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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

i don't want to go into details, but i do trim

3am Criticism of FX's Starved
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JihadJimmy (9:42:10 PM): hello dere
JihadJimmy (9:42:38 PM): in about 17 minutes, we'll 3am criticize FX's Starved
JihadJimmy (9:42:48 PM): and dumb-holes, this is not speaking to yourself
JihadJimmy (9:42:57 PM): i'm addressing all you Little Brains out there in the SHoP
JihadJimmy (9:43:20 PM): whenever i watch TV and talk to myself my neighbors get pissed and knock on my door
JihadJimmy (9:43:24 PM): huge fucking difference
JihadJimmy (10:00:09 PM): TVMALS
JihadJimmy (10:00:12 PM): TV MA LS
JihadJimmy (10:00:18 PM): Previously on Starved
JihadJimmy (10:00:26 PM): IT'S NOT OK
JihadJimmy (10:00:34 PM): ooh hot enema chick
JihadJimmy (10:01:00 PM): ass geyser
JihadJimmy (10:01:12 PM): ooh billie
JihadJimmy (10:01:45 PM): $300 on the Mets game
JihadJimmy (10:02:05 PM): dick & balls
JihadJimmy (10:02:58 PM): and now he's illustrating how trimming your pubes makes you look bigger
JihadJimmy (10:03:05 PM): using sausage and hash browns
JihadJimmy (10:03:48 PM): i don't want to go into details, but i do trim
JihadJimmy (10:04:12 PM): bandaged and elevated
JihadJimmy (10:04:15 PM): IT'S NOT OK
JihadJimmy (10:10:29 PM): oosp was typing in the wrong window
JihadJimmy (10:10:43 PM): Trosama must have wondere what the fuck was going on
JihadJimmy (10:11:31 PM): my ballsac kinda hurts
JihadJimmy (10:11:32 PM): LOL
JihadJimmy (10:12:00 PM): and the hot chick is eating a huge sandwich?
JihadJimmy (10:12:23 PM): i wrote in the wrong window
JihadJimmy (10:12:32 PM): [stupid jimmy]
JihadJimmy (10:12:40 PM): "Scrotal Origami"
JihadJimmy (10:12:47 PM): mistress something-or-other
JihadJimmy (10:12:50 PM): what a damn woman
JihadJimmy (10:12:53 PM): [/stupid jimmy]
JihadJimmy (10:13:22 PM): and she's eating chips and a coke
JihadJimmy (10:15:39 PM): his nuts have swelled to the size of grapefruits
JihadJimmy (10:17:15 PM): wow kim catrall is old
JihadJimmy (10:17:21 PM): and gettin golder
JihadJimmy (10:20:31 PM): ooh his secretary is cute
JihadJimmy (10:21:15 PM): massage parlor
JihadJimmy (10:21:33 PM): that's not teabagging
JihadJimmy (10:22:03 PM): that's arabian goggles
JihadJimmy (10:22:58 PM): and please don't ask me how i know the diffeernce
JihadJimmy (10:23:04 PM): billie running, hot chick eating
JihadJimmy (10:23:09 PM): she's gona throw up today
JihadJimmy (10:24:22 PM): chemotherapy chick
JihadJimmy (10:24:39 PM): she's still a cutie
JihadJimmy (10:25:55 PM): cool, actual eating disorder support and shit
JihadJimmy (10:26:17 PM): but you're hot, so it's OK
JihadJimmy (10:28:21 PM): stay chuned for scenes from the all new Starved
JihadJimmy (10:28:33 PM): IASiP is gonna suck tonight
JihadJimmy (10:30:47 PM): whoa it's the chick from the cracker commercial
JihadJimmy (10:31:00 PM): OK
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