Extremely funny show! I wholly recommend you check out the replay of this premiere before the second episode airs on thurs-dee night. Check out fxnetwork.com to see when it's scheduled...
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| 3am Criticism of FX's Starved, series premiere! |
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