PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam
dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
maybe slap him around, michelle dessler-style?
"I'm not taking this action because THE SKY IS FALLING..."
oh sweet! it's the whore wife from OVER * THERE
yeah, right Tits McGhee, try to lawyer up on Jack Bauer
oh dude, pull a gun on Tits McGhee!
oh yeah, i like how the oriental CTU-dude is named "Baker"
I like you Tits McGhee. I shall cheer for you.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 PM AND 10:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
I love it when JACK BAUER goes nuts and threatens to kill innocent civilians. I love it even more when this innocent civilian is a butterface with a nice rack. Probably has nice legs too.
Although weren't we all somewhat disappointed when we found out that the mini-terrorists weren't actually dead? Oh... was that just me? Eh.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of "24" Day 3, Episode 23 |
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| You are now in chat room "SBCCanEatMyYummyFeces." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (8:45:03 PM): hello dere! JihadJimmy858 (8:45:25 PM): oh fucking sweet, they captured Stephen Sauders, and Tits McGhee is alive, nubile, and well JihadJimmy858 (8:45:39 PM): only two more! JihadJimmy858 (8:45:42 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (8:46:06 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (8:46:11 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (8:46:36 PM): TONY ALMEIDA JihadJimmy858 (8:46:55 PM): ooh, run Tits McGhee! JihadJimmy858 (8:47:03 PM): JACK BAUER!!! JihadJimmy858 (8:47:30 PM): the tail of that helicopter took a shit pretty quickly JihadJimmy858 (8:47:40 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 11:00 AM AND 12:00 PM. JihadJimmy858 (8:48:29 PM): forget about the 11 vials, show more of Tits McGhee JihadJimmy858 (8:49:57 PM): dude, it's like you're daring JACK BAUER to break you in under an hour JihadJimmy858 (8:50:09 PM): oh yes, are you finally gonna torture Tits McGhee? JihadJimmy858 (8:50:38 PM): ooh hi Tits JihadJimmy858 (8:50:45 PM): go gauchos JihadJimmy858 (8:52:24 PM): kill your own daughter! JihadJimmy858 (8:52:30 PM): that'll get JACK's attention JihadJimmy858 (8:52:49 PM): ooh yeah i love it when she runs JihadJimmy858 (8:54:48 PM): deleted scene? JihadJimmy858 (8:57:06 PM): oh sweet, he's gonna put Tits McGhee in the Chandler Plaza! JihadJimmy858 (8:57:13 PM): dude, JACK BAUER is rad JihadJimmy858 (8:58:12 PM): LOL that's cooler than when he pretended to kill the terrorist's sons JihadJimmy858 (8:58:30 PM): THAT WAS FUCKING SWEET JihadJimmy858 (8:59:02 PM): 11:14:31 JihadJimmy858 (8:59:08 PM): 11:18:44 JihadJimmy858 (9:06:41 PM): sweet! tactical feed from San Francisco! JihadJimmy858 (9:06:54 PM): 11:26:41 JihadJimmy858 (9:07:00 PM): 11:30:55 JihadJimmy858 (9:09:23 PM): "I wanna be your wife again!" JihadJimmy858 (9:10:53 PM): yay, they're back together again! maybe? JihadJimmy858 (9:11:04 PM): uh oh JihadJimmy858 (9:11:50 PM): oh no! they're not getting back together =( JihadJimmy858 (9:12:46 PM): well duh, there's a safe JihadJimmy858 (9:13:34 PM): Seattle, Las Vegas are secured... Denver? JihadJimmy858 (9:15:09 PM): 11:38:24 JihadJimmy858 (9:15:13 PM): 11:42:39 JihadJimmy858 (9:17:32 PM): well duh it's on the subway JihadJimmy858 (9:18:27 PM): oh sweet, they're going in undercover at the Metro station JihadJimmy858 (9:18:43 PM): oh shit, they're goosed, Nosferatu-chick is coming back JihadJimmy858 (9:20:40 PM): ooh Maggie the Cat is calling... gotta pause the episode JihadJimmy858 (10:02:44 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:03:08 PM): OK looks like she and I are going fishing this weekend? that's safer than gambling. Fish don't know how to play Pai Gow Poker. I hope. JihadJimmy858 (10:03:29 PM): let's get back to the episode... Sherry Palmer is getting back home, but they've opened the safe! JihadJimmy858 (10:03:41 PM): WE NOW RETURN YOU TO REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING JihadJimmy858 (10:03:42 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:04:40 PM): oh shit, it's not there JihadJimmy858 (10:05:05 PM): oh she saw wayne JihadJimmy858 (10:05:10 PM): shoot her! JihadJimmy858 (10:05:41 PM): Oh man, I just punched Sherry Palmer in the face! JihadJimmy858 (10:05:54 PM): medicine was taped to the small of her back JihadJimmy858 (10:06:07 PM): uh oh, they're not finished... in the deleted scene JihadJimmy858 (10:06:36 PM): "she's a loose end" JihadJimmy858 (10:07:11 PM): 11:47:47 JihadJimmy858 (10:07:19 PM): 11:52:03 JihadJimmy858 (10:07:33 PM): another deleted scene! JihadJimmy858 (10:08:23 PM): all those guys in jackets? that's not suspicious? JihadJimmy858 (10:09:12 PM): sister is calling JihadJimmy858 (10:09:44 PM): standby JihadJimmy858 (10:09:46 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:21:56 PM): OK JihadJimmy858 (10:21:57 PM): back JihadJimmy858 (10:22:05 PM): gonna finish this episode JihadJimmy858 (10:22:13 PM): but lemme get some pizza first JihadJimmy858 (10:23:36 PM): OK it's in the oven JihadJimmy858 (10:23:40 PM): let's do this JihadJimmy858 (10:23:41 PM): JihadJimmy858 (10:24:22 PM): oh and here's the virus train JihadJimmy858 (10:26:40 PM): oh get that motherfucker JihadJimmy858 (10:26:53 PM): LOL jack kicked his legs JihadJimmy858 (10:27:28 PM): huh? JihadJimmy858 (10:27:33 PM): oops JihadJimmy858 (10:27:41 PM): just a transmitter JihadJimmy858 (10:27:58 PM): uh oh, goldigger-chick JihadJimmy858 (10:28:15 PM): whoa fuck JihadJimmy858 (10:28:29 PM): black chick on black chick violence JihadJimmy858 (10:29:56 PM): no shooty? JihadJimmy858 (10:30:01 PM): oh yes shooty JihadJimmy858 (10:30:06 PM): double shooty, in fact JihadJimmy858 (10:30:20 PM): uh oh wayne-shooty? JihadJimmy858 (10:30:26 PM): oh no that was a self-shooty JihadJimmy858 (10:32:05 PM): 12:00:00 JihadJimmy858 (10:32:22 PM): OK one more hour to find the last vial JihadJimmy858 (10:32:35 PM): as Alf would say, "No Problem!" JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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