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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


I don't even know where I got the name Tits McGhee. If somebody can remind me, I'd be much obliged.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

"24", Day 3, Episode 20
You are now in chat room "AIMStillSucks."
JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmy858 (9:08:25 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmy858 (9:08:36 PM): OK more 24, and i'm gonna work out in the background in a bit...
JihadJimmy858 (9:08:45 PM): here we go
JihadJimmy858 (9:08:48 PM):
JihadJimmy858 (9:08:55 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (9:09:06 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmy858 (9:09:30 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT
JihadJimmy858 (9:10:32 PM): the screencap for Jane Saunders... Jane Ann Saunders in Pacific Palisades, CA
JihadJimmy858 (9:10:48 PM): like i was saying... COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT
JihadJimmy858 (9:10:56 PM): KIM BAUER
JihadJimmy858 (9:11:20 PM): JACK BAUER!
JihadJimmy858 (9:11:47 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 AM AND 9:00 AM.
JihadJimmy858 (9:12:55 PM): goddam T-Bird. rewinding
JihadJimmy858 (9:14:45 PM): ooh yeah more Jane-time!
JihadJimmy858 (9:15:54 PM): ooh hi there Tits McGhee
JihadJimmy858 (9:16:43 PM): damn, she has Tig ol Bitties
JihadJimmy858 (9:20:34 PM): oh and now she has a phone number
JihadJimmy858 (9:22:07 PM): in-time 08:14:51
JihadJimmy858 (9:27:08 PM): oh shit, release San Francisco!
JihadJimmy858 (9:28:57 PM): oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!
JihadJimmy858 (9:31:33 PM): oh of course. ann-chick doesn't have this deadly virus
JihadJimmy858 (9:32:44 PM): maybe excessive whispering builds up an immunity to the Cordelia Virus
JihadJimmy858 (9:40:58 PM): wonderful, drag more family members into this
JihadJimmy858 (9:46:15 PM): right, a train just happens to stop Kim's car
JihadJimmy858 (9:51:44 PM): oops, they have Ann-chick. and her twins
JihadJimmy858 (9:52:52 PM): almost stabbed ann-chick's eye out
JihadJimmy858 (9:54:41 PM): 09:00:00
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