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Friday, August 26, 2005

and she just adjusted himself

You think these 3am Criticisms are disjointed and confusing? You should've tried watching these shows last night. Maybe the double-confusion will cancel itself out...

Unless you want to count the confusion in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Starved separately. In which case, the three confusions makes it confusing again. Ess on me

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

Doubleheader 3am Criticisms of FX's new sitcoms!
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TioJ (10:34:33 PM): hello dere
TioJ (10:35:15 PM): was gonna shower before Starved
TioJ (10:35:21 PM): but I'll wait
TioJ (10:35:44 PM): and anyway, I think the first episode is gonna be It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia anyway
TioJ (10:35:49 PM): the episode w/the chick w/the dick
TioJ (10:36:56 PM): put Fear Factor on in the meantime
TioJ (10:37:04 PM): Joe Rogan is completely unfunny
TioJ (10:37:56 PM): why the fuck is Fear Factor still on the air? just to keep you NBC retards happy?
TioJ (10:38:01 PM): please, stop watching NBC
TioJ (11:03:16 PM): OK and IASiP was slated to start at 11:0-something
TioJ (11:03:22 PM): so that's why i'm not pissed right now
TioJ (11:05:15 PM): behold the v-chip
TioJ (11:05:30 PM): TV MA LV
TioJ (11:05:42 PM): language and violence?
TioJ (11:05:46 PM): 12:40 PM
TioJ (11:05:53 PM): On a Sunday(?)
TioJ (11:05:58 PM): Philadelphia, PA
TioJ (11:08:21 PM): one of the scruffy dudes has cancer
TioJ (11:08:46 PM): it's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
TioJ (11:08:57 PM): "Charlie Has Cancer"
TioJ (11:10:35 PM): God that chick is ugly
TioJ (11:12:29 PM): hot chick playing pool
TioJ (11:12:39 PM): chick over by the pool table
TioJ (11:12:49 PM): tranny
TioJ (11:13:00 PM): "dick in those pants"
TioJ (11:13:26 PM): ooh hot tranny
TioJ (11:13:28 PM): holy shit
TioJ (11:13:43 PM): they don't have them like that in San Francisco
TioJ (11:13:50 PM): and she just adjusted himself
TioJ (11:15:16 PM): nice shirt, but Sweet Dee is still old and ugly
TioJ (11:19:15 PM): where have i seen that transsexual before?
TioJ (11:19:42 PM): dude, he's hot
TioJ (11:21:31 PM): and now there's potential for a duel over the janky waitress
TioJ (11:29:14 PM): he punched another chick
TioJ (11:29:30 PM): and it's OK because she has a penis
TioJ (11:29:38 PM): and i think he was at pat's
TioJ (11:29:40 PM): or geno's?
TioJ (11:29:43 PM): hell if i know
TioJ (11:30:36 PM): oh, and he doesn'thave cancer
TioJ (11:31:04 PM): and Dee punched him in the face
TioJ (11:31:10 PM): but unfortunately she's ugly
TioJ (11:31:39 PM): waitress-whore
TioJ (11:33:41 PM): oh, and it looks like IASiP has already moved to tuesday
TioJ (11:33:47 PM): i just watched the rerun
TioJ (11:34:13 PM): and i'm about to watch the rerun of Starved, which originally ran a hour and a half ago...
TioJ (11:35:36 PM): oh shit that tranny was Brittany Daniel!
TioJ (11:35:41 PM):
TioJ (11:35:45 PM): TV MA LS
TioJ (11:35:58 PM): Previously on Starved
TioJ (11:37:06 PM): Lady Godiva biscuits commercial
TioJ (11:38:24 PM): ooh it's the cute chick from the pilot
TioJ (11:38:45 PM): she has janky teeth
TioJ (11:39:24 PM): ooh and it's the AIDS angle
TioJ (11:39:46 PM): IT'S NOT OK
TioJ (11:40:12 PM): yay for blue NY... gotta get that AIDS plug
TioJ (11:40:14 PM): heh plug
TioJ (11:44:00 PM): holy jesus Billie's hot
TioJ (11:44:47 PM): that english chick isn't very hot
TioJ (11:45:22 PM): ewwww that chick is janky
TioJ (11:46:22 PM): Belt Tighteners
TioJ (11:46:31 PM): Ooh hi billie
TioJ (11:58:30 PM): ooh hi bilie again
TioJ (11:58:53 PM): you don't want to join the janky english chick and the Billie?
TioJ (12:03:09 AM): and he had some cake
TioJ (12:03:24 AM): i didn't quite get the the whole billie-sam thing
TioJ (12:04:51 AM): that episode really sucked
TioJ (12:05:04 AM): and i didn't get hte darryl hammond angle either
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