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Monday, July 17, 2006

How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


two wild and crazy civil engineers
9:06:55 PM TioJ: you know how when I watch my DVDs of The Shield, I wanna join the LAPD?
9:07:00 PM TioJ: i wanna join CTU now.
9:07:36 PM ProfShewseffi: hahaha

In hindsight, maybe my radiophilia explains my fondness for NewsRadio. Any coincidence that this engineer's favorite TV show growing up was MacGyver? And if you were ever curious, Heather Locklear in TJ Hooker is why I have a thing for women in uniform nowadays.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3amC of 24 (Season 3), episode 2
You are now in chat room "BiteMeAIM."
JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmy858 (8:21:07 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmy858 (8:21:20 PM): OK so i even forgot how to set up these chats
JihadJimmy858 (8:21:38 PM): next episode of 24... ooh, deleted scenes and alternate takes!
JihadJimmy858 (8:22:01 PM): and now... a 3am Criticism of 24, Season 3!
JihadJimmy858 (8:22:07 PM): here we go...
JihadJimmy858 (8:22:25 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (8:22:32 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:22:55 PM): HECTOR SALAZAR!
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:07 PM): KYLE SINGER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:16 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:24 PM): KIM BAUER!
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:35 PM): JACK BAUER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:40 PM): (it's about fucking time)
JihadJimmy858 (8:24:04 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 PM AND 3:00 PM
JihadJimmy858 (8:24:16 PM): (so... do events occur in real time?)
JihadJimmy858 (8:30:25 PM): you clueless whore... "Because it's not a big deal?" yay! Stupid Kim Time! Let's not listen to the men in your life *AGAIN*
JihadJimmy858 (8:32:11 PM): OK. WHORE CITY
JihadJimmy858 (8:32:22 PM): WTF did your stupid shit boyfriend just tell you?
JihadJimmy858 (8:32:55 PM): How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
JihadJimmy858 (8:33:05 PM): But no, you're a goddam computer genius. I forgot.
JihadJimmy858 (8:35:00 PM): ooh yeah bikini chicks
JihadJimmy858 (8:35:24 PM): 02:13:05
JihadJimmy858 (8:35:29 PM): ooh, a deleted scene
JihadJimmy858 (8:35:34 PM): 02:17:36
JihadJimmy858 (8:42:37 PM): 02:24:39
JihadJimmy858 (8:44:15 PM): 02:26:17
JihadJimmy858 (8:44:22 PM): 02:30:43
JihadJimmy858 (8:48:54 PM): Las Nieves, Northern Mexico
JihadJimmy858 (8:50:39 PM): they could've chosen a hotter mexi-chick. she's kinda ugly.
JihadJimmy858 (8:51:37 PM): "Umm, OK, you don't have to yell..."
JihadJimmy858 (8:51:47 PM): stupid chloe. everybody whispers in 24
JihadJimmy858 (8:52:30 PM): 02:38:50
JihadJimmy858 (8:52:34 PM): 02:43:16
JihadJimmy858 (8:53:28 PM): ooh a deleted scene
JihadJimmy858 (8:53:49 PM): h aha, he got pistol whipped in the face
JihadJimmy858 (8:53:52 PM): ooh, a shotgun
JihadJimmy858 (8:54:00 PM): FUCK YOU DRUG DEALER
JihadJimmy858 (8:54:59 PM): how did jack miss him?
JihadJimmy858 (8:55:03 PM): Shut up, Stupid!
JihadJimmy858 (8:55:34 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy858 (8:55:43 PM): Chase stepped on the dude's GSW
JihadJimmy858 (8:56:05 PM): whoa, ten grand to move a bag of coke
JihadJimmy858 (8:56:09 PM): Kyle, Kyle Singer!
JihadJimmy858 (8:56:16 PM): 02:46:50
JihadJimmy858 (8:56:18 PM): and a deleted scene
JihadJimmy858 (8:57:12 PM): ooh yeah bikini chick going through Kyle's shit
JihadJimmy858 (8:58:18 PM): 02:48:55
JihadJimmy858 (8:58:23 PM): 02:53:22
JihadJimmy858 (8:58:35 PM): oh hi bikini chick
JihadJimmy858 (9:03:10 PM): 02:58:05
JihadJimmy858 (9:03:47 PM): Ooh the Race Card a/o the Girlfriend Card?
JihadJimmy858 (9:05:00 PM): Ooh, it's a CTU mole!
JihadJimmy858 (9:05:19 PM): and only in the second episode
JihadJimmy858 (9:05:37 PM): 03:00:00
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