bothered by people who find the SHoP for searching for weird things...
click thumbnail to enlarge

That search didn't turn up anything. But this one did. Although I'm very disappointed in SixHertz Nation that we're only sixth and seventh...

Ask not what your Local Area Blog/Internet Admin can do for you, but what you can do for your Local Area Blog/Internet Admin.

Anycrap, this is the third time I've won. I still haven't used the last iTunes Music Store gift certificates from the last time I won-- big thank you to OTW Mark who won us both prizes.

Whatcha Waiting For?

Get it? It's bgcolor=orange
	Look at your watch now You're still a super hot female You got your million dollar contract And they're all waiting for your hot track What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting What you waiting for

And I'll stop copying-and-pasting that shit when more of you sign up for this blingo-shit. Although I do like the selection of banners... the astute Citizen SHoPper will notice that I've chosen the Gun, the Stripper, and the Dog.

Those would make good Monopoly tokens.

OK lunch time. If you're good Citizen SHoPpers, you'll get a chat transcript between me and OTW Mark!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

A or B...

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3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, season premiere!!!
(R) 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, episode 4
3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 7, season finale! FUCK YOU BOSTON ROB
OHHHH SWEET IT'S THE T-1000!!!
i miss horseface asian
You're on the air with KJIMMY

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"A or B" is a classic game to be played between one or more men. It's not a very complicated concept. You pick the one with whom you would most like to have the sex. Even if you would choose painful castration before either A or B, you still must choose!

For example... A or B: Nancy Pelosi or Madeline Albright?

Scary shit, huh? I couldn't even bring it upon myself to put up a nice table with those two aforementioned, hot pieces-of-ass. And unfortunately no, Masturbate myself to death is not an option in this one of many male, hypothetical exercises.

Anyway, everything above this line? Just to set up this next Indianapolis Colts Chick-Fan themed A or B...

A or B?

Keep clicking on the links, as I could swear that I talked about Pittsburg(h) Amy's Indianapolis fandom...

OK time for bed. Early morning tomorrow.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

SixHertz House of Not-Much-Going-On...

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I AM STILL A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE

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Incidentally, the black chick on the show did have $1,000,000 in her case, but she sold it for $215,000. Ha ha.

disappointing Tio Jaime again
8:45:12 PM TioJaime: watching Deal or No Deal right now 8:45:39 PM TioJaime: is it wrong to want to see somebody shoot herself in the face on national TV if she loses $1,000,000? 8:46:59 PM TioJaime: oh she's not shooting herself in the face =(

Don't think I posted these yet...

Maybe you should go back to stickers. The challenge is gone.

I took these magnets off of Leftist cars here in lovely San Francisco-Oakland-Berkeley. They fucking deserved it.

Those were from a few weeks ago, but I was just too lazy to put 'em up in time. Here's one more from tonight...

took this one when the Blue State fuck-up wasn't even 10 yards away from his car

Although it is smarter for these Leftists not to permanently Stupidize their vehicles, this makes Guerilla Republicaning all the easier.

But don't take my word for it. Check it out and see for yourself!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

The (10 Day) Waiting (Period) is the Hardest Part

Between innings of Giants-Rockies this weekend on my parents' new Sony Vega, I was flipping back-and-forth to VH1 Classic, which had a "Class of 1989" special on. Saw Tom Petty's video for "Free Fallin'" for the first time since the first Bush Administration

Also saw Fine Young Cannibals' "She Drives Me Crazy" and Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract" and Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence".

I'll have my shotgun upon my return from the bride-chelor party in Vegas!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

I got your Earth Day right here

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[grabs crotch, shakes]
Get Bent, Internal Revenue Service!!!

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So I've wanted to buy one of these guys right here...

Because of this right here...

But I missed it because fuckity-fuck-fuck, I owed about $1200 more than what I had already withheld. Cockmasters.

Anyway, so this guy right here made his rare SF Bay Area appearance yesterday...

... and I wanted to buy the Purswader yesterday, in commemoration of his trip to Cisco, Stanfurd, and St. Helena. Much like how I bought these guys here...

... in commemoration of the Inauguration just over a year ago.

Anycrap, no shotgun on BaGD, no shotgun yesterday because I wanted to shop around a bit more.

I was a bit disappointed that I wouldn't be able to make a political snipe at the Leftists here around the Red State Outpost in the Blue State Frontier, but then I realized what today is!

Earth Day can bite my ass

And so, to commemorate Earth Day, I'm going to a gun show. If I don't buy one there, I'm going to Big 5 and getting that Mossberg.

Get bent you Blue State Fuck-ups,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Oh please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

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BOO-FUCKING-HOO, ASSHOLES, NOW PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES
PEST or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Lose Respect for my Ex

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That's a SHoP classic right there, the Boo-fucking-hoo? You remember where you were when Leftists across the nation cried? And was there no more satisfying sound than Kerry/Edwards stickers being torn off in crushing disappointment?

The sound of stickers being torn off in covert and not-so-covert acts of Guerilla Republicanism is a close second.

Anyway, what exactly is it that has your SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime so excited???

Heh. I'm getting hard thinking about this upcoming Leftist shitfest too...
Kerry 'thinking hard' about 2008 run for president

OK, let's think about this for a second, Degenerocrats.

Your man couldn't even beat George W. Bush, who you openly deride as being a chimp and a nincompoop. And you want to let him run again? C'mon now, saving money on new bumper stickers isn't worth it...

This is like abortion-- you might've heard of that little dust-up in modern American politics. Where a majority of the 47.3 million aborted babies (since Roe v. Wade) likely would've given Gore and/or Kerry enough Degenerocrat votes to beat Bush. Didn't quite think about that did you, before you aborted away millions of votes before 1982? That's the only good thing I can think of for abortion.

On the same self-destructive note, we here on the Right should just let you fucking rookies run John Kerry again. If you don't want to win, that's just fine by us.

Unless... this is all part of a bigger Degenerocrat scheme to exploit the loser mentality of the GOP by letting us win and watering down Conservatism! Crafty, but I don't think you're smart enough to pull that off... Anyway, sure. KERRY IN '08!!!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

The WHORE Game gets its own post!

Check out the comments here.

Do we really need to explain the game to you? If you are an avid Don and Mike listener, you'll know that WHORE CITY was the fad a couple of years ago. And since I'm about two years behind on the archives from the usenet, that's what I have running through my vernacular right now.

I think they got WHORE ISLAND from Anchorman, and from there it just took off. Disappointing callers were forced to declare that their mothers lived in WHORE CITY or WHOREVILLE or WHORETOWN. This quickly morphed into WHORE-ONTO and WHORE-LANDO.

I have airchecks. Just ask. If you don't have broadband, make me send you a CD.

So list your WHORE-variations below in the comments..

Oh, and if it's a stretch, then it doesn't count.

Orlando ---> WHORE-lando
Toronto ---> WHORE-onto
Houston -X-> WHORE-ston (No. Try again, cheesedick.)
Paris -X-> WHORE-is (Again, no. Too much of a stretch.)

Give it a shot. And if you run out of geographical locations, go right ahead and try idioms or other sayings or other recognizable things. SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime claims final authority.

Comment wrecklessly, whores!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

All I can say is...IT'S ABOUT TIME!

To give you perspective, only 3 companies in the United States were fined in 2005 for using illegal workers...
CNN.com - Companies using illegal workers to be targeted - Apr 20, 2006

Final stop in a two-part tour

Unless something really turns me off in Chicago, it looks like it'll be my choice for grad school. Tonight, I'll be flying to Chi-town for admitted students weekend at the GSB. As you may remember, I visited Wharton for their admitted student's weekend, and as much as I tried to love the city, I just couldn't stand Philadelphia. I'll have to give a comparative assessment of the city, student body, campus, and "brand name" after I come back from Chicago. TioJ, you should definitely apply for next year. Get your ass out of the bay area for a couple years...and don't say to me, "eff that noise".

Did you know that Trump was never an MBA like he alludes to being on The Apprentice? He holds a bachelor's degree from Wharton, but that's it. What a dick.

Two weeks from now...

Aww, right....

No Cookie, No Fortune!

Got this from SixHertz.

Bienvenidos a WHORE CITY!

Con amor,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

See? The environment hates people. Don't bother trying to save it.

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Obey My Duck!
Baby Boomers: Eat me

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Shit. What can we say? Next time, just stay in your fucking car.

Would've been cooler if this bird was just playing dead in the hopes of pecking some do-gooder's eyes out.
Woman in Oregon stops to help bird; truck hits, kills her

Personally, I was just excited to read about Fred Meyer.

Police said they couldn't cite a cause of the accident but ruled out alcohol or speed.

Hmmmph. How about, "This chick was a dumbfuck."

How much you wanna bet this dumb chick was the same one who would think nothing more of walking in front of your truck in the rain on a 40mph road without looking. And then getting mad when you slam on your brakes to try to save her useless life. Arrogant, selfish hippies-- all of 'em. More of these people need to die before they start learning about the value of common sense.

all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Just a little over 100 years ago...

100 years and a little under an hour ago... the Great Quake of 1906. If this were to have happened today? On the upside, I wouldn't have to leave for work right now, because I'd be busy shitting my pants. Or maybe having a world's-gonna-end, apocalyptic hump-fest with my butterface neighbor in my truck. I like the second one better.

On the downside, I'd be very pissed at myself at not having procured myself the Mossberg 12-gauge earlier, and not getting my Ham Radio license.

California love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Those were the days...

Remember when Tio Jaime found this picture here...

twooncrapper.jpg!
click on thumbnail for original

And tried to post it on the SHoP, but SixHertz took it down...

The Girls were here for a couple of seconds...
quick post before lunch...

So then Tio Jaime put it up on Tio Jaime: Aleph One...

Home of The Girls!
Public - 5:13 PM

And all was well. But then Tio Jaime found more pictures and shared them with his buddy MwHCock. And he had to have them photoshopped to get them past the SHoP Ministry of Truth.

Pictures here. She's a redhead. Yay!
Because you're mine, / I Toe the line. original available if you go to the archived post, ya lazy perverts...

Speaking of whom...

censorSHoP!
(NC-17) (G) Worktime hijinks!

...Tio Jaime got really pissed at once and didn't blog for a while.

SixH flying solo
Ever wonder why George Lucas has a God complex?

So the MiniTrue had to fill space for a while so his kindergarten buddy could sulk in his own SHoP corner...

south park republican?
SouthPark SixHertz Gallery

But Tio Jaime came back. Eventually.

Second coming of TJ
Hiatus has broken

Which works out just fine for you Citizen SHoPpers (and refugee Infernans) because he's found another picture just like the one which he knows you'll enjoy if only because the MiniTrue is mentally running through a list of people who might possibly see this next thumbnail...

Peeing Chick: The Next Generation
click on thumbnail for original

Happy Easter,
Tio Jaime

ps- Ess on me, how could I forget my other new favoite picture???

28th birthday greetings to Trosama min Asi!
keep clicking on the pittsburg(h) amy links until you reach tookie willliams

Get Bent, Internal Revenue Service!!!

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Get Bent, Political Correctness!!!
Get Bent, Critical Mass!!!

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I was looking forward to celebrating my first Buy a Gun Day, up until I completed my 1040A and 540 2EZ forms. And Eff me in my productive-member-of-society ass, I owe an extra $1200 federal and state taxes.

New to the SHoP? One of those gun hating bay area Leftist Degenerates? Live in a city which recently voted to ban handguns? I'm sure our recent Infernalanche netted us a few new readers who will be turning tail pretty quick now that we're working our way back to our regular programming. Go on, run home and cry to momma. Or salon.com.

OK. Now that I've burned another few lines to get us past the img aligned to the right...

I didn't think I'd get to buy one this year. But I saw this baby on sale today at Big 5 Sporting Goods, normally $299.99, on sale throughout the week for $239.99!!!

(soon-to-be) My First Shotgun!
12-gauge pictured, but the 20-gauge I want is the one on sale

I can manage that, even in spite of the absence of the refund I had been expecting...

It's on sale through next Saturday, so I'll probably go out later this week, la la la, 10-day waiting period, and away we go! pics to follow soon? oh you betcha

Special Tio Jaime Slap-in-the-Face: Hmm, I was hoping to buy my Buy a Gun Day mossberg shotgun from the Big 5 in Berkeley, but it looks like it closed down. No Big 5s in Oakland, and definitely not San Francisco. The closest I can get is El Cerrito or Alameda. In any case, for about the same price as major service for the UESC Lorelai, your Tio Jaime will have himself a shotgun! We just gotta wait 10 days.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- Aaron's cc: is down, and I found the banner at Beth's MVRWC. And she wants a trackback.

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Banner is down, so i replaced it with a random thumbnail from my flickr collection. ya rly!

Oh, also: the 12-gauge is on sale! I should have one 10 days after this friday!
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i just want to make out with Audrey Tautou

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HFS I almost missed it!
wow, i'm getting a stiffy because of the little boricua's dealie-stretch
ooh, that's not moira kelly, but a moira kelly look-alike & allahu akbar that MOTHERFUCKER & those frat guys are kinda gay
An unprecedented SHoP first!
i want desiree to rape me. hard.

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Thanks much btw, for the time change last week. CBS.

Fuckin' CBS.

love always,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Live 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 9, episode 6

You are now in chat room "WHORECITY." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:05:00 PM): hello dere TioJ (8:05:22 PM): after a week hiatus, maybe two, here's the next episode of The Amazing Race 9 TioJ (8:05:30 PM): the nerds got eliminated TioJ (8:05:40 PM): oh, and so did the chicks TioJ (8:05:45 PM): they're going to Rome, Italy TioJ (8:06:53 PM): fran and barry are still alive? TioJ (8:06:54 PM): wow TioJ (8:08:08 PM): "you never handed it to me bitch! now shut up!" TioJ (8:08:16 PM): heh that was his wife too TioJ (8:10:58 PM): TAR brought to you buy The Da Vinci Code! TioJ (8:11:07 PM): go read Angels and Demons first TioJ (8:16:21 PM): the first of only two fast forwards TioJ (8:23:41 PM): hey cool, i found Producer Matty's and Sarah & No Name's myspace TioJ (8:23:53 PM): Sarah's fucking HAWT dude TioJ (8:25:48 PM): A Roadblock is a task only one person may perform TioJ (8:27:58 PM): Herculean Effort or It's All Greek to Me TioJ (8:37:32 PM): eric & jeremy team #1 TioJ (8:37:58 PM): ooh they get to go to the premiere of DVC TioJ (8:38:16 PM): i just want to make out with Audrey Tautou TioJ (8:46:58 PM): going to the fortress of rion TioJ (8:47:13 PM): right next to one sexy motherfucker of a cable-stayed bridge TioJ (8:49:25 PM): heh, the old people broke their truck TioJ (8:49:57 PM): oh please please please eliminate the hippie fuck-ups TioJ (8:51:27 PM): nice bridge TioJ (8:51:34 PM): ray & yolanda team #2 TioJ (8:51:43 PM): penalty for not following the clue TioJ (8:51:56 PM): 15 minute penalty for taking a bus TioJ (8:51:58 PM): ha ha TioJ (8:52:20 PM): joseph and monica team #2 TioJ (8:52:28 PM): ray and yolanda team #3 TioJ (8:52:54 PM): holy shit what a nice bridge TioJ (8:53:01 PM): fran and barry team #4 TioJ (8:53:07 PM): oh WTF? TioJ (8:53:16 PM): bj & tyler team #5 TioJ (8:53:23 PM): ooh, penalty! TioJ (8:53:41 PM): please please please please please hurry up you pigfucker lake and pigfucker michelle TioJ (8:53:47 PM): hurry up you fockers! TioJ (8:53:57 PM): c'mon TioJ (8:54:04 PM): FUCK TioJ (8:54:17 PM): BJ & tyler team #5 TioJ (8:54:34 PM): lake/michelle last team to arrive TioJ (8:54:41 PM): i'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the race TioJ (8:55:32 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJ (8:57:49 PM): On the next episode of TAR TioJ (8:58:18 PM): maybe the hippies will get philiminated next week... TioJ has left the chat room.

Back to the Basics...

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I AM A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE
Eastmost Peninsula is the Secret
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DRY MOIST HUMP LOAF
I AM STILL A BADASS BUDDING RADIOPHILE
Take a shit on my Radio-Parade, why don't you...
BOYCOTT FREEFM 106.9 KIFR!!!

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In the whole spectrum of refugee John London Infernans, I think I was on the edge of the generous side. I listened on and off to johnny wank-all for the past two days, giving him every opportunity to step into the large void that is 106.9 KIFR.

He crashed and burned. Over the past two days, he's talked about the following:

Barry Bonds
Cyber-sex and cyber-cheating
myspace
Rock Lobster
Fetishes

Wow! Does the post-London radio pukefest never end??? I've gone the extra mile and given him the two days that most of you wouldn't give him, and holy shit, he has taken absolutely no steps towards winning an already disgruntled audience.

What part of disgruntled audience is hard to understand? Think about it, KIFR management... you take away a popular host only to replace him with some off-the-shelf jagoff who is an obvious LA transplant ("the 101" and "the 580"? Gimme a fucking break. I'm just waiting for him to mangle the name of some Bay Area city) but don't give him explicit instructions to endear the audience? Christ, at least give him the clue that he's landing in a hot LZ and that the natives are restless.

How many of us refugee Infernans could you have salvaged had you instructed Johnny Wank-all to start off by saying-- even before introducing himself, "Penn Jillette is a disgrace to radio and to Infinity Broadcasting."

Whatever. You ain't gonna listen. You jagoffs probably can't even tell me who Don Geronimo and Mike O'Meara are. You're a pitiful excuse for a radio station and it shows from 3-7 pm on our once beloved 106.9 FreeFM.

Refugee Infernans: Continue to boycott the station! Don't even listen to gather his shitty show topics-- it ain't worth it. As for the rest of the "lineup", they're worthless as well. As a Tom Leykis listener from 2002-2004, trust your Tio Jaime when he tells you that Tom Leykis gets predictable after two months-- and his "Ask the Atheist" segments are even more annoying than Penn Jillette's atheism bits. If you're still listening after a few months, you need to work on your memory retention skills.

Don't even get me started on Adam Carolla. His show took a shit on itself in the first week when they started singing those retarded songs to introduce the crew. What a craptacular show.

Kinda scary that the shining star of FreeFM is Turi Ryder, huh? Shit, she has her own fucking station! How nice it must be to be her right now...

Again, Infernans, check out The Don and Mike Show from 12-4 Pacific. You can catch the stream from 106.7 WJFK or on the actual radio on 1140 KHTK out of Sacramento (from my own experience, reception is kinda shitty around 280/101 in San Jose, and also around 280/Saratoga around the old Zautica strip club).

Don and Mike run a quality show, and they don't screen their phonecalls sometimes which leads to some pretty funny segments with their callers. Oh, and are they doing some shitty segment right now about weird fetishes? No. They're interviewing Bob FUCKING Barker.

Other than that? Check back here for comments from your fellow Infernans. Also check out Brad Kava's blog and the myspace page. Lotsa info there, lotsa former KIFR listeners like yourself.

Tio Jaime (aka Jimmy from Oakland)

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Yes, as a matter of fact, you are missing some good shit on D&M right now. Just one line for you, and if it doesn't sound Infernal, I don't know what does...

"And so they fixed it. And now the man makes more than the woman."
(followed by maniacal laughter)

What were they talking about? I don't know, and does it really matter at this point? It's a funny line and there are plenty more just like it if you follow the links above.
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Well, at least it's good to know that FreeFMs around the nation are taking huge shits on themselves...

Van Ailin': Roth's Radio Show Struggling

And for fuck's sake, what's up with the Adam Carolla pic on the KIFR page? He looks like a goddam retard.
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Infernans: Found this comment at the Brad Kava blog...

Comment from Hans
John will be appearing on Hannity and Combs tomorrow night (Thursday, April 13) to discuss the situation. 6 pm, Pacific, Fox News Channel. Please tell everyone you know to tune in.

We need more guerilla tactics, too... anybody want to volunteer to spray-paint "LONDON LIVES" on the Banana Republic billboard on Broadway/Battery? That would send a pretty powerful message. I'll buy you a beer and a lapdance at Showgirls, just up the street... Provide proof to claim your prizes.
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Well Eff me in the Ay. Hans already commented the exact same thing here in the SHoP. Nice job, Tio Jaime.
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Just what kind of f***ing dreamland do these people think they're living in??!

Here we go, back to the illegal worker/immigrant thing again. Boy, there is almost nothing that makes my blood boil more than this issue.

Immigrants' firing leads to protest
Immigration rally affects local store

Notice the convenient modifier "illegal" is missing, yet again. On what planet would someone not normally be fired for missing a day of work without giving notice of sickness? On any planet, anyone would be fired for missing a day of work. Unionized workplaces, excepted. Plenty of people waiting to take their job.

It's a load of crap that illegal workers take the jobs Americans are "unwilling to do". Here's a quick list (not intensive) of what needs to be done to make Americans willing to take these jobs and get rid of the illegal immigration problem:

1. Enable employers to ask work legitimacy questions in job interviews without fear of reprisal from eager lawyers and unions charging "racial profiling".
2. Eliminate welfare as a government institution, except in cases of extreme need.
3. Severely fine employers for illegal hirings.
4. Enable use of "cheap" labor from those who are incarcerated.
5. Amend section 1 of the 14th amendment to stipulate that illegal immigrants' children are not immediately eligible for automatic citizenship.
6. Deny free public education and health care for illegal immigrants & their children (just one step closer to eliminating the Department of Education entirely). If someone needs emergency care; treat them, then deport them.

What will happen as a result?

1. People unable to find decent paying jobs due to an overabundance of cheap, illegal labor, will have a multitude of jobs to choose from, and at higher wages.
2. People on welfare are usually accustomed to being virtual wards of the government. There is no easy solution for this. Either gradual or immediate elimination of perpetual welfare.
3. Businesses are just as culpable. Think illegals will stick around long if they can't get a job in the states? I don't think so either. And if they become criminals? THEN, deport them. Easy. Most go back where they came from.
4. We should be tougher on prisoners anyways. And if they refuse? Beat the sonofabitches.
5. Don't think the founding fathers really had the foresight to think about illegal immigration when Mexico was nothing but a desert and dotted with Spanish people and Indians.
6. Poor US citizens have their own problems with getting decent education and health care to begin with. Why on earth would we not focus our efforts on our citizens before illegal immigrants, anyways?

The barrier to this? NYU lawyers, *ahem*, "civil-rights" activists (all but fronts for the Workers World and Communist parties), and misinformed simpletons. I am willing to challenge any and all of you liberal trolls with this matter, drawing from logic and personal family experiences. My entire extended family legally emigrated to this country between the 1940's and 1970's. Their jobs range from blue collar to white collar, unionized jobs to non-union. I can appreciate hard work, and I definitely recognize the hard work that a majority of immigrants put into our economy...but there is a right way and a wrong way to do things. And while Jesus would do many different things, Hillary, what the bible says regarding immigration is definitely interpretable.

This is by no means a dissertation, and I know if you're reasonable, you'll scream things like correlation doesn't imply causation, or some other shit like that. It is, right now, just a short treatise in common sense. Just like the law of nature and my electrical engineering background tell me, generally, PEOPLE TAKE THE PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE. But change is important, and change needs to happen despite fears that people may have to revert from the status quo.

Ransom notes are for pussies.

My alma-mater definitely got the upper hand on its west coast rival...can't wait to see what Caltech has in store for MIT next year.

MIT "The Tech" newspaper article
MIT Hacker's website
Caltech's response

Okay, back to work...

BOYCOTT FREEFM 106.9 KIFR!!!

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Who in the FUCK is Johnny Wendell???

If you're here because you found the SHoP by searching for "John London" please to be reading the post, update, and comments here.

Tio Jaime (aka Jimmy from Oakland)

San Diego Protests

I'm still in Philly, but Shiraz has got the midnight oil burning back in San Diego, too. She sent me some pictures she took of the ILLEGAL immigrant protests going on, and the link to the story.

Samuel Barriga, 50, of San Marcos was given an American flag and a sign that read “Immigrant values are family values.” Barriga said he was participating in the demonstration because he feared his cousins, friends and neighbors could be deported if efforts to crack down on illegal immigration succeed.

“They want to treat us like criminals,” Barriga said. “We're not criminals. We're hard workers.”

Cousins? Friends? Neighbors? Sounds like there are a lot of people who broke the law getting into this country. Again, the guy they interview leaves out the important modifier, "ILLEGAL". Okay, you bastard. Since you're all such wonderfully hard workers, in the words of Tio Jaime, please to be kindly disputing this shit:

Some criminal elements enter the United States as illegal immigrants, most notably members of the street gang MS-13. With a total member count of 10,000 in the states and 50,000 worldwide they have already forced other gangs into submission or absorbed their members. MS-13's tactics were taught to them originally in El Salvador in the 1980's by the U.S. military, they have further advanced their original training by adapting it to urban environments. It is estimated that 29% of Federal prisoners are in the states illegally and 50% of those are active MS-13 members.

--Source: Wikipedia

Many thanks to all the illegal immigrants who were protesting so loudly that Shiraz couldn't study for her Constitutional Law final. Damn criminals. There are no statutes of limitations for entering the country, and every sovereign nation in the world has the right to deport an illegal.

I have nothing against immigrants. Both of my parents are immigrants; but they entered the country legally. Yes, it was a long process--my father got here nearly 10 years after his father did because it was not easy. And my family was separated for years. So neighbor Juan Chavez has a job, but scampered across the desert with his parents when he was 13? Tough shit. You'll get no sympathy from me. Get the hell back to where you came from and do things the right way.