PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 PM AND 4:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Too fucking hot here in the Blue State Frontier.
On the other hand, it's very nice that this season started at 1-2 pm so it's easy to count the episodes. 7pm? episode 7. We're at 8pm right now. Read on.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 24. Season 3. Episode 8 |
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| You are now in chat room "GetBentAIM." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (2:04:55 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (2:05:04 PM): time for more 24 JihadJimmy858 (2:05:21 PM): that was one of the best cliffhangers I've seen JihadJimmy858 (2:05:41 PM): the creepy spanish mole fag was actually working with Tony and Jack! JihadJimmy858 (2:05:45 PM): man, good shit! JihadJimmy858 (2:06:18 PM): really, no need for a spoiler alert JihadJimmy858 (2:07:37 PM): is that nina myers in the splash screen? JihadJimmy858 (2:08:18 PM): oh, first i'm gonna watch the last 10 minutes of 7-8, since iw as falling asleep and might've missed something JihadJimmy858 (2:09:06 PM): shit, i missed the special features on 7:00 to 8:00 because the DVD menu was fucked up JihadJimmy858 (2:09:07 PM): assholes JihadJimmy858 (2:19:58 PM): godDAM what a good ending!!! JihadJimmy858 (2:20:12 PM): OK, next episode after the credits... JihadJimmy858 (2:21:20 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (2:21:21 PM): JihadJimmy858 (2:21:28 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (2:21:33 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!!! JihadJimmy858 (2:21:58 PM): CHASE EDMUNDS!!! JihadJimmy858 (2:22:04 PM): (oh, that was new) JihadJimmy858 (2:22:14 PM): JACK BAUER!!! JihadJimmy858 (2:22:38 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT!!! JihadJimmy858 (2:22:59 PM): oh, Jack's back, baby! JihadJimmy858 (2:23:08 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 9:00 PM JihadJimmy858 (2:24:22 PM): Gael Ortega, apparently JihadJimmy858 (2:24:38 PM): ooh, a secret video for the president JihadJimmy858 (2:24:42 PM): JACK BAUER! JihadJimmy858 (2:24:53 PM): "if you're watching this video..." JihadJimmy858 (2:25:31 PM): ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans JihadJimmy858 (2:27:02 PM): oh whatever, stupid president... Jack Bauer and CTU are making your presidency like only the raddest presidency ever JihadJimmy858 (2:28:34 PM): why are we whispering? JihadJimmy858 (2:30:45 PM): he's playing the wife-card JihadJimmy858 (2:31:38 PM): LOL, crazy mexicans! almost killed jack bauer JihadJimmy858 (2:32:04 PM): 08: JihadJimmy858 (2:32:22 PM): oh, special features! JihadJimmy858 (2:32:53 PM): 08:10:48 JihadJimmy858 (2:32:59 PM): 08:15:14 JihadJimmy858 (2:33:58 PM): virus-interception time, motherfuckers! JihadJimmy858 (2:35:05 PM): oh yay, ugly mexi-chick meets JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (2:35:54 PM): and she's pissed at him, apparently JihadJimmy858 (2:36:22 PM): "does hector know about us?" JihadJimmy858 (2:36:39 PM): really, jack doesn't do too well chick-wise JihadJimmy858 (2:37:01 PM): janky wife, kate warner, now mexi-ugly JihadJimmy858 (2:40:22 PM): oh, Ann's "not up to this" JihadJimmy858 (2:40:36 PM): TOOK YOU FUCKING LONG ENOUGH TO FIGURE THAT OUT JihadJimmy858 (2:41:59 PM): wonderful. this is a shitty B-story JihadJimmy858 (2:42:50 PM): "can we be 25 again?" JihadJimmy858 (2:42:54 PM): STUPID JihadJimmy858 (2:43:01 PM): GET BACK TO LAS NIEVES JihadJimmy858 (2:43:14 PM): shoot her JihadJimmy858 (2:43:36 PM): shoot her first! JihadJimmy858 (2:43:38 PM): dammit JihadJimmy858 (2:43:41 PM): 08:25:35 JihadJimmy858 (2:43:48 PM): 08:29:48 JihadJimmy858 (2:47:57 PM): maybe i should play some San Andreas after this episode JihadJimmy858 (2:50:32 PM): OK so they're gonna kill jack after the exchange JihadJimmy858 (2:50:52 PM): note to bad guys: when you don't kill the good guy off right away, you end up dying or other some shit JihadJimmy858 (2:51:32 PM): 08:37:39 JihadJimmy858 (2:51:37 PM): 08:41:55 JihadJimmy858 (2:55:48 PM): oh shit, they shot the mexi-cop! JihadJimmy858 (2:56:44 PM): see, when agents go renegade-- without being JACK BAUER-- bad shit happens JihadJimmy858 (2:56:56 PM): 08:47:25 JihadJimmy858 (2:57:01 PM): 08:51:37 JihadJimmy858 (2:59:22 PM): oh and now she's breaking up with PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (2:59:42 PM): this is stupid JihadJimmy858 (2:59:59 PM): i want some Weinerschnitzel JihadJimmy858 (3:02:29 PM): you should make JACK BAUER kill chase JihadJimmy858 (3:02:52 PM): oops, broke the transponder JihadJimmy858 (3:03:04 PM): LOL "kill him. kill your partner" JihadJimmy858 (3:03:40 PM): dude, don't spit in JACK's face JihadJimmy858 (3:04:00 PM): heh, gun was empty JihadJimmy858 (3:04:56 PM): although i was hoping chase would die. little shit doens't deserve a CHASE EDMUNDS spot in the recaps JihadJimmy858 (3:05:18 PM): 09:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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