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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Ghostrider, you are at three-quarters of a mile, call the ball...

In somewhat of a holding pattern until a) an inspector gets back to me on a couple of submittals and b) i get in contact w/the structures dude to find out more about these materials.

In the meantime, reading the Day by Day comic strip. Not so big a fan of the Kerri Walsh & Misty May(-Treanor?) ad on the side, as over the past few weeks I've become more of a Rachel Wacholder fan.

Kerri Walsh and Misty May aren't very tasty at all.

We've all seen these ads, and they have no doubt puzzled us all. Here we are, making inroads intellectually and politically in a revolutionary new form of DYI quasi-media... and we're bombarded by hot bikini chicks. And not that there should be any objections, as I think we're closer to the South Park wing of the Republican Party than the Pat Robertson Assassin Squad. (See my own likeness here, complete with jimmy-fitting definition of South Park Republican. Note the "tight abs" part and apply that to Ms. Wacholder above.)

I think the SHoP should jump on the bikini-chick bandwagon and put up an ad! God bless scantily clad capitalism!


SHoP logic puzzle!
Mystery SHoP author A went to HS with Kerri Walsh.
Mystery SHoP author B went to Kerri Walsh's rival high school.
When Kerri Walsh's college volleyball team was visiting, Mystery SHoP author B played in the pep band and would yell demeaning things about her HS mascot when she was serving.
Mystery SHoP author B's little sister actually plays on the AVP circuit. She lives in Santa Monica walking distance from the beach with Mystery SHoP author B's dog.
Mystery SHoP author C has at one point used a WSTE-M and a SPNKR-18/SPNKR-XP and a TOZT-7 on Mystery SHoP commenter A.
Mystery SHoP commenter A does not live in Cleveland.
Mystery SHoP author D probably has never been to Broadway Showgirls in San Francisco, CA.
Mystery SHoP commenter B has the same first and last name as Mark Nicodemo.
The dog's name is Georgia.

Mystery Citizen SHoPper U can enlarge in a new window by clicking on the thumbnail.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith