PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
BOO-FUCKING-HOO, ASSHOLES, NOW PULL YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES
PEST or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Lose Respect for my Ex
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 PM AND 5:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
That's a SHoP classic right there, the Boo-fucking-hoo? You remember where you were when Leftists across the nation cried? And was there no more satisfying sound than Kerry/Edwards stickers being torn off in crushing disappointment?
The sound of stickers being torn off in covert and not-so-covert acts of Guerilla Republicanism is a close second.
Anyway, what exactly is it that has your SHoP Overlord Tio Jaime so excited???
| Heh. I'm getting hard thinking about this upcoming Leftist shitfest too... |
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| Kerry 'thinking hard' about 2008 run for president |
OK, let's think about this for a second, Degenerocrats.
Your man couldn't even beat George W. Bush, who you openly deride as being a chimp and a nincompoop. And you want to let him run again? C'mon now, saving money on new bumper stickers isn't worth it...
This is like abortion-- you might've heard of that little dust-up in modern American politics. Where a majority of the 47.3 million aborted babies (since Roe v. Wade) likely would've given Gore and/or Kerry enough Degenerocrat votes to beat Bush. Didn't quite think about that did you, before you aborted away millions of votes before 1982? That's the only good thing I can think of for abortion.
On the same self-destructive note, we here on the Right should just let you fucking rookies run John Kerry again. If you don't want to win, that's just fine by us.
Unless... this is all part of a bigger Degenerocrat scheme to exploit the loser mentality of the GOP by letting us win and watering down Conservatism! Crafty, but I don't think you're smart enough to pull that off... Anyway, sure. KERRY IN '08!!!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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