PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
[grabs crotch, shakes]
Get Bent, Internal Revenue Service!!!
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 AM AND 11:00 AM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
So I've wanted to buy one of these guys right here...
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Because of this right here...
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But I missed it because fuckity-fuck-fuck, I owed about $1200 more than what I had already withheld. Cockmasters.
Anyway, so this guy right here made his rare SF Bay Area appearance yesterday...
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... and I wanted to buy the Purswader yesterday, in commemoration of his trip to Cisco, Stanfurd, and St. Helena. Much like how I bought these guys here...
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... in commemoration of the Inauguration just over a year ago.
Anycrap, no shotgun on BaGD, no shotgun yesterday because I wanted to shop around a bit more.
I was a bit disappointed that I wouldn't be able to make a political snipe at the Leftists here around the Red State Outpost in the Blue State Frontier, but then I realized what today is!
| Earth Day can bite my ass |
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And so, to commemorate Earth Day, I'm going to a gun show. If I don't buy one there, I'm going to Big 5 and getting that Mossberg.
Get bent you Blue State Fuck-ups,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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