Funny Bunny Animation! or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Stretch a Simple Post into Rambling Tangents

Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me by Bernard Derriman

found this courtesy of Oriental Redneck. Exactly dude, I'm not the only one! He's from Orange County (i think? definitely socal), lives here now. If you like my dispatches from lovely Oakland, CA here on the frontier of Red America (Flyover Country, if we'd like to take a derogatory term as a badge of honor, i.e. "queer" and [CENSORED]* and "bitch"), check out his page as he also likes to find the funny Blue State idiocy in the SF Chronicle.

A bit of Geography... Here's San Francisco and Oakland....


Here's my route to work from Oakland to the home office in Benicia, CA...


And you'll notice about halfway through my commute, I pass through Concord, CA.


Concord, CA is where flyover country starts. Pretty much everybody Concord and east is a red state american w/o the psychotic blue state ideals. Look and see just how much of California spatially contains the politically retarded segment of this our American population.

There. You see the little swath of land between the pacific ocean and that red star indicating Concord? That's it. That's blue america. Pretty much the edge of california that wide, up and down the coast. It includes the bay area, hollywood. That's it.

And you're letting them win.

This is where my guerilla Republicanism was born. This is where it quietly waits, lurking silently among the clueless masses of Blue Americans. Every once in a while, it is angered to the point of misdemeanor vandalism. But for the most part, it will manifest itself as a mere nuisance.

Like the poltergeist that mysteriously knocked over the F9/11 display at the Barnes and Noble in Emeryville, CA...

Why don't you call up Fry's Electronics in San Jose and ask them to find you a copy of F9/11? I guarantee they'll show 10 in stock, but they won't be able to find a single one. You ever watch The X-Files? Of course you have. Remember the episode (might've been a season finale) where they have the alien fetus in a jar but then some dude hides it in a vast FBI evidence warehouse with hundreds of boxes each on hundreds of shelves?

Just like that, one of the most annoying irritating fucking retarded influential movies of our time? Gone.

Hmmph. Pity.

Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- yeah, sorry, i forgot. check out 1) the bunny video and 2) Oriental Redneck. Links above, sorry i'm lazy...
pps- if you were curious at one point and quite possibly still are, my avatar is a miniaturized version of The Girls
*-yes, sometimes SixHertz has to get medieval on TioJaime's arse.