OK i've was kidding about this gay thing. It's like that line from "What About Bob?" when bob wiley says "if i fake it, i don't have it!"
Well, the days where i once stood staunchly batting fifth for the home team are over, as I fear I'm facing a trade to the Redmond Bone-Smugglers... 
Which OS are You?
Burn in hell, assholes. OK we're going best-of-three, and we're doing this live. If i so happen to choose a craptacular-resulting quiz, it's not for comedic effect...
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
Wow, shittier and shittier the further we go down the rabbit hole.
Best 3 of 5, dammit
OK and this one ain't looking too good as i move to page 2...
Which File Extension are You?
Great! Third time was a steaming pile of crap!
Last fucking chance, this should be a hanging curveball...
Great, this one allows you to have 64 possible outcomes. And all that means is that now you're able to piss off 16x as many people as you could before!
You're Sweden!
After years of trying to rule the world around you, you've
finally put aside violence in favor of advocating peaceful resolution. There's still a little Viking in you, but mostly you like Nobel Prize winners and long nights by the fire. And safe cars. You always read the safety manual in airplanes, and you're just a little cold.
Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid
This was looking up, but pissed me off w/the shitty html to copy-and-paste. There's no real way out of this post, so here's one of my favorite swedes...
And now i'm too lazy to find you a nice pic of Victoria Silvstedt. Sorry. But you try toeing the SHoP line like i do.
I just wanna take a nap right now.
Jihad Jimmy
ps- thanks, stupid computer quizzes, for making me go to the extra effort of downloading your stupid pics and having to tool around w/your shitty links.
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