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Monday, July 24, 2006

"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 PM AND 12:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


If you can tell me where the chat room name is from... well, no prize for you, but I'll consider buying you Hooters hot wings...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
3am Cricitism of Fox's "24", Season 3, episode 17
You are now in chat room "MyAIMisBleeding."
JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmy858 (10:30:11 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmy858 (10:30:23 PM): OK one more episode before I go to sleep so i can go to wokr tomorrow...
JihadJimmy858 (10:32:05 PM): here we go
JihadJimmy858 (10:32:06 PM):
JihadJimmy858 (10:32:16 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (10:32:24 PM): MICHELLE DESSLER
JihadJimmy858 (10:32:59 PM): JACK BAUER
JihadJimmy858 (10:33:24 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmy858 (10:33:39 PM): wasn't there some stephen dude?
JihadJimmy858 (10:33:48 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 5:00 AM AND 6:00 AM.
JihadJimmy858 (10:42:59 PM): Stephen Saunders
JihadJimmy858 (10:43:08 PM): something about Victor Drazen
JihadJimmy858 (10:43:22 PM): 05:11:16
JihadJimmy858 (10:43:30 PM): 05:15:43
JihadJimmy858 (10:46:48 PM): 05:19:00
JihadJimmy858 (10:49:17 PM): nasal swab ooh yeah
JihadJimmy858 (10:50:56 PM): use "the sky is falling" in a press conference
JihadJimmy858 (10:51:15 PM): is this some kind of Amazing Race thing?
JihadJimmy858 (10:51:33 PM): they should have-- 05:23:45
JihadJimmy858 (10:51:38 PM): 05:28:10
JihadJimmy858 (10:51:48 PM): they should have 24: Las Vegas or something cool like that
JihadJimmy858 (10:54:41 PM): oh shit... 100% mortality
JihadJimmy858 (10:58:23 PM): yeah take that whore!
JihadJimmy858 (10:58:33 PM): ooh naked whore
JihadJimmy858 (10:58:43 PM): ooh
JihadJimmy858 (10:58:48 PM): ooh momma
JihadJimmy858 (10:58:55 PM): oh she's kinda old
JihadJimmy858 (11:00:32 PM): LOL your constitutional rights no longer apply
JihadJimmy858 (11:00:37 PM): 05:39:45
JihadJimmy858 (11:02:58 PM): dude, spanish mole fag, WTF dude?!? don't die!
JihadJimmy858 (11:04:21 PM): oh dude DUMPCON 2
JihadJimmy858 (11:05:05 PM): threat level RED
JihadJimmy858 (11:05:10 PM): oh man brb
JihadJimmy858 (11:05:13 PM): DUMPCON 2
JihadJimmy858 (11:10:51 PM): OK BACK
JihadJimmy858 (11:11:08 PM): OK back
JihadJimmy858 (11:11:38 PM): watching the spanish mole fag scene again. that's not cool. they tortured him, and now they cordelia virused him
JihadJimmy858 (11:13:17 PM): OK i think we're back on track now
JihadJimmy858 (11:13:19 PM): 05:44:07
JihadJimmy858 (11:14:21 PM): "I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
JihadJimmy858 (11:15:21 PM): ooh yeah Diana White
JihadJimmy858 (11:16:54 PM): yeah fuck you bad guy
JihadJimmy858 (11:18:06 PM): oh shit C4
JihadJimmy858 (11:18:37 PM): 05:49:27
JihadJimmy858 (11:18:45 PM): 0553:53
JihadJimmy858 (11:25:21 PM): heh, he wants Ryan chapelle dead
JihadJimmy858 (11:25:25 PM): 06:00:00
JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room.