Here we are chatting while i'm at work. We're talking about lesbian fish and the SHoPpability of a certain mystery song. The song has been relegated to elsewhere. Go find it. There's a hint somewhere in this post.
The song in question refers back to the night of the election, 2004. SixH and I were overjoyed to see similar ballot measures across the Union defeated. Go find the song to see exactly what we're talking about.
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
JihadJimmy = Tio Jaime! aka Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
TinkleFlower = corresponding Girl Parts Name of SixH's AIM screenname
JihadJimmy (11:48:25 AM): yo
TinkleFlower (11:48:37 AM): s'up
JihadJimmy (11:48:47 AM): fourth day of not really doing anything
TinkleFlower (11:48:57 AM): join the club.
JihadJimmy (11:49:22 AM): how you be otherwise?
JihadJimmy (11:49:37 AM): wait, so you just go into the office and hang out?
TinkleFlower (11:50:38 AM): doin' okay. Actually, went into the office today for about an hour and a half. All I did was, basically, help clean the office.
TinkleFlower (11:51:04 AM): Then I ran an errand, and went home, and ate lunch....and there you have it.
JihadJimmy (11:51:22 AM): damn nice
TinkleFlower (11:51:58 AM): oh yeah. Just call me slacker.
JihadJimmy (11:52:07 AM): whatevs
JihadJimmy (11:53:50 AM): i just wanna leave and play video games right now
TinkleFlower (11:54:12 AM): hehe, I'm avoiding the video games.
JihadJimmy (11:54:26 AM): i was playing Medal of Honor last night
JihadJimmy (11:54:30 AM): fuck, i hate snipers and campers
TinkleFlower (11:54:35 AM): online?
JihadJimmy (11:54:39 AM): yeah
TinkleFlower (11:54:40 AM): LOL
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JihadJimmy (1:55:48 PM): fuck this
JihadJimmy (1:55:54 PM): i'm gonna play insaniquarium
TinkleFlower (1:55:59 PM): ?!
TinkleFlower (1:56:03 PM): insaniquarium?
JihadJimmy (1:56:22 PM): you never played insaniquarium?
JihadJimmy (1:56:37 PM): http://www.popcapgames.com
JihadJimmy (1:56:45 PM): play the web version
JihadJimmy (1:57:45 PM): Ok and already I fucked it up
JihadJimmy (1:57:51 PM): http://www.popcap.com
TinkleFlower (1:58:32 PM): lol
JihadJimmy (1:58:58 PM): you playing it?
JihadJimmy (1:59:07 PM): because i guarantee you'll be able to play until dnner time
JihadJimmy (1:59:10 PM): dinner
JihadJimmy (1:59:22 PM): oh! and i found this song i was writing
JihadJimmy (1:59:37 PM): i should finish and post it
JihadJimmy (1:59:46 PM): you'll like it, we were talking about it a few moons ago
TinkleFlower (1:59:53 PM): cool
JihadJimmy (2:11:00 PM): OK
JihadJimmy (2:11:02 PM): finished
JihadJimmy (2:11:14 PM): you have the mp3 of lionel richie's "All Night Long" still?
JihadJimmy (2:11:25 PM): or are you playign insaniquarium?
TinkleFlower (2:12:01 PM): insaniquarium
TinkleFlower (2:12:02 PM): shit
TinkleFlower (2:12:05 PM): it's kinda fun
JihadJimmy (2:12:16 PM): yeah dude
JihadJimmy (2:12:21 PM): it's a pretty sweet game
JihadJimmy (2:12:27 PM): just wait until you get the cool shit
TinkleFlower (2:12:49 PM): do i have to buy the fucker?
JihadJimmy (2:12:56 PM): no the web version is free
JihadJimmy (2:13:05 PM): you get maybe 15 levls or so?
TinkleFlower (2:14:08 PM): did you find a hacked version?
JihadJimmy (2:14:13 PM): no
JihadJimmy (2:14:17 PM): haven't looked, though
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TinkleFlower (2:15:36 PM): so that's why you changed your AOL avatar to a fish.
JihadJimmy (2:15:47 PM): umm, no, but good opint
JihadJimmy (2:15:48 PM): point
JihadJimmy (2:15:57 PM): the buddyicon is the lesbian fish from Finding Nemo
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TinkleFlower (2:16:44 PM): i hate [SLUR].
JihadJimmy (2:17:23 PM): FUCKING ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH
JihadJimmy (2:17:30 PM): ASSHOLE
TinkleFlower (2:22:04 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower (2:22:13 PM): i know, mine did too
JihadJimmy (2:29:08 PM): OK no more insaniquarium
JihadJimmy (2:29:17 PM): when you're ready for that song, lemme know
JihadJimmy (2:29:23 PM): i don't think it's SHoPpable
TinkleFlower (2:29:57 PM): I think we should write a song titled "FUCKING ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH"
TinkleFlower (2:30:11 PM): "ASSHOLE"
TinkleFlower (2:30:14 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (2:30:28 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (2:30:43 PM): you get carnivores yet?
TinkleFlower (2:32:24 PM): hehe, yeah
TinkleFlower (2:32:30 PM): i need to move this off of my laptop
TinkleFlower (2:32:35 PM): trackpad is too fucking hard.
JihadJimmy (2:32:46 PM): heh, i'd imagine
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TinkleFlower (2:51:59 PM): shit. windows fuckin' crashed while I was playing.
TinkleFlower (2:52:06 PM): I gotta stop. That's definitely a sign.
JihadJimmy (2:52:07 PM): d'oh
JihadJimmy (2:52:19 PM): no, it's a sign you weren't playing *hardcore* enough
TinkleFlower (2:52:38 PM): LOL
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JihadJimmy (2:57:38 PM): OK now i need a ruling on a song
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TinkleFlower (2:58:08 PM): what about "all night long"?
JihadJimmy (2:58:23 PM): we were talking about a parody "fuck you [CENSORED]"
JihadJimmy (2:58:25 PM): and i finished it
JihadJimmy (2:58:30 PM): (goodbye shock value)
TinkleFlower (2:58:38 PM): oh god.
JihadJimmy (2:58:38 PM): it's not really SHoP appropriate
TinkleFlower (2:58:46 PM): most definitely not.
JihadJimmy (2:58:51 PM): but i have it in a table right now against a black background
JihadJimmy (2:59:14 PM): so if you want to read it you'll have to highlight it
JihadJimmy (2:59:26 PM): is it SHoPpable now?
TinkleFlower (3:00:27 PM): um.
TinkleFlower (3:00:34 PM): probably not still.
TinkleFlower (3:00:37 PM): heh
JihadJimmy (3:00:42 PM): no NP
JihadJimmy (3:00:45 PM): just wanted to check first
JihadJimmy (3:00:55 PM): i'll provide a link, but will still have the lyrics blacked out
TinkleFlower (3:03:06 PM): ok
JihadJimmy (3:03:20 PM): have the mp3 ready so you can sing along
TinkleFlower (3:03:49 PM): heh, okay
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TinkleFlower (3:08:57 PM): My mp3 is playing.
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TinkleFlower (3:09:06 PM): but I have no "Fuck you [CENSORED]" lyrics!
JihadJimmy (3:09:37 PM): Hey. chill out
JihadJimmy (3:09:49 PM): go read the hot chocolate post, remind yourself about patience
JihadJimmy (3:10:04 PM): and really now, SixH, at what price decency???
TinkleFlower (3:10:18 PM): blow me.
TinkleFlower (3:10:24 PM): :D
JihadJimmy (3:10:26 PM): You should be proud of me that I didn't just try to ramrod this song into the SHoP
TinkleFlower (3:10:44 PM): 8-O <-- make like this and get ready.
JihadJimmy (3:10:50 PM): Trust me on this one: 1) it'll be worth the wait, and 2)
JihadJimmy (3:10:52 PM): pigfucker
TinkleFlower (3:10:54 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (3:11:05 PM): 2) you'll appreciate the precautions I'm taking...
JihadJimmy (3:13:18 PM): whoa shit!
JihadJimmy (3:13:20 PM): emergency!
JihadJimmy (3:13:31 PM): lyrics clearly available on xanga
JihadJimmy (3:13:33 PM): shit!
JihadJimmy (3:13:47 PM): oh fuck fuck fuck
TinkleFlower (3:14:49 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (3:15:02 PM): this is not what i had in mind
JihadJimmy (3:15:46 PM): are you reading it right now?
JihadJimmy (3:15:54 PM): read it quick before i change the text color to black
TinkleFlower (3:16:24 PM): see, aren't you glad you didn't put this on the shop now? :D
JihadJimmy (3:16:44 PM): no, aren't *you* glad I didn't put this on the SHoP?
JihadJimmy (3:16:46 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (3:17:00 PM): good thng nobody reads this xanga blog
TinkleFlower (3:17:01 PM): LOL
TinkleFlower (3:17:04 PM): hahaha
JihadJimmy (3:17:06 PM): i hope not right now at least
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JihadJimmy (3:18:49 PM): OK refresh
JihadJimmy (3:18:54 PM): situation rectified
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JihadJimmy (3:19:44 PM): when i previewed on xanga, it was black text against a black box
JihadJimmy (3:19:52 PM): but not when i publsihed
JihadJimmy (3:19:56 PM): published
TinkleFlower (3:20:03 PM): hehe, oops
JihadJimmy (3:20:21 PM): you like the song
JihadJimmy (3:20:23 PM): ?
TinkleFlower (3:20:55 PM): it's really good, actually.
TinkleFlower (3:21:10 PM): I like the "I hope you die from AIDS" line. Classic. :D
JihadJimmy (3:21:23 PM): borrowed the sentiment from michael savage
TinkleFlower (3:21:31 PM): AHAHAHAH
JihadJimmy (3:21:58 PM): OK i'm going to reference the xanga page for curious and resourceful SHoPpers
TinkleFlower (3:23:05 PM): now only if our viewers weren't just that clockwork orange google reference.
TinkleFlower (3:23:12 PM): whatever the fuck that is.
JihadJimmy (3:23:31 PM): yeah what the shit is that anyway?
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