PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 AM AND 2:00 AM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
You don't know how tempting it was to go with
i wanna molest Nina Myers in a Jetta
for the post title. I figured I should go with the Pulp Fiction reference to keep some semblance of rhyme and reason.Can you believe Pulp Fiction is over 10 years old? Kinda blows your mind... A little SHoP history in that link right there, check it out-- or if you recently got DSL, you can probably download the mp3 there now as well.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
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| You are now in chat room "GetBentAIM." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (1:06:03 AM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (1:06:05 AM): must have more 24 JihadJimmy858 (1:06:14 AM): lemme brush my teeth first JihadJimmy858 (1:11:08 AM): OK teeth brushed JihadJimmy858 (1:11:19 AM): more 24! JihadJimmy858 (1:11:37 AM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (1:11:38 AM): JihadJimmy858 (1:11:48 AM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (1:11:54 AM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (1:12:20 AM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT JihadJimmy858 (1:12:38 AM): CHASE EDMUNDS JihadJimmy858 (1:12:47 AM): (UGLY MEXI-CHICK) JihadJimmy858 (1:12:51 AM): MICHAEL AMADOR JihadJimmy858 (1:12:59 AM): (who the fuck is that guy?) JihadJimmy858 (1:13:02 AM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (1:13:32 AM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 11:00 PM. JihadJimmy858 (1:15:22 AM): Nina Myers! JihadJimmy858 (1:16:51 AM): Gael Ortega is still a spanish mole fag JihadJimmy858 (1:17:42 AM): really, the dust-up between ann-chick and tony is Kim's fault JihadJimmy858 (1:18:22 AM): uh oh JihadJimmy858 (1:18:48 AM): stupid mexi-brother is torpedoing ugly mexi-chick JihadJimmy858 (1:21:04 AM): close call, but ugly mexi-chick was kinda quick on her toes JihadJimmy858 (1:21:42 AM): i like the Nina Myers reaction shots JihadJimmy858 (1:22:26 AM): i think as punishment, ann-chick should be forced to wear stripper costumes JihadJimmy858 (1:23:34 AM): Chloe going nuts? JihadJimmy858 (1:24:30 AM): Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand! JihadJimmy858 (1:24:41 AM): LOL "if he doesn't crack soon, use gasoline" JihadJimmy858 (1:24:44 AM): 10:13:07 JihadJimmy858 (1:24:50 AM): 10:17:33 JihadJimmy858 (1:25:40 AM): oh blah blah, sabotaging a bill that could help milllions JihadJimmy858 (1:27:06 AM): Chloe O'Brien is mad JihadJimmy858 (1:29:19 AM): smother your brother! JihadJimmy858 (1:31:08 AM): 1) like she could knock out a big mexi-dude like that, and 2) like she could drag a big mexi-dude like that JihadJimmy858 (1:31:12 AM): 10:28:12 JihadJimmy858 (1:31:19 AM): i missed the out-time, sorry JihadJimmy858 (1:31:51 AM): did sherry die in season 2? JihadJimmy858 (1:35:25 AM): i guess she didn't, and she makes an appearance in season 4 JihadJimmy858 (1:35:55 AM): whoops, i missed what happened... chase overpowered his guard? JihadJimmy858 (1:36:45 AM): oh she threw gasoline on him and then he stabbed her JihadJimmy858 (1:37:08 AM): whoa he cauterized his own hand JihadJimmy858 (1:37:12 AM): crazy focker JihadJimmy858 (1:37:40 AM): the great mexi-escape! JihadJimmy858 (1:38:01 AM): LOL JihadJimmy858 (1:38:07 AM): chase shot two mexidudes JihadJimmy858 (1:39:08 AM): whoops JihadJimmy858 (1:39:18 AM): oh is she mexi-dead JihadJimmy858 (1:39:21 AM): ? JihadJimmy858 (1:39:33 AM): maybe you should call CTU w/your phone and shit JihadJimmy858 (1:39:37 AM): 10:40:04 JihadJimmy858 (1:39:41 AM): (missed the out-time again) JihadJimmy858 (1:41:07 AM): now Chloe is pulling the parent-card on Chapelle JihadJimmy858 (1:41:32 AM): stealth mode JihadJimmy858 (1:42:46 AM): heh, lucky their dome light wasn't on JihadJimmy858 (1:45:18 AM): nina will get the location in half-an-hour JihadJimmy858 (1:46:51 AM): oops JihadJimmy858 (1:46:54 AM): got the drop on jack JihadJimmy858 (1:46:59 AM): 10:51:44 JihadJimmy858 (1:47:06 AM): dude, third out-time i've missed JihadJimmy858 (1:47:51 AM): delta team 10 mins out JihadJimmy858 (1:48:03 AM): ugly mexi-chick is now dead mexi-chick JihadJimmy858 (1:48:45 AM): i wanna molest Nina Myers in a Jetta JihadJimmy858 (1:53:34 AM): NOSFERATU-CHICK!!! JihadJimmy858 (1:54:23 AM): dude, have we learned nothing? when you invite Sherry Palmer into your house, bad shit happens JihadJimmy858 (1:55:44 AM): ooh yeah momma JihadJimmy858 (1:55:48 AM): 11:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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