PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer
oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!
oh yeah, i like how the oriental CTU-dude is named "Baker"
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Had a bit of technical difficulties getting the 3am Criticism started. But that really shouldn't be something to be avoided. Think Don and Mike. Technical difficulties, operator error? That's reality radio for you.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 24, Day 3, Episode 22. No, really this time. |
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| You are now in chat room "EatMeSBC." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (7:51:44 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (7:52:47 PM): FUCK YOU, ASS JihadJimmy858 (7:53:03 PM): OK two more episodes of 24 JihadJimmy858 (7:53:15 PM): lemme go pee first JihadJimmy858 (7:53:40 PM): oh lemme guess, Apple DVD Player is shitty too. JihadJimmy858 (7:53:50 PM): FUCK YOU, ASS JihadJimmy858 (7:55:48 PM): OK, here we go JihadJimmy858 (7:55:49 PM): JihadJimmy858 (7:55:58 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (7:56:33 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (7:56:43 PM): whoops, did i choose the wrong episode? JihadJimmy858 (7:56:47 PM): JihadJimmy858 (7:56:49 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (7:56:54 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (7:57:16 PM): JACK BAUER! JihadJimmy858 (7:57:35 PM): STEPHEN SAUNDERS JihadJimmy858 (7:57:51 PM): TONY ALMEIDA JihadJimmy858 (7:58:14 PM): Jane Saunders was kinda bouncy in the boobs, yessir JihadJimmy858 (7:58:26 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 10:00 AM AND 11:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (7:58:46 PM): right, Caltrans... JihadJimmy858 (8:01:28 PM): tactical team on standby, so obviously let's talk about Chase's bastard-child JihadJimmy858 (8:03:53 PM): yeah that's right, bitches!!! JACK BAUER! JihadJimmy858 (8:04:04 PM): kicking that garbage can was somewhat unnecessary, but it added so much! JihadJimmy858 (8:06:11 PM): "Jack: Michelle dies, I'll kill you myself." JihadJimmy858 (8:12:06 PM): president palmer sucks. he should resign. JihadJimmy858 (8:13:18 PM): oh yeah, like she's gonna stay right there... flight risk! JihadJimmy858 (8:15:18 PM): yeah, play the Teri-card. Jack'll love that. JihadJimmy858 (8:15:38 PM): oh, who was right about the dude calling back? was it JACK? JihadJimmy858 (8:21:19 PM): oh her nose is bleeding JihadJimmy858 (8:21:24 PM): oh was it a trick? JihadJimmy858 (8:22:17 PM): dude, ann-chick is rad JihadJimmy858 (8:24:07 PM): ooh yeah barefoot ann-chick JihadJimmy858 (8:25:29 PM): she'd be a lot quieter if she took off her shoes. and blouse. JihadJimmy858 (8:26:28 PM): oops, dead end JihadJimmy858 (8:31:16 PM): well obviously Jacks beat Tonies JihadJimmy858 (8:32:30 PM): ann-chick had to give herself up JihadJimmy858 (8:37:23 PM): releasing ann-chick... or are they? JihadJimmy858 (8:39:03 PM): I like you Tits McGhee. I shall cheer for you. JihadJimmy858 (8:39:34 PM): oh yesh JihadJimmy858 (8:39:45 PM): OH FUCK YEAH JihadJimmy858 (8:39:51 PM): GET SOME YOU TERRORIST FUCKERS JihadJimmy858 (8:40:04 PM): how did JACK BAUER miss? JihadJimmy858 (8:40:36 PM): oh shit, that's not CTU's air support JihadJimmy858 (8:40:45 PM): OH SHIT TWO F-18S JihadJimmy858 (8:40:47 PM): YEAH BITCHES JihadJimmy858 (8:40:54 PM): MOTHERFUCKING GET SOME JihadJimmy858 (8:41:08 PM): never know what hit 'em JihadJimmy858 (8:41:29 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST HELICOPTER JihadJimmy858 (8:41:44 PM): OH FUCK YEAH THAT WAS SO FUCKING RAD JihadJimmy858 (8:42:15 PM): And Tits McGhee is still alive! she can be a CTU agent next JihadJimmy858 (8:42:46 PM): WHERE ARE THE VIALS?!? JihadJimmy858 (8:43:13 PM): "This is Jack Bauer. Saunders is in custody." JihadJimmy858 (8:43:17 PM): 11:00:00 JihadJimmy858 (8:43:27 PM): THAT WAS FUCKING RAD JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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