I'm too lazy to find you older posts where I 3am Criticized my DVD of 24. Maybe in the future. Or you can check out the archives to your left, or even at Tio Jaime: Aleph One. In the meantime, I've gotta catch up with Season 3 while the only good thing on TV is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"i don't wanna be plugging any holes"
wow they could've cast somebody younger and hotter for Sweet Dee
wow this episode fluctuates between fuckign hilarious and turn-this-shit-off-right-the-fuck-now rather quickly
Sweet Dee = butterface
and she just adjusted himself
and Sweet Dee is ugly
and you kinda have gross hands tooand i missed the punchline becuase i fell asleep
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 7:00 PM AND 9:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
There. Some very good examples of what the 3amC is supposed to resemble.
Although if you read my 3am Criticisms of IASiP's debut season, it didn't get very good reviews here on the SHoP. I'm pleased to announce that it's sophomore season got off to a rip roaring start, and actually is the jewel of the Tio Jaime Network. And Kaitlin Olson is looking better and better. If you can, check out reruns of last week's episode where she was on steroids. And the week before, when she was a crackhead. She's pretty cute. I'm not being sarcastic here.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of the Season 3 Premiere of Fox's 24, starring JACK BAUER! |
| JihadJimmy858 (7:23:53 PM): hello dere! JihadJimmy858 (7:24:13 PM): OK so we haven't done this in a while... JihadJimmy858 (7:24:32 PM): and i think i've forgotten all of the witticisms... JihadJimmy858 (7:25:01 PM): BUT PLEASE TO BE WELCOMING THE 3AM CRITICISMS BACK TO THE SIXHERTZ HOUSE OF PAIN!!! JihadJimmy858 (7:25:30 PM): Here's the season premiere of 24, Season 3... on DVD JihadJimmy858 (7:25:36 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (7:26:12 PM): this in widescreen? JihadJimmy858 (7:26:33 PM): oops, president david palmer collapsed JihadJimmy858 (7:26:44 PM): shook assassin-chick's hand or something... JihadJimmy858 (7:26:51 PM): THREE YEARS LATER JihadJimmy858 (7:26:59 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 PM AND 2:00 PM JihadJimmy858 (7:27:02 PM): EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME JihadJimmy858 (7:27:38 PM): oops, my gyro was upside-down JihadJimmy858 (7:28:10 PM): unmarked Old School van JihadJimmy858 (7:28:30 PM): dropping off a body, setting charges JihadJimmy858 (7:29:04 PM): oh it's Jack Bauer! JihadJimmy858 (7:29:19 PM): and some little shit kid! JihadJimmy858 (7:30:02 PM): it's don somebody-or-other from Kingpin JihadJimmy858 (7:31:11 PM): pausing for more rootbeer JihadJimmy858 (7:31:56 PM): well, didn't pause it... JihadJimmy858 (7:33:20 PM): uh oh JihadJimmy858 (7:33:27 PM): he stabbed his lawyer in the neck JihadJimmy858 (7:33:35 PM): open the door! do it now! JihadJimmy858 (7:34:11 PM): hmm... what happens next is on you, Jack JihadJimmy858 (7:35:00 PM): heh, i heard the 24 ring JihadJimmy858 (7:35:05 PM): and fuck $C JihadJimmy858 (7:35:13 PM): oh it's chloe o'brien JihadJimmy858 (7:35:20 PM): i've heard of her JihadJimmy858 (7:36:56 PM): ann-chick is hotter though JihadJimmy858 (7:38:13 PM): 01:14:06 JihadJimmy858 (7:38:22 PM): "University" of $outhern California JihadJimmy858 (7:38:56 PM): Oh, it's President David Palmer! JihadJimmy858 (7:41:44 PM): oh yay kate warner JihadJimmy858 (7:44:31 PM): i keep thinking that the 24 ring is my Adium program JihadJimmy858 (7:44:37 PM): Oh, it's Kim Bauer! JihadJimmy858 (7:44:45 PM): fuck, she has shitty hair in this season JihadJimmy858 (7:45:19 PM): Las Nieves, Northern Mexico JihadJimmy858 (7:47:27 PM): right, and Kim's a fucking computer genius now JihadJimmy858 (7:48:28 PM): 01:25:20 JihadJimmy858 (7:49:39 PM): i'm gonna work on a pai gow post in the background JihadJimmy858 (7:49:58 PM): 01:26:54 JihadJimmy858 (7:51:01 PM): wow, he picked Kim in a bad-hair year JihadJimmy858 (7:51:50 PM): they sure gayed up 24 in this season JihadJimmy858 (7:53:12 PM): 01:30:06 JihadJimmy858 (7:53:48 PM): who is that mom? JihadJimmy858 (7:54:14 PM): was she the bank teller in The Girl Next Door? JihadJimmy858 (8:00:05 PM): 01:38:00 JihadJimmy858 (8:05:44 PM): 01:44:42 JihadJimmy858 (8:06:55 PM): the correct response is: "you wanna know what real Hurt is?" JihadJimmy858 (8:07:44 PM): 01:46:41 JihadJimmy858 (8:08:23 PM): ooh bikini-chicks JihadJimmy858 (8:11:23 PM): "It's just gonna be another one of those days..." JihadJimmy858 (8:11:25 PM): heh, no shit JihadJimmy858 (8:11:40 PM): ooh Presidential Jungle Fever, eh? JihadJimmy858 (8:11:51 PM): 01:52:45 JihadJimmy858 (8:16:59 PM): oh yes JihadJimmy858 (8:17:02 PM): 02:00:00 |
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