Time to put your theory to the test, you bastard communist pig.

CNN.com - Chavez: U.S. will 'bite the dust' if it invades - Aug 9, 2005

Yet another foreign political leader to make my shit list. What the hell kind of politician is this? Nice tact, you moron.

"If someday they get the crazy idea of coming to invade us, we'll make them bite the dust defending the freedom of our land," Chavez said to applause.

He spoke during the opening ceremony of a world youth festival bringing together student delegations from across the world and convened under the slogan "Against Imperialism and War."

Chavez called the United States the "most savage, cruel and murderous empire that has existed in the history of the world."

The Venezuelan leader said "socialism is the only path," and told the students the collective goal is to "save a world threatened by the voracity of U.S. imperialism."

I could take the time to mount a coherent argument about everything this guy said, but instead, I'll just call him an asshole and say that he looks like the huge smelly turd I left in the john this morning. I'm tired of these idiots.

Update: Apparently the Catholic Church sees it my way. Man, I love this guy.