PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...
"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 PM AND 3:00 PM.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
If all the whiny-bitchiness in Season 3 wasn't enough, they put a baby in CTU. And then for that extra Maury Povich flavor, the baby's father is supposed to garner some kind of response out of you Little Brains out there.
Unfortunately, this Little Brain prepping this post for the SHoP devoted two post titles to the baby. There's a little bit of Little Brain in all of us I suppose...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of "24", season 3, episode 13 |
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| You are now in chat room "EatMeRawAIM." JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room. JihadJimmy858 (1:21:27 PM): hello dere! JihadJimmy858 (1:21:42 PM): more 3am Criticism of 24, Season 3 JihadJimmy858 (1:22:05 PM): just finished 12am-1am, but i was falling asleep during the last few minutes, so i'm gonna watch those first... JihadJimmy858 (1:42:38 PM): OK looks like i didn't miss anything JihadJimmy858 (1:42:49 PM): so here's the 3amC of episode 13 JihadJimmy858 (1:43:38 PM): here we go JihadJimmy858 (1:43:40 PM): JihadJimmy858 (1:43:57 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24 JihadJimmy858 (1:44:00 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER JihadJimmy858 (1:44:19 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT JihadJimmy858 (1:44:47 PM): the chloe baby story line is about as entertaining as the Teri amnesia story in Season One JihadJimmy858 (1:44:48 PM): JACK BAUER JihadJimmy858 (1:45:10 PM): MICHAEL AMADOR JihadJimmy858 (1:45:40 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 1:00 AM AND 2:00 AM. JihadJimmy858 (1:45:51 PM): goin to find Nina! JihadJimmy858 (1:46:31 PM): "and Sarah Clarke as Nina Myers!" JihadJimmy858 (1:48:21 PM): LOL why do i like it when Jack hits Nina in the face? JihadJimmy858 (1:50:16 PM): is chloe getting two-checked? JihadJimmy858 (1:52:27 PM): wow, i think this chloe-baby story is where 24 jumps the shark JihadJimmy858 (1:57:32 PM): some dude named marcus in LA wants the virus JihadJimmy858 (1:57:35 PM): 01:16:36 JihadJimmy858 (2:00:14 PM): and somehow they're on the C-130 already JihadJimmy858 (2:02:06 PM): "and if it was loaded" JihadJimmy858 (2:02:21 PM): ha ha, chase is mad that jack almost killed him. what a little girl JihadJimmy858 (2:04:43 PM): Marcus Frederick Alvers, wannabe terrorist JihadJimmy858 (2:06:19 PM): uh oh, bitch-ass nina! she crashed the CTU system! JihadJimmy858 (2:06:23 PM): oh i like her JihadJimmy858 (2:06:48 PM): "you just triggered a worm that's gonna bring down agency connectivity" JihadJimmy858 (2:07:04 PM): well duh, of course she leveraged so you wouldn't kill her JihadJimmy858 (2:07:10 PM): 01:25:03 JihadJimmy858 (2:07:15 PM): 01:29:17 JihadJimmy858 (2:08:16 PM): aww yeah "now is not the time to take Chloe out of play" JihadJimmy858 (2:10:18 PM): chloe's kind of a weird chick... but i liked her in "Dude, Where's My Car?" JihadJimmy858 (2:18:48 PM): 01:36:50 JihadJimmy858 (2:18:52 PM): 01:41:03 JihadJimmy858 (2:19:45 PM): "It's sad that I have to do this knowing that you and Kim stabbed me in the back." JihadJimmy858 (2:20:00 PM): oops, what friend, Chloe JihadJimmy858 (2:20:16 PM): 01:42:23 JihadJimmy858 (2:20:25 PM): oops, 01:42:22 JihadJimmy858 (2:20:58 PM): 206 area code! JihadJimmy858 (2:25:41 PM): dude, this is stupid. now Nosferatu-chick gave him a heart attack? JihadJimmy858 (2:25:42 PM): whoa JihadJimmy858 (2:25:57 PM): tha'ts uncool JihadJimmy858 (2:38:51 PM): FUCK YOU KIM WHY MUST YOU ASK SO MANY STUPID QUESTIONS? JihadJimmy858 (2:39:03 PM): oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending. JihadJimmy858 (2:39:06 PM): 02:00:00 JihadJimmy858 has left the chat room. |
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