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Monday, July 24, 2006

oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 PM AND 1:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


I was never too crazy about OVER * THERE. And now I'm reminded how stupid the theme song was. And how naked Nicki Aycox was.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of "24" season 3, episode 18
You are now in chat room "GetBentAIM."
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JihadJimmy858 (11:28:21 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmy858 (11:28:27 PM): one more before i go to bed
JihadJimmy858 (11:28:51 PM): here we go
JihadJimmy858 (11:28:52 PM):
JihadJimmy858 (11:29:02 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (11:29:08 PM): MICHELLE DESSLER
JihadJimmy858 (11:29:43 PM): JACK BAUER
JihadJimmy858 (11:30:07 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT
JihadJimmy858 (11:30:19 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmy858 (11:30:48 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 6:00 AM AND 7:00 AM
JihadJimmy858 (11:31:44 PM): your only option is to sacrifice chapelle
JihadJimmy858 (11:34:56 PM): give her a slap on the ass... that'd be kinda funny
JihadJimmy858 (11:36:20 PM): i miss nina myers
JihadJimmy858 (11:38:19 PM): jack's whilspering
JihadJimmy858 (11:38:27 PM): Come with me. Take a seat.
JihadJimmy858 (11:40:23 PM): 06:11:28
JihadJimmy858 (11:40:28 PM): 06:15:55
JihadJimmy858 (11:41:46 PM): i like how chapelle is shitting his pants now
JihadJimmy858 (11:43:31 PM): no chance of recovery!
JihadJimmy858 (11:44:50 PM): oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
JihadJimmy858 (11:47:08 PM): oops, chapelle ran away
JihadJimmy858 (11:48:27 PM): 06:23:52
JihadJimmy858 (11:48:31 PM): 06:28:17
JihadJimmy858 (11:51:14 PM): STFU kim
JihadJimmy858 (11:52:33 PM): oh shit!
JihadJimmy858 (11:52:41 PM): he's nose hemmoraging
JihadJimmy858 (11:54:01 PM): Chapelle: Help me Jack Bauer, you're my only hope!
JihadJimmy858 (11:56:10 PM): sunrise in LA! yay!
JihadJimmy858 (11:56:41 PM): Strike Team!
JihadJimmy858 (11:57:20 PM): 06:36:03
JihadJimmy858 (11:58:56 PM): oh shit, couriers out to NY, BOS and SF with vials
JihadJimmy858 (12:01:34 AM): oh fucking sweet
JihadJimmy858 (12:01:45 AM): and then the big Ford pulls up w/more dudes
JihadJimmy858 (12:01:58 AM): not like hippies who let two minutes go by w/somebody holding open a door
JihadJimmy858 (12:03:57 AM): oh yes strike team! WTF?
JihadJimmy858 (12:04:27 AM): switching node.... relaying the calls
JihadJimmy858 (12:05:27 AM): 06:487:127
JihadJimmy858 (12:05:31 AM): 06:47:27
JihadJimmy858 (12:05:36 AM): 06:52:55
JihadJimmy858 (12:06:57 AM): wow, those pics should've been uploaded a while back, ya?
JihadJimmy858 (12:07:46 AM): wasn't it some young dude?
JihadJimmy858 (12:07:54 AM): oh i guess it was the same dude
JihadJimmy858 (12:08:02 AM): there's the black van
JihadJimmy858 (12:09:13 AM): well shit, now i kinda feel bad for chapelle too
JihadJimmy858 (12:12:02 AM): for some reason these writers have a hard on with suicides this year
JihadJimmy858 (12:12:14 AM): oh shit
JihadJimmy858 (12:12:19 AM): 07:00:00
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