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Thursday, July 20, 2006

CTU: San Andreas

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


I got kinda excited when Kim was talking about Caltrans. Then I realized that she's retarded.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of Tio Jaime's DVD of Episode 5 of Season 3 of "24" from Fox
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JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmy858 (8:04:53 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmy858 (8:04:57 PM): time for more 24
JihadJimmy858 (8:05:09 PM): gonna be working out in the background, so this'll be short...
JihadJimmy858 (8:05:40 PM): we're @ 5pm?
JihadJimmy858 (8:07:07 PM): here we go
JihadJimmy858 (8:07:39 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (8:07:44 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:07:56 PM): MICHELLE DESSLER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:08:13 PM): KYLE SINGER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:08:33 PM): KIM BAUER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:08:48 PM): JACK BAUER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:09:32 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 5:00 PM AND 6:00 PM
JihadJimmy858 (8:11:11 PM): ooh yeah prison riot time
JihadJimmy858 (8:14:56 PM): ohhh, now you want the government guys to help you? ASS
JihadJimmy858 (8:15:49 PM): Caltrans server!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:15:58 PM): (said kim)
JihadJimmy858 (8:17:59 PM): OK that worked like charm
JihadJimmy858 (8:18:09 PM): flank the 10 or so prisoners
JihadJimmy858 (8:20:34 PM): LOL he's hanging himself
JihadJimmy858 (8:20:47 PM): AND HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KNOW WHETHER NOR NOT THE VIRUS DIES W/THE HOST?
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:11 PM): yeah right like a CalTrans camera can do that...
JihadJimmy858 (8:27:54 PM): OK i didn't think that guard was gonna die...
JihadJimmy858 (8:32:04 PM): OR feeds from good samaritan? Oh, Right.
JihadJimmy858 (8:32:12 PM): get it? OR = "Oh, Right"
JihadJimmy858 (8:32:24 PM): TONY ALMEIDA!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:33:07 PM): well, if they have access to secret Caltrans servers... i'm sure Good Sam isn't a stretch at all...
JihadJimmy858 (8:33:25 PM): so maybe they should give Chase some riot gear, i dunno...
JihadJimmy858 (8:42:43 PM): Dualling Annoying CTU-C.U.N.T.S.!!!
JihadJimmy858 (8:44:13 PM): Ann-Chick: "LET'S GET 'EM!"
JihadJimmy858 (8:44:17 PM): i like her boobs
JihadJimmy858 (8:45:57 PM): There's no crying at CTU!
JihadJimmy858 (8:49:39 PM): that little shit KYLE SINGER didn't deserve to be saved
JihadJimmy858 (8:49:52 PM): i can't hear you
JihadJimmy858 (8:50:14 PM): ha ha
JihadJimmy858 (8:50:47 PM): CTU: San Andreas
JihadJimmy858 (8:51:06 PM): LOL, that was the Jack Bauer O RLY? shot
JihadJimmy858 (8:51:12 PM): 6:00:00
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