PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
Obey My Duck!
Baby Boomers: Eat me
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00 PM AND 4:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Shit. What can we say? Next time, just stay in your fucking car.
| Would've been cooler if this bird was just playing dead in the hopes of pecking some do-gooder's eyes out. |
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| Woman in Oregon stops to help bird; truck hits, kills her |
Personally, I was just excited to read about Fred Meyer.
| Police said they couldn't cite a cause of the accident but ruled out alcohol or speed. |
Hmmmph. How about, "This chick was a dumbfuck."
How much you wanna bet this dumb chick was the same one who would think nothing more of walking in front of your truck in the rain on a 40mph road without looking. And then getting mad when you slam on your brakes to try to save her useless life. Arrogant, selfish hippies-- all of 'em. More of these people need to die before they start learning about the value of common sense.
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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