Educational Phoebe Cates-free Activity!, or: You can do magic / You can have anything that you desire

Tear yourself away from the previous post for a couple of seconds, will ya? Try this magic trick, I call it "The Time Traveller"

1) Read the Bostard Globe column here. Found this first on Mark Nicodemo's news-fest.
2) Highlight the text of the article.
3) Copy the text. If you have a Mac, hit Command-C If you have a PC, go buy a boat and take your computer "fishing" in the Berkeley Marina.
4) Open up a new document in Micro$uck Word.
5) Paste the text. If you have a Mac, hit Command-V. If you have a PC, bring it to me such that I might hate crime it.
6) Here's the cool part! Open up the Find and Replace window (Command-F), and click on the "Replace" tab.
7) In the "Find what:" field, enter "warming"
8) In the "Replace with:" field, enter "cooling"
9) Click on the "Replace All" button.
10) Yell at the top of your lungs, "ABRACADABRA, YOU LEFTIST HIPPIE BASTARD HUMPS!!!"

And now the leftist blathering from 2005 has magically transformed into leftist blathering from 1975! Thirty years back in time! Just like that! For added effect, in the background play the America song referenced in the title.

(And I was about to make a Phoebe Cates comment, but phoebe minus thirty years gives us a 12 year old unripened and illegal hottie. As such, keep all like-minded comments to yourself.)

What a joke. Global Warming didn't work for the hurricanes last year, and it isn't working this year. When are you pathetic excuses for Leftists gonna learn that Americans are miraculously (yeah, this boggles my mind too) getting too smart for your tired, Leftist bullshit?

You're the one who can put out the fire,
Jihad Jimmy, Minister of War Crimes and Chief Defender of the Faith