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Sunday, July 23, 2006

hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 AM AND 2:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


Look who's back! She's dreamy...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Episode 9, "24" Season 3
You are now in chat room "EatMeAIM."
JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmy858 (12:15:08 AM): hello dere!
JihadJimmy858 (12:15:19 AM): you up for some 24?
JihadJimmy858 (12:15:31 AM): if ya smelllllll what the Tio Jaime is cookin
JihadJimmy858 (12:16:16 AM): although i'm gonna be cleaning up in the background, and not all snarking, all the time
JihadJimmy858 (12:19:03 AM): dude, is that nina myers? because thanks for the spoiler. cockmasters.
JihadJimmy858 (12:19:17 AM): here we go
JihadJimmy858 (12:19:18 AM):
JihadJimmy858 (12:19:31 AM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (12:19:40 AM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmy858 (12:19:56 AM): JACK BAUER
JihadJimmy858 (12:20:19 AM): (CRAZY MEXI-UGLY CHICK)
JihadJimmy858 (12:20:34 AM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT
JihadJimmy858 (12:20:48 AM): CHASE EDMUNDS
JihadJimmy858 (12:20:53 AM): (i hate that fucker)
JihadJimmy858 (12:21:25 AM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00PM AND 10:00 PM.
JihadJimmy858 (12:22:37 AM): ha ha, so much for the no questions
JihadJimmy858 (12:23:25 AM): so the president won't negotiate with terrorists, but he'll succumb to reporters?
JihadJimmy858 (12:24:21 AM): Tony's getting all pissy-whispery
JihadJimmy858 (12:26:32 AM): 09:07:14
JihadJimmy858 (12:27:09 AM): nice dress, ugly mexi-chick
JihadJimmy858 (12:27:59 AM): yeah, you selfish mexi-chick
JihadJimmy858 (12:30:10 AM): ouch
JihadJimmy858 (12:30:13 AM): shovel to the face
JihadJimmy858 (12:33:08 AM): "waaaa! you don't have to be sarcastic, chloe!"
JihadJimmy858 (12:34:02 AM): ooh wow, kim outsmarted Tony
JihadJimmy858 (12:34:16 AM): Delta-seven-two-three-Bravo
JihadJimmy858 (12:34:26 AM): 09:18:49
JihadJimmy858 (12:35:12 AM): Allan Milliken?
JihadJimmy858 (12:35:17 AM): another black dude
JihadJimmy858 (12:37:31 AM): 09:22:02
JihadJimmy858 (12:39:15 AM): another virus buyer!
JihadJimmy858 (12:39:30 AM): is it Don Miguel from NBC's Kingpin
JihadJimmy858 (12:39:34 AM): oh it's gonna be Nina Myers
JihadJimmy858 (12:39:38 AM): Nina Myers
JihadJimmy858 (12:40:21 AM): oh she's looking good
JihadJimmy858 (12:41:25 AM): 09:25:52
JihadJimmy858 (12:41:31 AM): 09:30:05
JihadJimmy858 (12:44:19 AM): all of these black people don't sound black
JihadJimmy858 (12:46:26 AM): well good that PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER trusts his brother. We all know how well his judgment has been in the past
JihadJimmy858 (12:47:09 AM): it could be, Kim, that you are a retard
JihadJimmy858 (12:47:21 AM): now she's some CTU-hotshit? whatever
JihadJimmy858 (12:47:55 AM): hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
JihadJimmy858 (12:49:08 AM): that's comforting. leave your life in the hands of an ugly mexi-chick
JihadJimmy858 (12:50:10 AM): 09:38:52
JihadJimmy858 (12:50:14 AM): 09:43:05
JihadJimmy858 (12:51:31 AM): and again, leave your lives in the hands of your ugly mexi-chick daughter.
JihadJimmy858 (12:52:25 AM): yeah, and getting shot was a mistake, i suppose
JihadJimmy858 (12:57:15 AM): well OK now Tony's pissed
JihadJimmy858 (12:57:19 AM): not whispering anymore
JihadJimmy858 (12:57:42 AM): perhaps your racially ambiguous wife needs a spanking
JihadJimmy858 (12:57:50 AM): 09:50:52
JihadJimmy858 (12:57:56 AM): 09:55:05
JihadJimmy858 (1:00:06 AM): nina bid $240 million, jack's mexicans only bid $225
JihadJimmy858 (1:01:22 AM): 09:58:00
JihadJimmy858 (1:03:11 AM): "let's play this out a little longer
JihadJimmy858 (1:03:16 AM): 10:00:00
JihadJimmy858 (1:03:34 AM): Sarah Clarke as Nina Myers!
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