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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

pwnz0r3d! \/\/\/\/ || is teh r0x0r

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I hate l33t-speak. It's almost as bad as ebonics. Yet another fad upon which I wish a horrible death. The only hope is that if parents and grandparents start using phrases like "teh sux0r" and "w00t!" and "OMG j00 r a n00b!!!!!!!!11". God, how I hate you kids.
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found this link through SixMeatBuffet's link smorgasbord...

Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE (brought to you by The Politburo Diktat

oh, Ok looks like i was blogging faster than I was thinking. Don't turn around, uh oh oh. der commissar links to this post from his page, uh oh oh!

don't want to ruin it, but here's the opening, and just gets better and better...

WWII as a realtime strategy
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
takes you back to those starcraftin' days, huh? And actually, LMHBrent and MwHCock, I found my old starcraft CD a couple of days ago, you guys up for some craftin'?

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith