PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 AM AND 4:00 AM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
I wholly recommend you read this carefully, as there's some good shit you're probably gonna gloss over. You'll thank me later.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| A Good Webfind, and after a while, "24" Season 3, Episode 7 |
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| You are now in chat room "EatMeAIM." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (2:07:48 AM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (2:08:01 AM): thought i could go to bed tonight w/o watching another 24 JihadJimmy858 (2:08:07 AM): looks like i thought wrong JihadJimmy858 (2:15:14 AM): OK laundry is put away, ice water is poured... here we go JihadJimmy858 (2:15:51 AM): JihadJimmy858 (2:16:06 AM): OK looks like the Apple DVD player is taking a shit on the SHoP right now JihadJimmy858 (2:16:15 AM): let's try this again JihadJimmy858 (2:18:15 AM): oh wait, found a cool site on Attu Sees All JihadJimmy858 (2:18:41 AM): 999videos.com JihadJimmy858 (2:19:00 AM): which you, as a lazy Citizen SHoPper will likely gloss over JihadJimmy858 (2:19:37 AM): or as people continue to believe in WMP as the standard, my computer will reject as retarded JihadJimmy858 (2:19:50 AM): quicktime, Citizen SHoPpers... quicktime JihadJimmy858 (2:20:55 AM): heh they have Debbie Gibson JihadJimmy858 (2:21:54 AM): you wanna prove to me you're a good Citizen SHoPper? go find a video on that page which you haven't seen in years because MTV stopped showing videos. JihadJimmy858 (2:22:19 AM): watch it, quote me some lyrics in the comments section JihadJimmy858 (2:22:40 AM): delurk, if you have to. i wanna see who the Hardcore SHoPpers are JihadJimmy858 (2:24:10 AM): heh... Groove Armada's "I See You Baby" JihadJimmy858 (2:24:54 AM): and now i gotta take a dump JihadJimmy858 (2:24:58 AM): i'm at DUMPCON 2 JihadJimmy858 (2:25:04 AM): in my own apartment JihadJimmy858 (2:28:24 AM): Ice Cube's "Today Was a Good Day!" JihadJimmy858 (2:29:44 AM): I can make the assssss drop JihadJimmy858 (2:31:33 AM): cool, a palm tree-lined cemetary like in The Shield (surprisingly, I couldn't find a permalink to a 3amC of The Shield. I don't think I've ever done one. -TJ) JihadJimmy858 (2:32:03 AM): that was funny how he woke her up around 1  JihadJimmy858 (2:33:00 AM): looks like we'll be a while getting to 24...JihadJimmy858 (2:34:21 AM): Murray Head! One Night in Bangkok! JihadJimmy858 (2:35:35 AM): in a show with everything but JihadJimmy858 (2:36:32 AM): i get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine JihadJimmy858 (2:38:14 AM): oh sweet, wacky dance sequence! better than thriller, because it's on a chessboard JihadJimmy858 (2:40:18 AM): The Police - Synchronicity II JihadJimmy858 (2:40:30 AM): i think i saw this one in vegas recently... JihadJimmy858 (2:44:45 AM): OK that was cool, but i scrolled ahead and found.... JihadJimmy858 (2:44:56 AM): MORE HUMAN THAN HUMAN!!! JihadJimmy858 (3:00:55 AM): OK kinda fell asleep there, but we'll save Young MC's "Bust a Move for another time... JihadJimmy858 (3:01:00 AM): here we go... JihadJimmy858 (3:04:01 AM): JihadJimmy858 (3:04:08 AM): stupid DVD menu was jacked JihadJimmy858 (3:04:11 AM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (3:04:16 AM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (3:04:41 AM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT!!! JihadJimmy858 (3:05:08 AM): JACK BAUER!!! JihadJimmy858 (3:05:59 AM): KIM BAUER!!! JihadJimmy858 (3:06:15 AM): creepy spanish mole fag! JihadJimmy858 (3:06:24 AM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7:00 PM AND 8:00 PM JihadJimmy858 (3:07:41 AM): should've duct taped Kim's mouth two seasons ago JihadJimmy858 (3:11:00 AM): 07:06:28 JihadJimmy858 (3:17:14 AM): yeah fuck you MOLE JihadJimmy858 (3:18:18 AM): ooh ann-chick boobs! JihadJimmy858 (3:18:41 AM): YEAH FUCK YOU MOLE JihadJimmy858 (3:18:43 AM): 07:14:14 JihadJimmy858 (3:18:48 AM): 07:18:27 JihadJimmy858 (3:22:42 AM): 07:22:31 JihadJimmy858 (3:22:57 AM): ooh, mexi-whores! JihadJimmy858 (3:23:16 AM): disrobing the mexi-whore! JihadJimmy858 (3:25:20 AM): heh, the mexi-terrorist is watching Speed JihadJimmy858 (3:25:45 AM): LOL dumbfuck! JihadJimmy858 (3:25:49 AM): and now you're mexi-dead JihadJimmy858 (3:26:12 AM): and now Jack's armed. get some JihadJimmy858 (3:26:15 AM): 07:26:05 JihadJimmy858 (3:26:20 AM): 07:30:18 JihadJimmy858 (3:28:44 AM): 07:32:48 JihadJimmy858 (3:31:42 AM): LOL gotcha, you wacky salazar-dude! JihadJimmy858 (3:32:50 AM): ugly mexi-chick JihadJimmy858 (3:32:58 AM): torture his mole ass JihadJimmy858 (3:33:08 AM): cry, you fag JihadJimmy858 (3:35:03 AM): 07:39:09 JihadJimmy858 (3:35:06 AM): 07:43:34 JihadJimmy858 (3:37:50 AM): Las Nieves, MX! JihadJimmy858 (3:38:07 AM): ooh Kim Kleavage JihadJimmy858 (3:39:01 AM): 07:47:08 JihadJimmy858 (3:40:28 AM): falling asleep.... unfortunately it's a crucial point in the episode JihadJimmy858 (3:42:57 AM): ooh, mexi-cleavage JihadJimmy858 (3:43:54 AM): 07:49:something JihadJimmy858 (3:43:59 AM): 07:53:59 JihadJimmy858 (3:49:27 AM): whoa, he's been working for the salazars all along? JihadJimmy858 (3:49:33 AM): he's been in contact w/them? JihadJimmy858 (3:50:21 AM): 08:00:00 JihadJimmy858 (3:50:46 AM): whoa, spanish mole fag and tony almeida were working to get jack back undercover!!! JihadJimmy858 (3:51:05 AM): getting kinda sticky there... and now i'm going to bed JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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