... but God forbid we allow a sense of humor to pervade this our fucked-up hippie Utopia!
OH SHIT I SAID "GOD" HERE COME THE THOUGHT POLICE TO TAKE ME AWAY FOR RE-EDUCA--
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Well, I received this message from some jackbooted thugs over at craigslist.
Date: 12 Feb 2005 03:42:47 -0000Chickenfuckers. Good thing I had the ads mirrored. See below.
From: "craigslist" <editor@craigslist.org> Add to Address Book
To: jimmy_j@yahooJOHNKERRYCANEATMYSPAM.com
Subject: flagged & removed: 59397878 (women seeking men) Re: 40 Microbiologists Killed URGENT PLS READ
Your posting has been removed by the craigslist community.
Several craigslist readers flagged it for the following reasons:
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DISCUSSION: posting appears to be discussing a previous posting
The flagging system is a work-in-progress, with all the pros and cons of a democracy - Please post suggestions for improvement in the feedback forum:
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After reviewing your posting and our policies, if you are convinced that
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Sorry for the hassle! and thanks for your understanding.
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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