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Sunday, July 23, 2006

dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SHoP...

"It's just gonna be another one of those days..."
How wonderful it must be for you never to have to listen to the men around you who are much smarter than you are.
Oh man, I just shot Tony Almeida in the face!
i don't like that creepy spanish mole fag
CTU: San Andreas
wouldn't that have been cool if he'd hanged himself, and surprise! no virus!
and now Jack's armed. get some
ahh, apparently it's the Ukrainians who have a virus, not some wacky Mexicans
hey look, there's my Willing Suspension of Disbelief flying away...
Oh man, I just shot Chase Edmunds in the hand!
realize, stupid kim, that you wouldn't hate Nina Myers and her hotness if you hadn't been stupid in Season One
OK i'm sorry. this is a stupider B-story. That's not chloe's kid?
oh wonderful, Chase is the father. what a stupid ending.
LOL "no you don't." / blam blam blam

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 6:00 PM AND 8:00 PM.

EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.


Getting closer to caught-up. And Season 3 is almost done, thank God. This season has had some of the best endings, but also some of the stupidest. This baby thing is right up there with Teri's amnesia.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of 24, Episode 15, Season 3
You are now in chat room "EatMyPooAIM."
JihadJimmy858 has entered the chat room.

JihadJimmy858 (6:58:03 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmy858 (6:58:27 PM): more 24 for you
JihadJimmy858 (6:58:29 PM): here we go
JihadJimmy858 (6:58:30 PM):
JihadJimmy858 (6:58:33 PM): PREVIOUSLY ON 24
JihadJimmy858 (6:58:40 PM): PRESIDENT DAVID PALMER
JihadJimmy858 (6:58:57 PM): (and why lead off your recaps w/the B-story?)
JihadJimmy858 (6:59:04 PM): COUNTER TERRORIST UNIT
JihadJimmy858 (6:59:18 PM): JACK BAUER!!!
JihadJimmy858 (6:59:31 PM): NINA MYERS!!!
JihadJimmy858 (6:59:49 PM): **KLAXON**
JihadJimmy858 (7:00:14 PM): You don't have anymore useful information, do you Nina? No you don't.
JihadJimmy858 (7:00:25 PM): THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 3:00 AM AND 4:00 AM.
JihadJimmy858 (7:01:00 PM): oh shit, she really is dead?
JihadJimmy858 (7:01:03 PM): that's not cool
JihadJimmy858 (7:03:25 PM): oh just STFU stupid kim
JihadJimmy858 (7:04:18 PM): haven't seen the spanish mole fag in a while...
JihadJimmy858 (7:05:01 PM): don't want maximum casualties? only want to send a message?
JihadJimmy858 (7:11:03 PM): 03:11:37
JihadJimmy858 (7:11:12 PM): 03:15:53
JihadJimmy858 (7:13:13 PM): Strike Team!
JihadJimmy858 (7:14:17 PM): wonderful, have we forgotten completely about this stupid baby nonsense?
JihadJimmy858 (7:15:08 PM): yeah right you wouldn't have been there in the first place! you were the one banging the ugly wife
JihadJimmy858 (7:15:11 PM): ugly golddigger
JihadJimmy858 (7:16:54 PM): why would the police come out for a heart attack
JihadJimmy858 (7:19:29 PM): oh now jack should talk about the baby
JihadJimmy858 (7:19:30 PM): wonderful
JihadJimmy858 (7:21:46 PM): 03:30:14
JihadJimmy858 (7:21:51 PM): (no out-time)
JihadJimmy858 (7:26:55 PM): they shot the oriental dude
JihadJimmy858 (7:27:02 PM): FLASH BANG!
JihadJimmy858 (7:27:09 PM): FUCK YOU MICHAEL AMADOR
JihadJimmy858 (7:27:31 PM): 03:36:11
JihadJimmy858 (7:27:37 PM): 03:40:24
JihadJimmy858 (7:29:46 PM): "when he comes to, do it again"
JihadJimmy858 (7:31:21 PM): Chandler Plaza Hotel on Wilshire
JihadJimmy858 (7:31:34 PM): hello? stupid DVD player
JihadJimmy858 (7:34:12 PM): 03:46:41
JihadJimmy858 (7:34:17 PM): 03:50:57
JihadJimmy858 (7:34:44 PM): hey it's the spanish mole fag!
JihadJimmy858 (7:37:41 PM): good thing that CTU is relying on hotel security to provide secure perimeters
JihadJimmy858 (7:37:43 PM): WTF
JihadJimmy858 (7:38:18 PM): oh yes and michelle's going rogue
JihadJimmy858 (7:38:24 PM): and so is her away team, apparently
JihadJimmy858 (7:38:59 PM): oh, crazy shit!
JihadJimmy858 (7:39:46 PM): the dealie's gonna be HVAC-ed through the hotel!
JihadJimmy858 (7:40:00 PM): oh ann-chick is hot with a gun
JihadJimmy858 (7:40:44 PM): oh that was hot
JihadJimmy858 (7:41:13 PM): why do i want Reiko Aylseworth to beat the crap out of me
JihadJimmy858 (7:41:33 PM): ooh central ventilation unit
JihadJimmy858 (7:42:00 PM): dude, spanish mole fag! don't you go dying on us!
JihadJimmy858 (7:42:34 PM): go spanish mole fag!
JihadJimmy858 (7:42:46 PM): WTF? are you retarded?
JihadJimmy858 (7:43:05 PM): oh shit
JihadJimmy858 (7:43:08 PM): oh double shit!
JihadJimmy858 (7:43:17 PM): oh super shit
JihadJimmy858 (7:43:20 PM): 04:00:00
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