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Sunday, July 23, 2006

realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 AM AND 3:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


It's sorta cheating because I can spit posts out pretty quickly-- 24 is a rad show and you can watch 4 episodes just like that-- but I wonder how many consecutive posts I can put up before another SHoP Overlord (or Overlady) posts? Lemme check to see where I am right now...

OK, this'll be #16. LMHBrent posted one because I told him to. The last time a non-TJ SHoP Overlord (or Overlady) posted of her own volition was... 30 Tio-Jaime-posts earlier, on 08 June 2006. Just over 6 weeks ago.

I think we should clean house. Get rid of some Overlords (or Overlady) if they aren't pulling their SHoP weight. I mean shit, this just looks bad. South Park Republicans can't be this bored that they're reduced to reviewing episodes of 24. Well, maybe.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
Episode 11, "24" Season 3
You are now in chat room "AIMHasBeenOKRecently."
JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmy858 (2:00:12 AM): hello dere!
JihadJimmy858 (2:00:16 AM): OK one more episode of 24
JihadJimmy858 (2:00:24 AM): maybe 2, just to finish this disc
JihadJimmy858 (2:00:43 AM): here we go
JihadJimmy858 (2:00:44 AM):
JihadJimmy858 (2:00:52 AM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (2:01:00 AM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmy858 (2:01:18 AM): JACK BAUER
JihadJimmy858 (2:01:32 AM): CHASE EDMUNDS
JihadJimmy858 (2:01:58 AM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT
JihadJimmy858 (2:02:20 AM): NINA MYERS!!!
JihadJimmy858 (2:02:35 AM): dude, she's still HAWT
JihadJimmy858 (2:02:57 AM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.
JihadJimmy858 (2:03:12 AM): so like i was saying. nina myers. jetta
JihadJimmy858 (2:03:15 AM): molestation.
JihadJimmy858 (2:03:56 AM): Sarah Clarke as Nina Myers!!!
JihadJimmy858 (2:04:46 AM): although i like the other Sarah Clark as well. maybe even more.
JihadJimmy858 (2:07:08 AM): oh fuck no you won't like it if Sherry Palmer is being sicced on your black ass
JihadJimmy858 (2:07:27 AM): WTF? now he's talking about the virus again?
JihadJimmy858 (2:10:30 AM): heh, Nina Myers' passport is her actual passport! it says Sarah Berkeley... DOB 05 May 1975
JihadJimmy858 (2:10:48 AM): oh wait, her real b-day is 16 February 1972
JihadJimmy858 (2:11:53 AM): who so they've been making out for the past 10 minutes or so?
JihadJimmy858 (2:12:45 AM): shit i missed it!
JihadJimmy858 (2:12:47 AM): rewinding
JihadJimmy858 (2:13:12 AM): LOL he head-butted her
JihadJimmy858 (2:13:22 AM): lots head-butting going on in this season
JihadJimmy858 (2:17:42 AM): 11:17:47
JihadJimmy858 (2:17:49 AM): (missed the out-time)
JihadJimmy858 (2:23:39 AM): big skeletons in allen milliken's closet!
JihadJimmy858 (2:26:09 AM): 11:26:12
JihadJimmy858 (2:26:15 AM): 11:30:37
JihadJimmy858 (2:27:11 AM): nosferatu-chick back to her old tricks
JihadJimmy858 (2:30:56 AM): realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
JihadJimmy858 (2:35:22 AM): "psychopathic ex-wife"
JihadJimmy858 (2:36:07 AM): this is one of the stupidest B-stories I've ever seen
JihadJimmy858 (2:37:18 AM): Chagrin Falls?
JihadJimmy858 (2:41:30 AM): 11:50:08
JihadJimmy858 (2:41:35 AM): 11:54:33
JihadJimmy858 (2:42:53 AM): comic relief in the form of Chloe O'Brien and her baby
JihadJimmy858 (2:46:45 AM): OK who had money on ramon shooting hector? Big Winners!
JihadJimmy858 (2:46:53 AM): 12:00:00
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