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Wednesday, February 16, 2005

When people point weapons at you, there's usually some unilateral action they're not telling you about. And for good reason too, ya?

Wizbang got me thinking again... and you know how dangerous that can be. Check it out, think about it yourself and then change your skivvies. Don't want to steal his thunder, but suffice it to say that...

A nuke powered Iran with missiles to reach Europe can't happen.
Hmm, foreign missiles trained on US interests? Can any good come of this? Well, lemmethinkforasecondhere NO

There's no real way around this, but when it all boils down to it, France is our ally (grumbles) and a US interest abroad. And not just because of tastefully done black and white photo calendars of french underwear models.

Howdy and Welcome Back to the SixHertz House of Pain! I'm Jihad Jimmy, and I'll be your Chief Defender of the Faith for tonight. What's that? Why yes, I too like french underwear models, thank you for ask-- oh, lost y'all again there...

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OK. Hi. SHoP. Jihad Jimmy. France getting nuked. Bad Idea. Although it may be a welcome sight to us here in Red America, in the long run wouldn't be A Good Thing (grumbles).

I just wonder how much time the liberal media will give this all, or will they just try to sweep it under the rug. I mean we saw how well they covered the whole Lockheed Martin exporting sensitive data to China back in 1994 under the Clinton Administration. Not sure why Bubba would allow technology that would aid somebody in pointing missiles at these our United States of America to be sent to somebody like China, but really, who am I, a simple Republican who likes naughty black and white pictures to criticize Bill Clinton and his wacky Chinese sugar daddies?

But yeah, Iran & Syria? This is bad. This isn't like the chocolate & peanut butter commercials for reese's back when I was a wee republican under ronald reagan. Ooh, no. Not unless your particular brand of chocolate hates Jews and your peanut butter flies American planes filled with American passengers into American skyscrapers with international occupants.

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