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Sunday, July 23, 2006

OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 AM AND 4:00 AM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


Thus endeth Act One. The Salazars are all mexi-dead, and now CTU must pursue some Ukrainian with a virus. Nina Myers is still loose somewhere, too.

Was falling asleep again around the time the Delta Forces were trying to get the virus, so I'll probably watch that part again before the next episode...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of "24", Season 3, Episode 12
You are now in chat room "HurtMeBadNinaMyersOohMomma."
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JihadJimmy858 (2:50:37 AM): hello dere
JihadJimmy858 (2:50:46 AM): OK one more. gonna finish off disc 3
JihadJimmy858 (2:51:05 AM): oh yes, deleted scenes!
JihadJimmy858 (2:51:08 AM): here we go
JihadJimmy858 (2:51:09 AM):
JihadJimmy858 (2:51:14 AM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (2:51:20 AM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmy858 (2:51:35 AM): "psychopathic ex-wife"
JihadJimmy858 (2:51:41 AM): MICHAEL AMADOR
JihadJimmy858 (2:52:00 AM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT
JihadJimmy858 (2:52:19 AM): CHASE EDMUNDS
JihadJimmy858 (2:52:31 AM): JACK BAUER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (2:53:00 AM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 12:00 AM AND 1:00 AM.
JihadJimmy858 (2:53:21 AM): ann-chick's twins!
JihadJimmy858 (2:56:06 AM): cold-blooded shit
JihadJimmy858 (3:03:04 AM): OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
JihadJimmy858 (3:04:37 AM): ha ha, pablo was being held at knifepoint
JihadJimmy858 (3:05:21 AM): 12:12:11
JihadJimmy858 (3:05:24 AM): 12:16:26
JihadJimmy858 (3:06:37 AM): oh hi kim kleavage
JihadJimmy858 (3:07:46 AM): this is stupid
JihadJimmy858 (3:07:57 AM): get rid of the stupid baby already
JihadJimmy858 (3:08:44 AM): 12:18:22
JihadJimmy858 (3:11:28 AM): milliken paid hush-money to some dad to keep quiet about killing his daughter
JihadJimmy858 (3:13:42 AM): 12:23:16
JihadJimmy858 (3:13:46 AM): 12:27:29
JihadJimmy858 (3:14:18 AM): WTF? stupid kim and some stupid B-story?!?
JihadJimmy858 (3:17:25 AM): uh oh, starting to fall asleep
JihadJimmy858 (3:19:41 AM): something happened to blood-money dad?
JihadJimmy858 (3:20:13 AM): heh, old people
JihadJimmy858 (3:22:27 AM): 12:35:41
JihadJimmy858 (3:22:31 AM): 12:39:54
JihadJimmy858 (3:24:29 AM): Krazy Khloe!
JihadJimmy858 (3:24:56 AM): a lot of goddam tattling in this season
JihadJimmy858 (3:29:10 AM): ramon salazar took it from a sniper!
JihadJimmy858 (3:29:23 AM): did nina take the virus?
JihadJimmy858 (3:30:03 AM): ramon has the virus!
JihadJimmy858 (3:30:17 AM): 12:47:52
JihadJimmy858 (3:30:21 AM): 12:52:05
JihadJimmy858 (3:33:57 AM): bomb go boom?
JihadJimmy858 (3:34:41 AM): amador switched vials?
JihadJimmy858 (3:36:42 AM): somebody ambushed the delta team
JihadJimmy858 (3:40:06 AM): OK falling asleep, but this amador guy still has the virus
JihadJimmy858 (3:40:10 AM): 01:00:00
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