PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 PM AND 3:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Again, I'd like to point out that my misogyny didn't develop until I left my all-boys school for a public, co-ed one. You'd think it'd be the other way around, what with being surrounded by God Fearing Catholics, right?
Not so. The Jesuits were very progressive. We saw our motto go from "Men for others" to "Men and women for others". We also had pagan ceremonies-- sometimes in place of a Catholic mass, sometimes during a Catholic mass.
Anycrap, the point is that I've been laughing out loud whenever Nina Myers is punched/kicked in the face. Or in this episode, shot. And shot. And shot. And shot. I like her and want to be molested by her (in a Jetta), but it's somewhat satisfying to see her get the crap kicked out of her. Maybe it's the Jack Bauer angle? I hope so.
And the 3amC doesn't really do justice to these endings sometimes. But don't take my word for it-- check it out and see for yourself!
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of "24", season 3, episode 14 |
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| You are now in chat room "AIMSucksJustNotRightNow." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (5:36:36 PM): hello dere JihadJimmy858 (5:38:03 PM): OK and apple DVD is still sucking. JihadJimmy858 (5:38:41 PM): actually, yeah, Apple DVD player sucks more than AIM and kim bauer combined JihadJimmy858 (5:41:51 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (5:41:52 PM): JihadJimmy858 (5:42:04 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (5:42:07 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (5:42:20 PM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (5:42:31 PM): MICHAEL AMADOR JihadJimmy858 (5:42:42 PM): SHERRY PALMER!!! JihadJimmy858 (5:43:14 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 AM AND 3:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (5:44:11 PM): and Sarah Clarke as Nina Myers JihadJimmy858 (5:45:02 PM): "gosh chase, i think she's kinda pissed" JihadJimmy858 (5:46:22 PM): a lot of CTU-bitchiness going around this season JihadJimmy858 (5:50:47 PM): LOL Kim giving the evil eye to Nina Myers JihadJimmy858 (5:51:23 PM): 02:09:0-something JihadJimmy858 (5:51:25 PM): 02:13:37 JihadJimmy858 (5:58:00 PM): right, and she's gonna keep her eyes in the same exact position the whole interrogation JihadJimmy858 (5:58:20 PM): "first jack, now you. what does that remind me of?" JihadJimmy858 (6:05:58 PM): 02:22:54 JihadJimmy858 (6:06:01 PM): 02:27:05 JihadJimmy858 (6:10:07 PM): dude! it's the mom from Terminator 2!!! JihadJimmy858 (6:10:21 PM): she was cute in a white trashy way back then JihadJimmy858 (6:14:29 PM): 02:33:33 JihadJimmy858 (6:14:34 PM): 02:38:07 JihadJimmy858 (6:16:12 PM): heh, i forgot JihadJimmy858 (6:16:33 PM): the foster father in T2 was Xander Berkeley.... George Mason!!! JihadJimmy858 (6:17:44 PM): she was up for Tasha Yar on ST:TNG JihadJimmy858 (6:17:51 PM): (the T2 chick) JihadJimmy858 (6:23:09 PM): that was fast.. nosferatu-chick fessed up about being at the black dude's place JihadJimmy858 (6:25:04 PM): "all richards does is inflict pain. there's no way for her to manipulate him." JihadJimmy858 (6:25:35 PM): 02:48:28 JihadJimmy858 (6:25:42 PM): dude, don't uncuff Nina Myers JihadJimmy858 (6:25:43 PM): 02:52:41 JihadJimmy858 (6:28:33 PM): oops, maybe she really is hurt JihadJimmy858 (6:28:40 PM): that's a lot of bloodage JihadJimmy858 (6:28:57 PM): maybe she needs her blouse removed JihadJimmy858 (6:29:19 PM): oh shit, you're all gonna die JihadJimmy858 (6:29:51 PM): oh, see? JihadJimmy858 (6:29:56 PM): **klaxon** JihadJimmy858 (6:29:58 PM): **klaxon** JihadJimmy858 (6:30:08 PM): LOL they're all dead JihadJimmy858 (6:30:34 PM): i've never laughed so heartily at so much CTU carnage JihadJimmy858 (6:31:04 PM): dude, stupid kim... oh that's a great idea. you chase after Nina Myers JihadJimmy858 (6:32:04 PM): LOL it was jack! JihadJimmy858 (6:32:16 PM): again with the laughing whenever Jack abuses Nina JihadJimmy858 (6:33:02 PM): LOL "no you don't." JihadJimmy858 (6:33:06 PM): blam blam blam JihadJimmy858 (6:33:13 PM): 03:00:00 JihadJimmy858 (6:33:27 PM): oh shit, that was the coolest ending for 24 ever JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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