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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Sweet Dee = butterface

I had to explain "butterface" to Marla on her birthday. We then proceeded to name off some mutual acquaintances of ours who are Butterfaces. We won't name them here, as people googling their own names have turned up the SHoP from time to time.

And if these 3am Criticisms confuse you, then please to be watching these episodes along side the 3amCs. Provided that the 3amC is live. And that I didn't post a week late. And that there are reruns because FX can't fill the rest of their schedule.

These 3amCs are the best way to watch TV w/your Tio Jaime w/o the inconvenience of coming to Oakland, CA and looking for parking in my neighborhood. Same goes w/the normal chats I'll post. You want a window into the mind of the 27-year-old Republican male? How about two 27-year-old Republican males? Then you're at the right place...

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Live 3am Criticism of the best episode of It's Always Sunny in Phildadelphia thus far!!!
You are now in chat room “IASiPSucksAss.”
TioJ (10:31:33 PM): TV MA LS
TioJ (10:31:45 PM): 9:45 PM
TioJ (10:31:49 PM): on a fri-dee
TioJ (10:31:53 PM): in philadelphia, PA
TioJ (10:31:58 PM): i give this episode 10 minutes
TioJ (10:32:53 PM): really young crowd
TioJ (10:33:15 PM): It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
TioJ (10:33:22 PM): "Underage Drinking: A National Concern"
TioJ (10:35:23 PM): this show won't last until 10:40 CA time
TioJ (10:35:53 PM): wow Sweet Dee is ugly
TioJ (10:38:05 PM): ooh yeah hello Stephen
TioJ (10:39:17 PM): jesus that kid was like 13
TioJ (10:40:43 PM): Jesus she has laugh lines
TioJ (10:40:54 PM): and she looks like skeletor
TioJ (10:42:50 PM): "listen dude, i'm legal. and i love to party"
TioJ (10:43:35 PM): wow that chick's old
TioJ (10:44:56 PM): dude, that's Moaning Myrtle!
TioJ (10:45:32 PM): and i'd like to make out w/moaning myrtle
TioJ (10:45:48 PM): and yeah dim, now you don't like the reporters
TioJ (10:46:02 PM): Tony Sinclair!
TioJ (10:46:14 PM): Ready to Tanqueray?
TioJ (10:49:22 PM): and yay Sweet Dee
TioJ (10:50:57 PM): heh crazy kids
TioJ (10:50:58 PM): oops
TioJ (10:51:07 PM): Sweet Dee = butterface
TioJ (10:51:41 PM): whoa
TioJ (10:51:51 PM): hot HS chick
TioJ (10:52:07 PM): LOL
TioJ (10:52:13 PM): whoa, i actually laughed
TioJ (10:52:53 PM): this chick blackmailed him into going to the prom
TioJ (10:53:40 PM): whatever beee-ooo!
TioJ (10:54:29 PM): wow she looks terrible
TioJ (10:55:45 PM): ooh yeah goddam
TioJ (10:57:41 PM): Ok that was kinda funny
TioJ (10:58:18 PM): what happened to moaning myrtle?
TioJ (11:01:21 PM): OK next week the one w/the chick w/a dick
TioJ (11:02:22 PM): that was actually a good episode! probably the best so far
TioJ has left the chat room.

OK went to play golf w/the office and i come back to my computer to find this unposted... Ess on me.

I'm leaving. New place opening in Oakland tonight, and they have chicken and waffles on the menu!

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith