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Saturday, August 13, 2005

cleaning out the colon!

Good episode. Billie is hot.

Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith

3am Criticism of FX's Starved, episode 2
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TioJaime858 (9:19:43 PM): OK time for Starved!
TioJaime858 (9:19:51 PM): especially since OVER * THERE kinda sucked
TioJaime858 (9:19:55 PM): well, actually, it was OK
TioJaime858 (9:20:13 PM): but in any case, if you're ready for better than OK, here's Starved!
TioJaime858 (9:21:01 PM): Ok gotta find it first
TioJaime858 (9:21:13 PM): i still have an old episode of IASiP
TioJaime858 (9:21:20 PM): or rather, *the* old episode
TioJaime858 (9:22:03 PM): oh, maybe i didn't screw it up
TioJaime858 (9:22:08 PM): OK here it is
TioJaime858 (9:22:17 PM): Starved, episode 2!
TioJaime858 (9:22:29 PM): followed by IASiP
TioJaime858 (9:22:48 PM): heh shallow hal
TioJaime858 (9:23:45 PM): all new Starved
TioJaime858 (9:23:47 PM): Next!
TioJaime858 (9:23:52 PM): hurry the fuck up already
TioJaime858 (9:23:57 PM): yeah yeah yeah behold the v-chip
TioJaime858 (9:24:16 PM): TV MA LS
TioJaime858 (9:24:19 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (9:24:23 PM): Previously on Starved
TioJaime858 (9:24:33 PM): lemme rewind that
TioJaime858 (9:24:51 PM): Sam... compulsive eater, anorexic
TioJaime858 (9:25:10 PM): Billie, anorexic/bulemic
TioJaime858 (9:25:32 PM): Adam, bulemic
TioJaime858 (9:25:36 PM): Dan, obsessive overeater
TioJaime858 (9:25:41 PM): that took a while
TioJaime858 (9:25:45 PM): had to keep rewinding
TioJaime858 (9:25:52 PM): heh accidentally drop your mu shu pork
TioJaime858 (9:26:08 PM): Belt Tighteners!
TioJaime858 (9:26:24 PM): yeah this is a huge recap for a short 30-min episode
TioJaime858 (9:26:30 PM): "if you were a dog, i'd kick you in the face"
TioJaime858 (9:26:41 PM): ooh football lon Fox Sports Net
TioJaime858 (9:26:44 PM): "do you guys leak"
TioJaime858 (9:26:46 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:26:52 PM): yeah
TioJaime858 (9:27:17 PM): huh?
TioJaime858 (9:27:36 PM): sphincter valve tightening
TioJaime858 (9:27:38 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:27:45 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (9:27:48 PM): three fingers!
TioJaime858 (9:28:00 PM): Let a woman finger-ass rape me
TioJaime858 (9:28:20 PM): butt-slamming versus pooping and orgasming
TioJaime858 (9:28:25 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:28:33 PM): i've laughed already like 5 times already
TioJaime858 (9:28:37 PM): "rationalized gay sex"
TioJaime858 (9:28:47 PM): IT'S NOT OK
TioJaime858 (9:29:09 PM): back
TioJaime858 (9:29:22 PM): ooh hi stella
TioJaime858 (9:30:14 PM): ooh yeah stella
TioJaime858 (9:30:32 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (9:30:40 PM): they're shocking him
TioJaime858 (9:30:47 PM): LOL
TioJaime858 (9:31:18 PM): ooh Billie!
TioJaime858 (9:31:20 PM): i like Billie
TioJaime858 (9:31:22 PM): she's hot
TioJaime858 (9:31:45 PM): ooh Billie
TioJaime858 (9:32:11 PM): ooh Mistress Ella's Dungeon
TioJaime858 (9:32:25 PM): gay black cop working out
TioJaime858 (9:32:38 PM): ooh dominatrix time?
TioJaime858 (9:32:44 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (9:32:50 PM): ooh mistress ella
TioJaime858 (9:33:11 PM): ooh want some information
TioJaime858 (9:33:41 PM): whoa
TioJaime858 (9:34:06 PM): wow i'd like to write a book about dominatrices
TioJaime858 (9:34:17 PM): one of our best submissives!
TioJaime858 (9:35:36 PM): stella
TioJaime858 (9:35:38 PM): la la la
TioJaime858 (9:35:47 PM): cop dude throwing up
TioJaime858 (9:36:00 PM): heh they're doing it on a date now
TioJaime858 (9:36:04 PM): WTF?
TioJaime858 (9:36:06 PM): that's sick
TioJaime858 (9:36:34 PM): ooh Billie
TioJaime858 (9:36:55 PM): ooh Billie
TioJaime858 (9:37:13 PM): cock-cake!
TioJaime858 (9:37:25 PM): heh conservative gays
TioJaime858 (9:37:30 PM): commercial
TioJaime858 (9:38:37 PM): ooh Billie
TioJaime858 (9:39:03 PM): her daddy and poppa
TioJaime858 (9:39:05 PM): yay!
TioJaime858 (9:39:12 PM): ooh Billie
TioJaime858 (9:39:45 PM): dan's wife is horny
TioJaime858 (9:39:57 PM): "i'm watching the game, do not bother me again"
TioJaime858 (9:40:11 PM): huh?
TioJaime858 (9:40:27 PM): ooh
TioJaime858 (9:40:48 PM): mean, bitchy, needy wife
TioJaime858 (9:41:13 PM): heh
TioJaime858 (9:41:19 PM): cleaning out the colon!
TioJaime858 (9:41:51 PM): heh clogging food
TioJaime858 (9:42:03 PM): eating the chocolate cake
TioJaime858 (9:42:16 PM): i had some good chocolate cake today
TioJaime858 (9:42:31 PM): oh oh oh, he's clogging himself
TioJaime858 (9:42:52 PM): ooh yeah
TioJaime858 (9:43:07 PM): heh looks like a lot of chocolate cake
TioJaime858 (9:43:24 PM): "i really like you"
TioJaime858 (9:43:48 PM): "i've gotten less than a special massage girl"
TioJaime858 (9:43:56 PM): "the only thing you don't give is a handjob"
TioJaime858 (9:44:19 PM): his ass is geysering
TioJaime858 (9:44:34 PM): and they're Blue Danubing
TioJaime858 (9:45:02 PM): God what a good show
TioJaime858 (9:45:34 PM): ooh watching football w/the submissive
TioJaime858 (9:45:53 PM): too bad they blew their wad in the previews
TioJaime858 (9:46:01 PM): although it was still a good scene
TioJaime858 (9:46:11 PM): ooh Billie
TioJaime858 (9:46:49 PM): i want some scotch
TioJaime858 (9:46:53 PM): or to make out w/billie
TioJaime858 (9:47:02 PM): some chocolate cake would be nice
TioJaime858 (9:47:10 PM): and i like how they keep plugging Fox shit
TioJaime858 (9:47:23 PM): Stay chuned for scenes from the next Starved
TioJaime858 (9:47:53 PM): ooh hot Gap chicks and iTunes
TioJaime858 (9:48:22 PM): "i'll be her today, i'll start throwing up again"
TioJaime858 (9:48:25 PM): good show
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