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Sunday, August 07, 2005

"i don't wanna be plugging any holes"

Not as funny as Starved, but should pick up as the season progresses.

Thanks for playing today, and here's the finale of your Tio Jaime's catching up on TV tripleheader!!!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

ps- go giants! thanks for not taking a shit on yourselves for two days in a row!

3am Criticism of FX's series premiere of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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TioJaime858 (1:49:09 PM): hello dere!
TioJaime858 (1:49:34 PM): and we're right on the heels of two 3am Criticisms for the third part of today's tripleheader!
TioJaime858 (1:49:40 PM): TV MA LS
TioJaime858 (1:49:47 PM): viewer discretion advised
TioJaime858 (1:49:59 PM): 12:45 am
TioJaime858 (1:50:01 PM): ona thursday
TioJaime858 (1:50:06 PM): in philadelphia, PA
TioJaime858 (1:50:52 PM): crazy black dude
TioJaime858 (1:50:53 PM): !
TioJaime858 (1:51:02 PM): don't have too many brothers walking through here
TioJaime858 (1:52:51 PM): sorry had to pause
TioJaime858 (1:53:15 PM): "we weren't expecting you to be black"
TioJaime858 (1:53:27 PM): It's
TioJaime858 (1:53:37 PM): It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
TioJaime858 (1:53:49 PM): why the fuck can't i type today?
TioJaime858 (1:54:01 PM): "The Gang Gets Racist"
TioJaime858 (1:54:17 PM): this chick isn't as hot as the one in Starved
TioJaime858 (1:54:26 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (1:54:29 PM): fast forwarding
TioJaime858 (1:54:44 PM): tony sinclair
TioJaime858 (1:54:47 PM): but i passed it up
TioJaime858 (1:54:48 PM): eh
TioJaime858 (1:54:55 PM): back
TioJaime858 (1:55:35 PM): when you say "my sistah"
TioJaime858 (1:56:57 PM): tore his ass apart
TioJaime858 (1:57:03 PM): bro
TioJaime858 (1:57:06 PM): asshole
TioJaime858 (1:57:43 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (1:57:53 PM): waitress thinks your racist
TioJaime858 (1:58:37 PM): they're seeking out balck people
TioJaime858 (1:58:49 PM): "absolutely"
TioJaime858 (1:59:28 PM): and now they're balck
TioJaime858 (1:59:40 PM): "why do these people like you more than they like me"
TioJaime858 (1:59:46 PM): "i'm janelle"
TioJaime858 (2:00:02 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (2:00:08 PM): he threw the number away
TioJaime858 (2:01:19 PM): "i'll call the black girl"
TioJaime858 (2:01:21 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (2:03:03 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (2:03:08 PM): "we wanted to wait for the cute one"
TioJaime858 (2:03:09 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (2:03:16 PM): your cousin by the juke box!
TioJaime858 (2:03:24 PM): "oh it's something else"
TioJaime858 (2:03:35 PM): "you have the most beautiful eyes"
TioJaime858 (2:03:37 PM): "soe blue"
TioJaime858 (2:03:39 PM): so
TioJaime858 (2:03:40 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (2:03:45 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (2:04:03 PM): hottest gay bar in philadelphia
TioJaime858 (2:04:25 PM): captain morgan commercial!
TioJaime858 (2:04:31 PM): reunion?
TioJaime858 (2:04:43 PM): heard about that show....
TioJaime858 (2:04:53 PM): "a revolutionary new series"
TioJaime858 (2:05:05 PM): hmm, that's never a good sign
TioJaime858 (2:05:10 PM): hey cool
TioJaime858 (2:05:16 PM): every episode is a new year
TioJaime858 (2:05:18 PM): so it's kinda like 24?
TioJaime858 (2:05:40 PM): ooh yeah hot chick making out w/the black gay dude
TioJaime858 (2:05:47 PM): "i'm not into gay dudes!"
TioJaime858 (2:06:30 PM): "i don't wanna be plugging any holes"
TioJaime858 (2:07:11 PM): hey hoss
TioJaime858 (2:09:16 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (2:09:31 PM): Charlie's using you to prove that he's not racist
TioJaime858 (2:09:36 PM): and then he asked me out on a date
TioJaime858 (2:09:40 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (2:10:06 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (2:10:09 PM): boys are out tonight
TioJaime858 (2:10:51 PM): get dennis so drunk tongiht
TioJaime858 (2:10:59 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (2:11:02 PM): blackout drunk
TioJaime858 (2:14:15 PM): heh experiment
TioJaime858 (2:14:38 PM): oh WTF
TioJaime858 (2:14:40 PM): was it an hour long?
TioJaime858 (2:14:44 PM): shit my tape cut out
TioJaime858 (2:25:21 PM): hmm
TioJaime858 (2:25:26 PM): not sure how i missed a few miute sthere
TioJaime858 (2:25:34 PM): i had a minute on each end...
TioJaime858 (2:25:39 PM): OK i'll add two then
TioJaime858 (2:25:41 PM): fuck you FX
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