Not sure how I scored a decent Verbal SAT score with reading comprehension skills such as mine...

Ok see, when Tio Jaime misinterprets his buddy's comments and spitefully posts, he has to eat crow. And post about it here.

Clarification chat thread
JihadJimmyCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
SixHertzWhenIPee = SixHertz... and i try not to think of him peeing, except for the purposes of a funny fake AIM SN

3:49 AM JihadJimmyCDF: there i responded JihadJimmyCDF: get bent SixHertzWhenIPee: the hell are you up? JihadJimmyCDF: yeah i'm fucking up SixHertzWhenIPee: ["snugglebunnies"]. JihadJimmyCDF: tooling around w/this new goddam browser and xanga and html and shit JihadJimmyCDF: goddamit SixHertzWhenIPee: you're drunk like me? JihadJimmyCDF: how are you drunk? JihadJimmyCDF: and no, the fucking scotch wore off 3:50 AM SixHertzWhenIPee: I'm not. I'm messin' wit yous. SixHertzWhenIPee: wow, quite the response. JihadJimmyCDF: yeah, so WTF are you asking? SixHertzWhenIPee: You said you go to war with the army you have. So, which alcoholic beverage don't you have that you wish you did? JihadJimmyCDF: oh is that what you meant? JihadJimmyCDF: whoops. sorry JihadJimmyCDF: i'd like to retract my getting pissed @ you SixHertzWhenIPee: oh, so you were serious about that? JihadJimmyCDF: yeah, so long as you were JihadJimmyCDF: but you weren't JihadJimmyCDF: so i am not SixHertzWhenIPee: yeah, bitch! SixHertzWhenIPee: JihadJimmyCDF: LOL JihadJimmyCDF: i wasn't missing any alcohol JihadJimmyCDF: i was missing cran-grape juice SixHertzWhenIPee: ahhh SixHertzWhenIPee: see, my lack-o-alcohol-awareness shows. JihadJimmyCDF: and my apparent recent localized affinity shows SixHertzWhenIPee: how the heck am I supposed to know what goes with Coke and Vodka? SixHertzWhenIPee: I never even heard of the combination alone. JihadJimmyCDF: weren't you navy? don't they drink a lot in the navy? JihadJimmyCDF: i'd never heard of that shit either! SixHertzWhenIPee: I drink shite straight. 3:55 AM JihadJimmyCDF: i can't drink straight vodka or tequila JihadJimmyCDF: only scotch JihadJimmyCDF: and mixing vodka, i ain't never seen vodka/coke JihadJimmyCDF: fuck what was the question? SixHertzWhenIPee: LOL SixHertzWhenIPee: beats me JihadJimmyCDF: wait, so why are you still up? JihadJimmyCDF: were you crafting? JihadJimmyCDF: it's 4 A-fucking-M SixHertzWhenIPee: yeah. guilty. JihadJimmyCDF: LOL JihadJimmyCDF: nice SixHertzWhenIPee: I'm screwin' around. JihadJimmyCDF: shit i wanna craft right now SixHertzWhenIPee: not tired. SixHertzWhenIPee: I wouldn't wish this game on my worst enemy... SixHertzWhenIPee: wait...yeah I would. JihadJimmyCDF: i was an asshole my freshman year JihadJimmyCDF: i introduced my roommate to Warcraft 2 SixHertzWhenIPee: LOL JihadJimmyCDF: fuck i'd go to sleep but i'm wide fuckign awake JihadJimmyCDF: i'd play insaniquarium, but i'm on the mac SixHertzWhenIPee: haahah JihadJimmyCDF: although, maybe, just maybe this new browser can save my game SixHertzWhenIPee: that's an evil game too JihadJimmyCDF: ooh JihadJimmyCDF: yeah, i'm sorry i told you about it 4:00 AM JihadJimmyCDF: oh thank God, firefox isn't letting it open JihadJimmyCDF: hey whatcha doing next weekend? SixHertzWhenIPee: well, that's the big question, actually. I know it's your birthday on sunday...could be here, or could be in Las Vegas...where are you going to be? JihadJimmyCDF: shit, dinner on saturday either in daly city or san francisco JihadJimmyCDF: then, on sunday JihadJimmyCDF: indian casino w/california craps SixHertzWhenIPee: LOL JihadJimmyCDF: and that means home early from zoo SixHertzWhenIPee: why am I still up? JihadJimmyCDF: not sure... but when you find out, start figuring out why I'm up SixHertzWhenIPee: it's 4 am.

Again, whoops. In the future I'll do a better job of interpreting my own Tio Jaime tangents

I'm going to sleep. It's waay too late.

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith.