PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 11:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Alternate post title:
oh shit, jack's going apeshit!
I decided on the "creepy spanish mole fag" one because it would likely piss off more people. That and the alternate title would probably conjure up some chuck norris-style jack bauer facts. How entertaining.
Now that I think about it, this next quote would've made a good post title too...
crazy gun toting mexicans!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith| 3am Criticism of "24" Season 3, episode 4 |
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| You are now in chat room "AIMEatsMoosecock." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (10:09:30 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (10:11:44 PM): OK one more before bedtime JihadJimmy858 (10:11:58 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (10:12:09 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (10:12:23 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!!! JihadJimmy858 (10:12:33 PM): KIM BAUER JihadJimmy858 (10:12:36 PM): !!! JihadJimmy858 (10:12:40 PM): (whore city) JihadJimmy858 (10:12:51 PM): and really, what kind of stupid kim logic is that? JihadJimmy858 (10:12:53 PM): KYLE SINGER!!! JihadJimmy858 (10:13:10 PM): JACK BAUER!!! JihadJimmy858 (10:13:24 PM): TONY ALMEIDA!!! JihadJimmy858 (10:13:42 PM): Oh man, I just shot TONY ALMEIDA in the face! JihadJimmy858 (10:13:51 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 PM AND 5:00 PM JihadJimmy858 (10:15:22 PM): God, Kim's hair is ugly JihadJimmy858 (10:15:33 PM): "Chloe, now is not a good time" JihadJimmy858 (10:15:51 PM): WTF, stupid kim, what the shit do you know about CTU? JihadJimmy858 (10:16:02 PM): ooh i like her ranking agents on site JihadJimmy858 (10:16:13 PM): that's not very CTU-appropriate attire JihadJimmy858 (10:17:13 PM): run, fucker! JihadJimmy858 (10:17:32 PM): 04:05:35 JihadJimmy858 (10:18:12 PM): yay! kim the stupid girlfriend! JihadJimmy858 (10:19:08 PM): wow, and all of a sudden Kim wants to follow rules and shit JihadJimmy858 (10:19:33 PM): goddamit, i like her boobs JihadJimmy858 (10:20:09 PM): 04:08:11 JihadJimmy858 (10:20:14 PM): 04:12:35 JihadJimmy858 (10:20:51 PM): president palmer is annoying JihadJimmy858 (10:22:24 PM): "this is your final answer, sir?" JihadJimmy858 (10:22:49 PM): 04:15:08 JihadJimmy858 (10:23:12 PM): damn, she's kind of ugly too JihadJimmy858 (10:23:23 PM): WTF is it w/all these ugly chicks on 24 this season? JihadJimmy858 (10:23:57 PM): ya dumb c-bag JihadJimmy858 (10:24:05 PM): ooh yeah momma JihadJimmy858 (10:24:25 PM): "how stupid am i!?" JihadJimmy858 (10:24:30 PM): oh shit JihadJimmy858 (10:24:34 PM): pissed of mexi-dudes JihadJimmy858 (10:25:19 PM): lower the casualties to 60-90k JihadJimmy858 (10:25:21 PM): ha ha JihadJimmy858 (10:25:55 PM): 04:18:12 JihadJimmy858 (10:26:24 PM): uh oh, is jack going renegade? JihadJimmy858 (10:26:31 PM): is jack going native? JihadJimmy858 (10:26:48 PM): well duh, jack's gonna break him out JihadJimmy858 (10:27:45 PM): jack's last assignment JihadJimmy858 (10:28:07 PM): g/l, mr PESIDENT JihadJimmy858 (10:28:10 PM): 04:20:29 JihadJimmy858 (10:28:15 PM): 04:24:53 JihadJimmy858 (10:29:09 PM): 04:25:45 JihadJimmy858 (10:30:49 PM): 04:27:25 JihadJimmy858 (10:33:11 PM): crazy gun toting mexicans! JihadJimmy858 (10:33:27 PM): damn, she's ugly JihadJimmy858 (10:33:34 PM): and why are they always speaking in english? JihadJimmy858 (10:33:55 PM): 04:30;33 JihadJimmy858 (10:37:19 PM): arrogant c-bag JihadJimmy858 (10:38:27 PM): 04:35:03 JihadJimmy858 (10:38:32 PM): 04:39:27 JihadJimmy858 (10:40:07 PM): i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag JihadJimmy858 (10:40:10 PM): 04:41:01 JihadJimmy858 (10:40:45 PM): Fuck! Kim, just STFU and follow the orders JihadJimmy858 (10:43:14 PM): dude, why are you pissing off JACK BAUER? not smart dude JihadJimmy858 (10:43:24 PM): 04:44:18 JihadJimmy858 (10:43:50 PM): i'd just shoot chase during the prison break JihadJimmy858 (10:43:58 PM): two birds, one stone JihadJimmy858 (10:46:09 PM): "lemme know when you start to worry" JihadJimmy858 (10:46:11 PM): 04:50:51 JihadJimmy858 (10:46:20 PM): that was so funny, i missed the out-time JihadJimmy858 (10:46:59 PM): stupid shit JihadJimmy858 (10:47:23 PM): heh JihadJimmy858 (10:47:29 PM): You going native on me, Jack? JihadJimmy858 (10:48:15 PM): 04:52:50 JihadJimmy858 (10:50:06 PM): 04:54:40 JihadJimmy858 (10:53:13 PM): agent BAUER, here to get his gun and badge JihadJimmy858 (10:54:03 PM): oh shit, jack's going apeshit! JihadJimmy858 (10:54:13 PM): oh shit, it's shotty-time! JihadJimmy858 (10:54:56 PM): uh oh JihadJimmy858 (10:55:23 PM): oh it's prison riot time! JihadJimmy858 (10:55:27 PM): 05:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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