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Sunday, July 23, 2006

maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


These plot twists are worse than Gilmore Girls. The unexpected actually happens in CTU: San Andreas. Never in Stars Hollow.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of episode 16
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JihadJimmy858 (7:47:17 PM): hello dere!
JihadJimmy858 (7:48:06 PM): OK one more episode
JihadJimmy858 (7:48:11 PM): then GTA:San Andreas
JihadJimmy858 (7:48:13 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (7:48:18 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmy858 (7:48:25 PM): yay for B-Stories
JihadJimmy858 (7:48:43 PM): STEPHEN SAUNDERS
JihadJimmy858 (7:48:48 PM): JACK BAUER
JihadJimmy858 (7:49:04 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT
JihadJimmy858 (7:49:39 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 4:00 AM AND 5:00 AM.
JihadJimmy858 (7:50:12 PM): Uncool. Now I feel bad about not liking him
JihadJimmy858 (7:51:56 PM): oh ha ha, they're not outside the hotel!
JihadJimmy858 (7:54:43 PM): cool! again, no time to bring somebody back to CTU
JihadJimmy858 (7:59:58 PM): well no shit he's gonna wiggle loose from the radiator
JihadJimmy858 (8:00:19 PM): oh cool, that was part of a plan
JihadJimmy858 (8:00:22 PM): 04:11:57
JihadJimmy858 (8:00:24 PM): 04:16:25
JihadJimmy858 (8:02:13 PM): actually no, watching somebody die isn't murder
JihadJimmy858 (8:07:16 PM): heh, cool construction guys with guns
JihadJimmy858 (8:14:03 PM): oh shit!
JihadJimmy858 (8:14:15 PM): 04:20:28
JihadJimmy858 (8:14:27 PM): oh that was the alternate take
JihadJimmy858 (8:14:43 PM): ignore that out-time
JihadJimmy858 (8:15:23 PM): 04:24:28
JihadJimmy858 (8:15:29 PM): 04:28:52
JihadJimmy858 (8:16:04 PM): dude! another deleted scene
JihadJimmy858 (8:16:24 PM): hey cool
JihadJimmy858 (8:16:32 PM): OK i think that last in-time was the right one
JihadJimmy858 (8:16:55 PM): oh yeah she pimp-slapped him
JihadJimmy858 (8:17:34 PM): "kill me once the symptoms start"
JihadJimmy858 (8:17:40 PM): oh shit. that ain't good
JihadJimmy858 (8:18:45 PM): dude, it wasn't really murder
JihadJimmy858 (8:20:00 PM): caltrans just diverted traffic what now?
JihadJimmy858 (8:20:02 PM): yeah right
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:07 PM): dude! spanish mole fag!
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:18 PM): oh that Mr. Bean guy's gonna go nuts
JihadJimmy858 (8:23:43 PM): he's gonna die
JihadJimmy858 (8:24:18 PM): 04:36:37
JihadJimmy858 (8:24:25 PM): 04:41:02
JihadJimmy858 (8:25:37 PM): you're gonna die mr. bean
JihadJimmy858 (8:26:16 PM): shoot him!
JihadJimmy858 (8:26:23 PM): shoot her!
JihadJimmy858 (8:26:23 PM): SHOOT THEM ALL!
JihadJimmy858 (8:27:27 PM): STFU, ass
JihadJimmy858 (8:29:20 PM): shoot him?
JihadJimmy858 (8:29:34 PM): maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
JihadJimmy858 (8:29:44 PM): LOL stupid oriental chick!
JihadJimmy858 (8:29:49 PM): she was hemmoraging
JihadJimmy858 (8:29:52 PM): 04:50:47
JihadJimmy858 (8:31:24 PM): FREE-ZUH!!! LAPD-UH!
JihadJimmy858 (8:33:23 PM): oh whatever dude, that's what sherry palmer does. it's in her blood.
JihadJimmy858 (8:34:06 PM): who's that dude?
JihadJimmy858 (8:34:14 PM): oh shit
JihadJimmy858 (8:34:25 PM): explosion-rama
JihadJimmy858 (8:34:50 PM): wouldn't that kind of explosion blown the car apart? not just the windows i mean
JihadJimmy858 (8:36:22 PM): no, but the dudes outside will
JihadJimmy858 (8:36:35 PM): LOL oh shit, she did shoot him
JihadJimmy858 (8:36:37 PM): dude, that was hot
JihadJimmy858 (8:38:43 PM): 05:00:00
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