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JihadJimmyCDF = Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
SixHearts = SixHertz, but in girl form but when you censor out his potty mouth
JihadJimmyCDF (9:07:24 AM): yay i'm here at work again!
SixHearts (9:15:03 AM): insaniquarium! yay!
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:15 AM): not enough space on my HD
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:22 AM): and disk cleanup froze up
SixHearts (9:15:25 AM): damn
JihadJimmyCDF (9:15:25 AM): fucking asshole
SixHearts (9:15:46 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY EXPENSIVE FISH. [POOP CHUTE].
JihadJimmyCDF (9:16:09 AM): FUCK YOU ALIENS!
SixHearts (9:16:15 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (9:20:48 AM): i'm gonna post random shit today, but i'll try to keep it off the SHoP
JihadJimmyCDF (9:21:05 AM): unless you want to see your grade school friend mentally deteriorate right before your eyes
SixHearts (9:22:11 AM): heheh, off the SHoP indeed. When you come up for air and maintain short periods of lucidity, feel free to put in some SHoP posts. ;)
JihadJimmyCDF (9:22:22 AM): sounds good
JihadJimmyCDF (9:33:39 AM): maybe i should ditch work and go to the casino
JihadJimmyCDF (9:38:13 AM): hey you ever find the link to the FYG from the SHoP?
SixHearts (9:38:33 AM): not a direct page link.
SixHearts (9:43:44 AM): which pets u use in the game?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:09 AM): i usually choose the pregnant welfare fish that keeps spitting out guppies
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:15 AM): the snail that collects coins and shit
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:33 AM): eventually the thing that collects stars?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:44:39 AM): sometimes the swordfish
SixHearts (9:44:44 AM): ah
SixHearts (9:45:14 AM): i like the snail fish, the jellyfish clyde, and gumbo who protects my [EXCRETORY] fish
JihadJimmyCDF (9:45:57 AM): what does teh jelly fish do again?
SixHearts (9:46:07 AM): collects the coins floating.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:46:17 AM): oh maybe i never got that one yet
SixHearts (9:46:21 AM): coin collectors are tops.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:46:25 AM): yeha totally
SixHearts (9:46:39 AM): The name of it is Clyde. It was my 6th fish
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:02 AM): i think th eorderof the pets are random
SixHearts (9:47:09 AM): I'm using stinky, clyde, and my newest fish, Nimbus--a manta ray.
JihadJimmyCDF (9:47:22 AM): what does nimbus do again?
SixHearts (9:47:38 AM): tosses up any coins or food he catches to the top of the tank
SixHearts (9:47:58 AM): that way, my other [FEMALE DOGS] can try collecting the coins again.
SixHearts (9:48:15 AM): DO YOU HEAR ME, [FEMALE DOGS]?! CATCH THE [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] COINS!
SixHearts (9:48:19 AM): :P
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:29 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:38 AM): i sense another Insaniquarium post coming up soon
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:50 AM): you'll like my All Play and No Work post
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:52 AM): oh boy
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:55 AM): gonna be a long day
JihadJimmyCDF (9:48:57 AM): i wanna ditch right now
SixHearts (9:50:27 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY BREEDER
JihadJimmyCDF (9:50:42 AM): wait are you serious? aliens can eat pets?
SixHearts (9:51:21 AM): there are breeder fish for 200 now.
SixHearts (9:51:37 AM): dood, didn't you install the deluxe version yet?
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:39 AM): no, still trying to free up space on my shitty hard drive
JihadJimmyCDF (9:52:51 AM): wouldn't be a problem if this stupid computer didn't keep fucking around w/virtual memory
SixHearts (9:52:56 AM): this bullshit game is getting harder.
SixHearts (9:54:58 AM): wow, the manta ray rocks.
SixHearts (9:59:48 AM): HOLY [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] [EXCREMENT] THE TANK IS FULL OF COINS!
JihadJimmyCDF (10:00:32 AM): http://www.rhothetaphi.org/jimmy/hearts/HeartHFS.jpg
SixHearts (10:00:41 AM): AHHHHHHHH!
SixHearts (10:01:10 AM): THERE ARE SO MANY FISH I CAN'T FEED THEM ALL!
SixHearts (10:01:20 AM): OH SHIT! ANOTHER [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN!
JihadJimmyCDF (10:01:27 AM): AHHHHHH!!! NO SURVIVORS!!!
SixHearts (10:02:37 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FISH ARE DYING EVERYWHERE!
JihadJimmyCDF (10:04:59 AM): GAME OVER, MAN!!!!!
SixHearts (10:05:05 AM): ooh, cool pet.
SixHearts (10:05:10 AM): Amp the electric eel.
SixHearts (10:05:25 AM): electrocutes your entire tank killing your fish and turning them into diamonds.
SixHearts (10:05:32 AM): wait a second...
SixHearts (10:05:37 AM): is that good?
JihadJimmyCDF (10:05:47 AM): shit, i don't know
SixHearts (10:05:48 AM): MAYBE WHEN THE [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FISH KEEP DYING 'CAUSE I CAN'T FEED THEM ALL!
SixHearts (10:05:54 AM): [EXCRETION]!
SixHearts (10:09:32 AM): OH [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] FATASS ALIEN!
SixHearts (10:09:51 AM): this level is gonna take forever.
JihadJimmyCDF (10:10:35 AM): you should choose the pet that [inappropriate] thereby turning them into [inappropriate]
JihadJimmyCDF (10:10:51 AM): and please remind me to censor that before putting it up on the SHoP
SixHearts (10:11:37 AM): TWO [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIENS AT ONCE?!
SixHearts (10:11:40 AM): OH [EXCRETION] ON ME!
SixHearts (10:11:57 AM): no putting this up on the SHoP
SixHearts (10:12:04 AM): I swear too [BLASPHEMY] much.
JihadJimmyCDF (10:12:44 AM): fuck that then you can go back and censor yourself
JihadJimmyCDF (10:12:51 AM): so you swear
JihadJimmyCDF (10:12:53 AM): big deal
JihadJimmyCDF (10:12:59 AM): that's what men our age do
JihadJimmyCDF (10:13:04 AM): especially when playing insaniquarium
SixHearts (10:24:36 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATING] ALIEN ATE MY $10,000 ULTRAVORE!
SixHearts (10:24:43 AM): [SEXUALLY PENETRATION] [EXCRETION] [MALE CHICKEN] [ROUND OBJECTS USED IN ATHLETICS]!@
JihadJimmyCDF (10:24:55 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (10:24:56 AM): oh fuck
SixHearts (10:27:08 AM): ok. i give up
SixHearts (10:28:03 AM): by the way, fyi, the electric eel is a worthless piece of [EXCREMENT].
SixHearts (10:28:07 AM): there. i said it.
JihadJimmyCDF (10:28:36 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (10:28:49 AM): i think we found ourselves a post title
JihadJimmyCDF (10:29:19 AM): how familiar are you w/html?
SixHearts (10:30:13 AM): hahaha
SixHearts (10:30:17 AM): pretty familiar
JihadJimmyCDF (10:30:55 AM): i'm trying to format my text using a table, but there's a ton of white space between the hr before the text and the table itself
JihadJimmyCDF (10:31:03 AM): and just you wait until you see this post
JihadJimmyCDF (10:34:55 AM): hello?
SixHearts (10:35:09 AM): i was just reading the chat transcript. LOL
SixHearts (10:35:28 AM): no wonder they call it Insaniquarium. I went insane.
JihadJimmyCDF (10:35:33 AM): LOL
JihadJimmyCDF (10:35:41 AM): i'll try it later when i free up some disk space
SixHearts (10:36:05 AM): [BLASPHEMY], dude. it's like, 10MB. What do you have in there? a 40MB HD?
JihadJimmyCDF (10:36:21 AM): i have no idea where all my fucking space went
JihadJimmyCDF (10:36:26 AM): this is an old computer
JihadJimmyCDF (10:37:08 AM): 7 megs free on a 6 gig hd
SixHearts (10:37:12 AM): ouch
Not sure why I'm supposed to censor out SixH's words when 1) mine are clearly visible and 2) if you're smart enough to read the SHoP, you can probably figure out what he was saying...
all my love,
Jihad Jimmy, Chief Defender of the Faith
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