Tripleheader again for you. Was helping gun-toting neighbor with math the whole week, so i had to tape my shows again. This episode of Over * There kinda sucked, but it had dead terrorists. And Mrs. B. Best advice? Stay chuned for Starved.
Saved these as drafts last night because i was too tired to fix them up. OK. I was drinking too, so that's why i was tired.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of OVER * |
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| You are now in chat room “AIMBitesMyCrank.” TioJaime858 has entered the chat room. TioJaime858 (7:50:46 PM): hello dere TioJaime858 (7:50:53 PM): gonna poop TioJaime858 (7:51:03 PM): then gonna have the 3am Criticismi of OVER * THERE TioJaime858 (7:51:10 PM): complete with stupid theme song! TioJaime858 (7:51:14 PM): yay! TioJaime858 (7:51:18 PM): brb TioJaime858 (8:11:16 PM): OK TioJaime858 (8:11:25 PM): back TioJaime858 (8:12:02 PM): rewinded the tape TioJaime858 (8:12:20 PM): poured the GDF TioJaime858 (8:13:05 PM): actually it's a Get Jimmy Fast TioJaime858 (8:13:07 PM): GJF TioJaime858 (8:13:08 PM): eh TioJaime858 (8:13:26 PM): i forgot what the name was... had a cooler name than the GJF TioJaime858 (8:14:44 PM): got the last few minutes of Basic TioJaime858 (8:14:56 PM): because FX sucks my butt TioJaime858 (8:15:32 PM): tv ma lsv TioJaime858 (8:15:55 PM): terrorist shooting at the roadblock TioJaime858 (8:16:07 PM): ooh yeah back to his unit TioJaime858 (8:16:14 PM): yeah take that terrorist TioJaime858 (8:16:40 PM): driving and shit in iraq TioJaime858 (8:16:47 PM): probably wan't filmed in iraq TioJaime858 (8:16:53 PM): probably the mojave or something TioJaime858 (8:16:56 PM): maybe arizona TioJaime858 (8:16:57 PM): utah TioJaime858 (8:17:16 PM): "muslims don't have holy water" TioJaime858 (8:17:26 PM): Ahab the Arab TioJaime858 (8:17:41 PM): "sand-nigger!" TioJaime858 (8:18:16 PM): ooh they gots the prisoner from Barak! TioJaime858 (8:18:52 PM): bringing out the prisoner TioJaime858 (8:19:38 PM): big bad dude just shot up the humvee TioJaime858 (8:19:41 PM): OVER * THERE TioJaime858 (8:20:31 PM): "geneva convention" TioJaime858 (8:21:17 PM): "this is my town. understand?" TioJaime858 (8:21:36 PM): great. what a wonderful storyline TioJaime858 (8:21:43 PM): ooh he's a spooky ghost TioJaime858 (8:22:31 PM): OK and now cut back to football TioJaime858 (8:22:44 PM): wonderful episode thus far TioJaime858 (8:23:14 PM): ooh hello nurse TioJaime858 (8:24:12 PM): oh yeah whatever TioJaime858 (8:24:25 PM): yeah yeah yeah we're treating prisoners bad blah blah blah TioJaime858 (8:24:28 PM): you stupid fuckwad TioJaime858 (8:24:55 PM): oh just torture him already TioJaime858 (8:25:11 PM): ooh Mrs. B TioJaime858 (8:25:40 PM): heh TioJaime858 (8:26:03 PM): and why do i want to make out w/Mrs. B? TioJaime858 (8:26:37 PM): wow you wacky muslim TioJaime858 (8:27:03 PM): i don't like Dim TioJaime858 (8:27:10 PM): la la la, went to Cornell TioJaime858 (8:27:15 PM): he's the show's conscience TioJaime858 (8:27:18 PM): what a crock of shit TioJaime858 (8:27:50 PM): should've just war crimed him TioJaime858 (8:28:01 PM): shoot a finger off TioJaime858 (8:28:27 PM): yeah see what happens you stupid pacifist fuckwad? TioJaime858 (8:28:39 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (8:28:54 PM): fast forwarded TioJaime858 (8:28:55 PM): back TioJaime858 (8:29:52 PM): take the threat of death off the table TioJaime858 (8:31:22 PM): and the redhead slut mom is gone TioJaime858 (8:32:39 PM): and he's going to school TioJaime858 (8:32:44 PM): wonderful episode TioJaime858 (8:32:54 PM): can't wait for Starved TioJaime858 (8:33:01 PM): slut-mom! TioJaime858 (8:33:12 PM): redhead slut-mom kleavage TioJaime858 (8:34:10 PM): heh TioJaime858 (8:34:15 PM): red is positive and black is negative TioJaime858 (8:34:26 PM): what kind of stupid question is that, of course it'll save an american ass TioJaime858 (8:36:24 PM): blah blah blah TioJaime858 (8:36:29 PM): heh take that terrorist TioJaime858 (8:36:47 PM): "that was a conversation, brother" TioJaime858 (8:38:13 PM): yeah nice job kid TioJaime858 (8:39:08 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (8:41:51 PM): downloading D&M from today and yesterday TioJaime858 (8:43:21 PM): oh we're back TioJaime858 (8:43:25 PM): yay Mrs. B TioJaime858 (8:43:33 PM): theyshould have topless flashbacks of her TioJaime858 (8:43:38 PM): oh great, Dim TioJaime858 (8:44:07 PM): "i'm trying to make it look like he's winning" TioJaime858 (8:45:35 PM): blah blah abu grhaib TioJaime858 (8:46:23 PM): blah blah blah college boy TioJaime858 (8:47:40 PM): fuck i hate terrorists TioJaime858 (8:48:04 PM): brokne glass down the hback of my shirt but i'm good TioJaime858 (8:48:07 PM): ooh Mrs. B TioJaime858 (8:48:37 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORISTS TioJaime858 (8:48:41 PM): I MEAN TERRORIST TioJaime858 (8:49:15 PM): wow that was ballsy TioJaime858 (8:49:18 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJaime858 (8:50:03 PM): "the prisoner seems to have bumped his head" TioJaime858 (8:50:39 PM): oh they're calling in f-16 support TioJaime858 (8:51:11 PM): yay waiting for their first husband TioJaime858 (8:51:14 PM): ooh hot wives and shit TioJaime858 (8:52:11 PM): yay for social justice TioJaime858 (8:53:20 PM): sergio dude TioJaime858 (8:53:31 PM): ooh hot army wife milf TioJaime858 (8:53:36 PM): awilf TioJaime858 (8:53:49 PM): nice job soldier TioJaime858 (8:53:52 PM): "i'm an ass" TioJaime858 (8:56:08 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORIST TioJaime858 (8:56:39 PM): waaa there's only two of them left TioJaime858 (8:56:43 PM): you suck Dim TioJaime858 (8:57:49 PM): yeah fuck you slim jim commercial TioJaime858 (8:58:04 PM): back TioJaime858 (8:58:43 PM): heh dude was a colonel TioJaime858 (9:01:22 PM): ooh 15-year-old terrorist sister TioJaime858 (9:01:48 PM): STFU Dim TioJaime858 (9:01:51 PM): WTF do you know? TioJaime858 (9:02:45 PM): stingers are on a farm TioJaime858 (9:02:50 PM): farmer doesn't know what they are TioJaime858 (9:03:01 PM): he's lying TioJaime858 (9:03:05 PM): kill him TioJaime858 (9:03:34 PM): show the sister again TioJaime858 (9:03:37 PM): ooh yeah momma TioJaime858 (9:04:07 PM): oh yay it's the shitty theme song again TioJaime858 (9:04:11 PM): ooh there's the farm TioJaime858 (9:04:18 PM): shoot that shit up TioJaime858 (9:04:39 PM): fucking terrorists shouldn't put their own civilians in harms way TioJaime858 (9:05:16 PM): WTF? TioJaime858 (9:05:23 PM): iraqi goat! TioJaime858 (9:05:31 PM): some indian dude w/a rifle TioJaime858 (9:05:39 PM): oh maybe he's not indian TioJaime858 (9:05:56 PM): OK they have the missiles TioJaime858 (9:05:59 PM): shoot that shit up TioJaime858 (9:06:14 PM): ooh yeah TioJaime858 (9:06:25 PM): FUCK YOU TERRORISTS! TioJaime858 (9:06:36 PM): yeah whatever, FX, try to guilt us and shit TioJaime858 (9:06:39 PM): they deserved it TioJaime858 (9:06:55 PM): commercial TioJaime858 (9:06:59 PM): ooh sa spalsh of club soda TioJaime858 (9:07:28 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from our next episode TioJaime858 (9:07:36 PM): Next Wednes-dee on Over There TioJaime858 (9:07:46 PM): yeah mom-slut TioJaime858 (9:07:49 PM): ooh Mrs. B TioJaime858 (9:08:04 PM): OK that episode kinda sucked TioJaime858 (9:08:10 PM): but it had Mrs. B TioJaime858 (9:08:22 PM): and also killing terrorists! TioJaime858 has left the chat room. |
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