Sorry, this is a week late. Expect a buttload more TV shows.
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith
| Live 3am Criticism of OVER * THERE |
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| You are now in chat room “aimsucksballs.” JihadJimmyMWCCDF has entered the chat room. JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:59:28 PM): hello dere JihadJimmyMWCCDF (9:59:36 PM): heh, AIM just took a shit on us... JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:02 PM): la la la last week on OVER * THERE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:07 PM): ooh drunk redhead JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:21 PM): ooh hi army wife JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:45 PM): takin a shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:01:59 PM): reading porn and taking a shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:14 PM): Stars & Stripes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:24 PM): and he's wearing a gas mask JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:02:36 PM): "gotta be an officer": JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:29 PM): general wants his toilets JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:03:43 PM): ooh cute army chick JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:26 PM): "in the future, if you don't want the shit missions, don't be so good at doing them" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:04:57 PM): this is gonna be a Mrs. B free episode, huh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:09 PM): ooh, she was in maxim in her underwears, btw JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:05:47 PM): INCOMING JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:00 PM): oops there goes the humvee JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:06:23 PM): OVER * THERE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:18 PM): his new wife got chunkier between the second and third episodes JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:07:53 PM): or is this the fourth episode? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:32 PM): oh he's running away JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:08:41 PM): you can tell by the running-away music they're playing JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:13:50 PM): "suck my proof!" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:14:15 PM): oh sorry, incom JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:15:14 PM): incoming JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:15:57 PM): Tony Sinclair! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:18:59 PM): and we're back JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:19:50 PM): STFU dim JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:09 PM): i don't like that guy JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:20:46 PM): ooh Mrs. B JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:18 PM): Mrs. B means Mrs. Bitch JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:20 PM): M JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:21:24 PM): Bitch Mitchell JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:22:12 PM): oh shit, i think i somehow have the maxim where Mrs. B is in her underwear! JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:22:31 PM): ooh mrs. b JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:22:54 PM): doublewide looks pissed JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:33 PM): ooh mrs. b JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:24:56 PM): perhaps she wants to be mor enaked JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:28:32 PM): ooh there she is page 92 on Sept 2003 JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:28:42 PM): i like her better in fatigues JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:29:41 PM): oops got the taxi JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:34:28 PM): and their back JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:34:31 PM): oh shit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:34:33 PM): they're JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:35:35 PM): STFU dim JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:36:42 PM): i don't think that was Dim's house when he left in the pilot JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:37:49 PM): whatever. get back to nicki aycox JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:13 PM): ha ha you're pregnant JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:38:30 PM): and he's still in iraq JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:39:03 PM): oh STFU JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:39:19 PM): yeah you "assassinate" civilians like this JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:39:55 PM): nobody watching FX right now gives a fuck about Henry II or some archbishop beckett JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:41:27 PM): yeah that's plausible and well written JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:41:35 PM): the kid was going to iraq JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:46:47 PM): heh JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:47:00 PM): nice how Smoke is whispering into Angel's right ear JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:27 PM): do your job, Dim JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:39 PM): "how bout you blow me?" JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:50:56 PM): IT'S KILLIN' TIME JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:51:14 PM): is that like clobberin' time? not that i'm a comic book fiend JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:51:29 PM): if you'll notice, i don't have a stripper GF JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:09 PM): WTF you gonna do? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:52:29 PM): that's a buttloadof trucks JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:43 PM): yeah FUCK YOU TERRORIST JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:48 PM): TAKE THAT YOU PIGFUCKING TERRORIST JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:53:57 PM): HOW'S YOUR FUCKING CHEST? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:54:23 PM): YOU LIKE HOW THAT SHIT WORKS? JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:54:33 PM): oh God not this inane themesong JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:06 PM): OK only 1 dead terrorist JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:27 PM): ooh nicki aycox JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:55:49 PM): oh waaah a dead terrorist JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:03 PM): cry me a fucking river JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:56:46 PM): OVER * THERE JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:03 PM): Stay Chuned for scenes from the all new episode of O*T JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:57:15 PM): and shit, you could've at least shown a bit of Mrs. B skin JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:30 PM): next Wednesday JihadJimmyMWCCDF (10:59:51 PM): ooh Double wide got hit JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:16 PM): OK an embedded reporter JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:25 PM): sounds good JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:34 PM): as long as there are dead terrorists JihadJimmyMWCCDF (11:00:37 PM): see ya next week JihadJimmyMWCCDF has left the chat room. |
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