PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 PM AND 11:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Looks like your Tio Jaime is running late on these 3amC's again. Don't worry. You're not reading them anyway. And unfortunately, neither are the trolls. =(
Tio J
| 3am Criticism of "24", Season 3, Episode 3 |
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| You are now in chat room "AIMBlowsDeadBear." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (9:20:23 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (9:20:32 PM): apparently, AIM doesn't have a problem with that chat room name JihadJimmy858 (9:20:48 PM): time for more 24 JihadJimmy858 (9:22:08 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (9:22:10 PM): JihadJimmy858 (9:22:19 PM): and it looks like i had to press a button JihadJimmy858 (9:22:24 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (9:22:28 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER!!! JihadJimmy858 (9:22:36 PM): (had to press a button...) JihadJimmy858 (9:22:41 PM): KIM BAUER!!! JihadJimmy858 (9:22:47 PM): (whore city) JihadJimmy858 (9:22:59 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT!!! JihadJimmy858 (9:23:15 PM): KYLE SINGER!!! JihadJimmy858 (9:23:22 PM): ooh bikini chick JihadJimmy858 (9:23:50 PM): HECTOR SALAZAR!!! JihadJimmy858 (9:24:13 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00PM AND 4:00 PM JihadJimmy858 (9:25:26 PM): crazy jack bauer! JihadJimmy858 (9:25:32 PM): he's shooting up now JihadJimmy858 (9:25:44 PM): whoops, didn't get a chance to JihadJimmy858 (9:26:43 PM): 95% lethal JihadJimmy858 (9:27:14 PM): gonna be about 8 minutes out JihadJimmy858 (9:27:21 PM): did she see his drugs? JihadJimmy858 (9:27:23 PM): rewinding JihadJimmy858 (9:29:36 PM): OK here's the deleted scene JihadJimmy858 (9:29:46 PM): ann-chick's boobs JihadJimmy858 (9:29:52 PM): and then the mexi-skank JihadJimmy858 (9:31:59 PM): 03:07:20-something? JihadJimmy858 (9:32:27 PM): aww yeah horseracing lie! JihadJimmy858 (9:34:04 PM): 03:09:43 JihadJimmy858 (9:35:25 PM): that mom's kinda MILF-y JihadJimmy858 (9:36:15 PM): ooh JihadJimmy858 (9:36:19 PM): 03:11:56 JihadJimmy858 (9:36:23 PM): 03:16:22 JihadJimmy858 (9:36:38 PM): (the bag was opened in front of a fan) JihadJimmy858 (9:37:45 PM): YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WAIT YOU STUPID C-BAG JihadJimmy858 (9:38:02 PM): 03:11:57 JihadJimmy858 (9:39:22 PM): "University" of $outhern California JihadJimmy858 (9:40:00 PM): i like how all the black people in 24 talk like white people JihadJimmy858 (9:40:44 PM): and i seem to recall this agent getting killed by the guard JihadJimmy858 (9:42:50 PM): oh yeah, the prison guard's son was kidnapped or something JihadJimmy858 (9:43:14 PM): slap her! JihadJimmy858 (9:43:21 PM): MILF-y slap! JihadJimmy858 (9:44:04 PM): the virus is out! JihadJimmy858 (9:44:11 PM): in the sewer system! JihadJimmy858 (9:44:14 PM): Level 3 Hot Zone! JihadJimmy858 (9:44:17 PM): 03:24:15 JihadJimmy858 (9:44:24 PM): 03:28:27 JihadJimmy858 (9:45:46 PM): "i'm not sherry" JihadJimmy858 (9:46:10 PM): 03:30:25 JihadJimmy858 (9:47:46 PM): 03:31:59 JihadJimmy858 (9:50:50 PM): ooh, maybe the virus was sent over in a live host? JihadJimmy858 (9:50:56 PM): 03:35:09 JihadJimmy858 (9:52:21 PM): 03:36:48 JihadJimmy858 (9:52:27 PM): 03:41:02 JihadJimmy858 (9:54:30 PM): wow. how dramatic. gotta pay some hush-money. JihadJimmy858 (9:54:33 PM): 03:43:05 JihadJimmy858 (9:54:42 PM): so dramatic that I started dozing off JihadJimmy858 (9:55:29 PM): 858-555-0103 JihadJimmy858 (9:55:42 PM): that's MILF-y's cell phone number JihadJimmy858 (9:56:28 PM): 03:45:01 JihadJimmy858 (9:58:33 PM): he's at some mall JihadJimmy858 (9:58:47 PM): MILF-y: "Please help our son!" JihadJimmy858 (9:59:22 PM): "did you do something to piss off jack?" JihadJimmy858 (10:00:03 PM): oh yeah, dumbass, touch Tony Almeida JihadJimmy858 (10:00:26 PM): 03:48:55 JihadJimmy858 (10:00:29 PM): 03:53:08 JihadJimmy858 (10:01:35 PM): you stupid C-bag, why must youalways run over to comfort your tard of a BF? JihadJimmy858 (10:02:05 PM): "The only other option is for us to stop seeing each other. blah blah blah. that's not an option" JihadJimmy858 (10:02:07 PM): dumb C JihadJimmy858 (10:02:43 PM): 03:55:34 JihadJimmy858 (10:04:41 PM): 03:46:41 JihadJimmy858 (10:04:46 PM): i mean 03:57:41 JihadJimmy858 (10:05:47 PM): "My name's Tony Almeida" JihadJimmy858 (10:06:06 PM): Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face! JihadJimmy858 (10:07:00 PM): 04:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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