THE FOLLOWING CHAT TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 2:00 AM AND 3:00 AM ON TIO JAIME'S SISTER'S BIRTHDAY.
EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME.
Ahh, sweet sweet poop-can. Try to avoid it at all costs. The alternative is somewhat trite, but stick to the oft-referred-to Whoop-Ass.
| you opened the poop-can |
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| 2:23 AM SixH: [RACIAL INVECTIVE]!!!! TioJ: que es el dealio? SixH: I could ask you the same question. TioJ: brb TioJ: dumpcon 2 SixH: heh 2:25 AM TioJ: false alarm TioJ: second one today TioJ: was just a huge fart SixH: jesus christ, dude. Get some fiber. TioJ: huh? TioJ: what does that have to do w/farting? SixH: you're all clogged up, man. SixH: you need to clean out the insides. SixH: colon blow, dude. TioJ: umm TioJ: i think i'm just abnormally gaseous SixH: ok, fair 'nuff. SixH: =D TioJ: i mean, i'm not eating any less fiber than i usually do TioJ: and on a normal day i usually crap twice SixH: ok, dude. I'm not a doctor. TioJ: hey TioJ: you opened the poop-can SixH: I think I'll take some fiber right now. 2:30 AM TioJ: and as such, you must reap the consequences |
Dear SixHertz,
Don't Fear the Reaper.
Love,
Tiö Jaime
| sounds like a sweet-assed satur-dee night |
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| SixH: I feel all shitty-like inside. SixH: haha TiöJ: so what're you doing @ 230am, besides making me talk unnecessarily about pooping? TiöJ: which, might I add, is a rarity... me not wanting to talk about pooping SixH: using quicken. SixH: takin' care of bidness. TiöJ: sounds like a sweet-assed satur-dee night SixH: oh baby. get some ho's over here and let's get bizzaaayy! |
Just wanted to isolate that bit for you all to read. And interestingly, the next morning's Mallard Fillmore touched upon SixH's typo above. I'm not sniping, just wanting to point out that yes, even we your SHoP Overlords (and one Overlady?) make mistakes from time to time. [cough]lordvoldemegan[/cough]Although upon further review, the quarterback made the comments in a ebonics-mocking manner. The apostrophic error was not made accidentally but on purpose. The ruling on the field is therefore reversed to "Intentional Sarcasm." First down, SixHertz.
| have you gotten glares? |
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| TiöJ: sorry i'm not my normal zany Tio Jaime self... i have one emm-effer of a headache TiöJ: and i'm wondering if it has anything to do w/the Skoal SixH: oh shite. SixH: you are dipping? regularly now? TiöJ: well, shit, no. only on Fri-dee and Satur-dee nights TiöJ: i don't think i'm addicted or anything... SixH: hah SixH: right. SixH: that's bloody disgusting. TiöJ: what is? SixH: you're going to get cysts on the inside of your mouth. SixH: or is it mint snuff? 2:35 AM TiöJ: no it's bona fide tobacco... but it's only on the weekends TiöJ: and i use copious Longs generic mouthwash afterwards SixH: jeebus, dude. SixH: you need to move to a bona-fide red state now. SixH: You be a filipino redneck. TiöJ: it's more fun this way TiöJ: blue state leftist pussies don't particularly like it when i spit in the street right in front of them while they're having dinner in their San Francisco restaurants SixH: have you gotten glares? TiöJ: not so much glares as grimaces SixH: hah TiöJ: fuck 'em TiöJ: buncha hypocritical bastards SixH: agreed. |
I like how SixH has adopted some British flava' in his exclamations.
| God, I love it when their shit backfires on themselves |
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| 2:40 AM TiöJ: i still want to have a Guerilla Republican propaganda blitz centered around CINDY SHEEHAN: THE LEFT PREYS ON YOUR STUPIDITY TiöJ: CINDY SHEEHAN: THE LEFT'S FIFI OF THE MONTH SixH: I'm amazed it took the left so long to find its patsy. SixH: and such an asinine one at that. TiöJ: well, they've been trying TiöJ: Pablo Parades TiöJ: just like cindy sheehan, once they used up their 15 minutes and usefulness to the Democrats TiöJ: the Left pulled a Tio J and said "fuck em" SixH: Pablo was just an idiot showoff that tried to gain fame by getting out of a deployment. SixH: if he was a she, he would've gotten pregnant, like a lot of female sailors. TiöJ: absolutely TiöJ: if the Left really gave a fuck about him, they'd be out in force every weeekend 2:45 AM TiöJ: they don't care TiöJ: at least as Republicans, we've come to grips with and are not ashamed of our cold, callous lack of caring SixH: it's like they're throwing a bunch of thumbtacks hoping for a couple to stick on the wall. TiöJ: part of the fun of being republican TiöJ: keep throwing, you fuckers... it's all just riccocheting back into your racist, anti-semitic eyes TiöJ: God, I love it when their shit backfires on themselves TiöJ: it's a gimme! we just sit here in the flatulent comfort of our homes TiöJ: they try some shit SixH: I got my soluable fiber RIGHT HERE! TiöJ: which bites them in their asses |
SixH is trying a double reverse option back to the poop. No such luck for him. And a crapload of non-scatological good fortune for you, Citizen SHoPper.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
| oh wait, is Accessory to Murder still a felony? |
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| SixH: I liked what I saw on one of the blogrolled sites... TiöJ: what's that SixH: standby... SixH: http://egyptiansandmonkey.blogspot.com/ TiöJ: i just read the post title, already i like where this is going SixH: that dude wants to kill her. 2:50 AM TiöJ: fuck dude, i'll drive him to vacaville TiöJ: drop him off, head over to Cache Creek TiöJ: play some California Craps TiöJ: oh wait, is Accessory to Murder still a felony? SixH: umm, I'm not sure, but I'm willing to bet it's something that stays on the record. TiöJ: hmm TiöJ: in combination w/my unpaid parking tickets, that'll probably end up badly for your Tio J |
Sick San Francisco and Oakland and then San Francisco (again) jack-booted parking bastards. Go to Hell. And take your telemarketer night-jobs with you.
| falling asleep here @ the keyboard |
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| TiöJ: oh sweet! DNC chair Howard Dean is tied in to this Cindy Sheehan bullcrap SixH: each time I read smithantics I want to shoot a liberal in the face. TiöJ: aww yeah that article was from KGO! 2:55 AM TiöJ: home of your San Francisco 49ers and California Golden Bears! TiöJ: neither of whom really have a quarterback TiöJ: maybe we're gonna try the revolutionary no-QB offensive scheme SixH: LOL TiöJ: oh wait, KGO tv, not KGO radio TiöJ: eff me hard TiöJ: falling asleep here @ the keyboard TiöJ: i'm off to bed, dude TiöJ: happy quickening SixH: me too SixH: night. TiöJ: see ya |
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Added JACK BAUER above.
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