I really hate this POS Dell. For Fuck's sake, people, give that whole common sense thing a try, will ya? I just lost it SHoP style here, in Benicia because of this shitty excuse of a "computer". Lucky for all you SHoPpers out there, it has been preserved in chat form for your reading pleasure.
It is my hope that high school students adapt this for use in Speech and Debate.
And that title? Gimme the movie, and I'll buy you a book of my choosing on Amazon.
JihadJimmyCDF (1:51:06 PM): and goddamit, why must IE freeze each time it can't find the search string on the page?
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SixHertzWhenIPee (1:53:06 PM): IE is an evil bitch goddess
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JihadJimmyCDF (1:54:08 PM): THIS DELL IS A PIECE OF SHIT
SixHertzWhenIPee (1:54:25 PM): heheh
JihadJimmyCDF (1:55:49 PM): maybe it's on my xanga page
JihadJimmyCDF (1:55:59 PM): you remember that chat we had that i posted somewhere?
SixHertzWhenIPee (1:56:14 PM): mm..i think it was on your xanga page.
JihadJimmyCDF (1:56:27 PM): fucking POS xanga
JihadJimmyCDF (1:57:09 PM): oh shit, i just found it
JihadJimmyCDF (1:59:49 PM): AND FUCK YOU WINDOWS DID I TELL YOU TO HIGHLIGHT THAT EXTRA CHARACTER?JihadJimmyCDF (2:00:17 PM): WTF is the point of having a mouse if your stupid system is just gonna highlight extra characters beyond where you click-and-drag?
SixHertzWhenIPee (2:00:42 PM): that's probably one of the best questions I've heard about the Windows interface I've ever heard.JihadJimmyCDF (2:00:49 PM): if i wanted the period, I WOULD'VE HIGHLIGHTED PAST IT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING FUCKTARDS
SixHertzWhenIPee (2:00:55 PM): you have a good damn point.SixHertzWhenIPee (2:01:01 PM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (2:01:06 PM): have you heard that question before?
JihadJimmyCDF (2:01:16 PM): and relize your answer may lead to a *huge* jimmy rant
JihadJimmyCDF (2:01:23 PM): realize
SixHertzWhenIPee (2:01:57 PM): I don't think I've heard that question before.
SixHertzWhenIPee (2:02:01 PM): /me prepares for rant.
JihadJimmyCDF (2:02:08 PM): GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
SixHertzWhenIPee (2:02:12 PM): HAHAHAAHH
JihadJimmyCDF (2:02:17 PM): SON OF A GODDAM FUCK MY SHIT
JihadJimmyCDF (2:02:35 PM): (for those of you scoring this at home, notice the timestamps)
JihadJimmyCDF (2:04:22 PM): WHY THE SHIT HAVE YOU, A PC USER BORN-AND-BRED NEVER HEARD SUCH A SIMPLE QUESTION BEFORE
JihadJimmyCDF (2:04:23 PM): ?
JihadJimmyCDF (2:04:29 PM): (sorry, boss came back from lunch)
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JihadJimmyCDF (2:04:40 PM): (confirmed that i have another green light to goof off. but need to clean my office)
JihadJimmyCDF (2:04:53 PM): DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT QUESTION BEFORE?
JihadJimmyCDF (2:05:05 PM): BECAUSE IT'S LIKE I'VE TOLD ALL OF YOU WINTEL LEMMINGS TIME AND TIME AGAIN
JihadJimmyCDF (2:05:14 PM): FUCK, DON'T YOU THINK I'M TIRED OF TELL YOU ALL THIS????
JihadJimmyCDF (2:05:59 PM): shit like that is accepted as the norm because ASSHOLES in Redmond don't know SHIT about the Graphical GODDAM FUCKING USER INTERFACEJihadJimmyCDF (2:06:27 PM): AND THEIR FUCKHEADED LOGIC IS THAT ENOUGH OF YOU DUMB ASSHOLES USE IT, IT'LL BECOME THE NORM OUT OF SHEER NUMBERS
JihadJimmyCDF (2:06:35 PM): HOLY FUCKING SHITSixHertzWhenIPee is no longer idle at 2:06:47 PM.
JihadJimmyCDF (2:06:50 PM): http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/hearts/HeartHFS.jpg
JihadJimmyCDF (2:07:08 PM): it's like the goddam word "peruse"
JihadJimmyCDF (2:07:21 PM): IT DOESN'T GODDAM MEAN "TO GLANCE QUICKLY"JihadJimmyCDF (2:07:36 PM): OH BUT FUCK MY SHIT, IT SURE AS HELL DOES NOW
JihadJimmyCDF (2:07:39 PM): and you know why?
JihadJimmyCDF (2:07:47 PM): "oh please tell us, Tio Jaime"
SixHertzWhenIPee is idle at 2:07:50 PM. JihadJimmyCDF (2:08:14 PM): Because Dickheads like you didn't bother to make sure your shit was squared away when you had the FUCKING chance
JihadJimmyCDF (2:08:15 PM): Jesus
JihadJimmyCDF (2:08:30 PM): WHAT A SHITTY GUI
JihadJimmyCDF (2:08:44 PM): FUCK YOU MICROSUCK
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JihadJimmyCDF (2:08:56 PM): OK
JihadJimmyCDF (2:09:01 PM): i think i'm better now
SixHertzWhenIPee (2:09:08 PM): really? :D
JihadJimmyCDF (2:09:16 PM): i just wanna take a nap
JihadJimmyCDF (2:09:36 PM): dude, i used Wordstar 2000 to write my college essays
JihadJimmyCDF (2:09:55 PM): on our old XT... 8088 4.77MHz of raw, unadulterated power
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JihadJimmyCDF (2:10:17 PM): Wordstar was a white text on black background word processor
JihadJimmyCDF (2:10:33 PM): what we call highlighting nowadays was called "block operations" back then
SixHertzWhenIPee (2:10:43 PM): hehe
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JihadJimmyCDF (2:11:01 PM): CTRL-B to set the beginning of a block, CTRL-SHFT-B to set the end
JihadJimmyCDF (2:11:12 PM): and then I had to manuver the little cursor with the arrows
JihadJimmyCDF (2:11:29 PM): WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT NOWADAYS? NOBODY GODDAMIT BECAUSE WE HAVE MOUSES
JihadJimmyCDF (2:11:33 PM): MOUSES GODDAMIT
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JihadJimmyCDF (2:11:46 PM): THE PLURAL ISN'T MICE IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAM PERIPHERALSJihadJimmyCDF (2:12:14 PM): WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF MY GODDAM MOUSE IF I'M BETTER OFF USING MY SHITTY SHIFT KEY AND ARROWS AGAIN
JihadJimmyCDF (2:12:28 PM): OUT-FUCKING-STANDING
SixHertzWhenIPee (2:12:34 PM): HAHAHAH
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JihadJimmyCDF (2:13:59 PM): you like that "eye of the storm" shit there?
JihadJimmyCDF (2:14:53 PM): HFS that felt good
I'll have you know that I made a stack of hearts yesterday via the link on SixMeatBuffet. I had the foresight to make up all the hearts in my construction-mouthed vernacular, as you can see by the upload date/times. Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss-Poor Performance
Please feel free to use these hearts at your convenience... http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/hearts (for some reason, the jpgs are case-sensitive)
Oh, it looks like I have a "God Damn" Heart... so here's the balance of the hearts...
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