PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
HFS I almost missed it!
wow, i'm getting a stiffy because of the little boricua's dealie-stretch
ooh, that's not moira kelly, but a moira kelly look-alike & allahu akbar that MOTHERFUCKER & those frat guys are kinda gay
An unprecedented SHoP first!
i want desiree to rape me. hard.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Thanks much btw, for the time change last week. CBS.
Fuckin' CBS.
love always,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Live 3am Criticism of The Amazing Race 9, episode 6 |
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| You are now in chat room "WHORECITY." TioJ has entered the chat room. TioJ (8:05:00 PM): hello dere TioJ (8:05:22 PM): after a week hiatus, maybe two, here's the next episode of The Amazing Race 9 TioJ (8:05:30 PM): the nerds got eliminated TioJ (8:05:40 PM): oh, and so did the chicks TioJ (8:05:45 PM): they're going to Rome, Italy TioJ (8:06:53 PM): fran and barry are still alive? TioJ (8:06:54 PM): wow TioJ (8:08:08 PM): "you never handed it to me bitch! now shut up!" TioJ (8:08:16 PM): heh that was his wife too TioJ (8:10:58 PM): TAR brought to you buy The Da Vinci Code! TioJ (8:11:07 PM): go read Angels and Demons first TioJ (8:16:21 PM): the first of only two fast forwards TioJ (8:23:41 PM): hey cool, i found Producer Matty's and Sarah & No Name's myspace TioJ (8:23:53 PM): Sarah's fucking HAWT dude TioJ (8:25:48 PM): A Roadblock is a task only one person may perform TioJ (8:27:58 PM): Herculean Effort or It's All Greek to Me TioJ (8:37:32 PM): eric & jeremy team #1  TioJ (8:37:58 PM): ooh they get to go to the premiere of DVCTioJ (8:38:16 PM): i just want to make out with Audrey Tautou TioJ (8:46:58 PM): going to the fortress of rion TioJ (8:47:13 PM): right next to one sexy motherfucker of a cable-stayed bridge TioJ (8:49:25 PM): heh, the old people broke their truck TioJ (8:49:57 PM): oh please please please eliminate the hippie fuck-ups TioJ (8:51:27 PM): nice bridge TioJ (8:51:34 PM): ray & yolanda team #2 TioJ (8:51:43 PM): penalty for not following the clue TioJ (8:51:56 PM): 15 minute penalty for taking a bus TioJ (8:51:58 PM): ha ha TioJ (8:52:20 PM): joseph and monica team #2 TioJ (8:52:28 PM): ray and yolanda team #3 TioJ (8:52:54 PM): holy shit what a nice bridge TioJ (8:53:01 PM): fran and barry team #4 TioJ (8:53:07 PM): oh WTF? TioJ (8:53:16 PM): bj & tyler team #5 TioJ (8:53:23 PM): ooh, penalty! TioJ (8:53:41 PM): please please please please please hurry up you pigfucker lake and pigfucker michelle TioJ (8:53:47 PM): hurry up you fockers! TioJ (8:53:57 PM): c'mon TioJ (8:54:04 PM): FUCK TioJ (8:54:17 PM): BJ & tyler team #5 TioJ (8:54:34 PM): lake/michelle last team to arrive TioJ (8:54:41 PM): i'm sorry to tell you you've been eliminated from the race TioJ (8:55:32 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJ (8:57:49 PM): On the next episode of TAR TioJ (8:58:18 PM): maybe the hippies will get philiminated next week... TioJ has left the chat room. |
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